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Stories Characters Vincent Crabbe

Vincent Crabbe

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Humor General Hogwarts Castle 1,051 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Going out with a bang

by DawnEB

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

The traditional last night party at the end
of the year for the outgoing 7th years...
Originally written for the 1st HCR Fic Challenge Pre HBP, so is now noncomplient/AU.

1,051 Words,  Started 09/21/2005,  Completed 09/21/2005

Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Action/Adventure Hogwarts Castle 78,608 Words 12 Chapters WIP

Amicus Draconis: 1st Cycle - Cycle of the Badger

by Yamato

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )

In the Trio?s seventh year, the wizarding world has lost its second war against the Dark Lord. The Death Eaters conquered Hogwarts, defeated the Order of the Phoenix and overthrew the Ministry of Magic. Forming a new government with Voldemort as the supreme ruler, they take control of Wizarding Europe, spreading terror and destruction everywhere. Harry and his friends are forced into hiding, but far from giving up hope they form their own secret rebellion trying to save as many people as possible. In four cycles, Amicus Draconis tells the story of a world shattered and rebuilt throughout three wizarding wars, of two masterminds moving people like figures on a chessboard, and a boy torn between his destiny and his one true love.

78,608 Words,  Started 12/15/2005,  Updated 09/01/2010

Romance General Hogwarts Castle 1,992 Words 1 Chapter WIP

The Point of No Return

by dracos_escape

1 Rating, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

McGonagall comes to the Gryffindor Common room to make an announcement that makes tempers flare. Hermione has a secret, however, and she gets really touchy. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy gets an unexpected visitor and gift in the middle of the night.

1,992 Words,  Started 03/04/2006,  Updated 03/04/2006

Humor Erotica Action/Adventure Hogwarts Castle 99,714 Words 19 Chapters Complete

The Hermann Chronicles

by Fairfield

58 Ratings, 0 Likes, 22 Favorites )


    This tale is for readers interested in adventures and perspectives that a canon character could not reasonably have.

      Is the House Cup a rigged game? Is Hermione Granger delusional? Is Harry Potter a bad thing? Is the Order of the Phoenix incompetent? Is the need for a hero a sign of society on the verge of collapse? Can an ordinary student betray everyone?

        The beta was lisa725 from Perfect Imagination. Lisa corrected the punctuation, offered encouragement, and made several good suggestions. Thank you, Lisa.

        99,714 Words,  Started 05/28/2006,  Completed 11/10/2006

        Humor Drama Snapshot post-HBP/HBP compliant How Filch Found His Firepower Challenge 2,357 Words 1 Chapter Complete

        Wielding His Wand

        by Southern_Witch_69

        11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

        Filch's magic finally comes through for him when he realizes that Mrs. Norris has disappeared... or does it?

        2,357 Words,  Started 06/21/2006,  Completed 06/21/2006

        Angst Romance Potions Under Duress 75,033 Words 47 Chapters WIP

        Fair Exchanges

        by Fawkes_07

        909 Ratings, 0 Likes, 358 Favorites )

        Hermione wants to learn Occlumency, but Severus Snape is not known for his generous nature. Both may learn more than they bargained for before the tale ends.

        This is canon-compliant with books 5 and 6 and provides a behind-the-scenes story that JKR never even guessed...

        75,033 Words,  Started 11/26/2006,  Updated 10/15/2009

        Drama General Action/Adventure Hogwarts Castle 24,900 Words 9 Chapters Complete

        Night of Secrets

        by Raira

        10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

        Harry, roaming Hogwarts at night, runs into the last person he expects to see.

        This fic takes place during Order of the Phoenix, shortly after the Weasley twins have left Hogwarts. It was written for the LJ 30minutefics fic exchange

        None of the Harry Potter characters or settings belong to me, nor do I make any profit out of writing about them. I have used JK Rowling's Educational Decrees as a template for the decree at the beginning of this chapter.

        24,900 Words,  Started 01/23/2007,  Completed 03/05/2007

        Humor Romance Erotica Smut General Action/Adventure Parody Hogwarts Castle 62,809 Words 11 Chapters Complete

        A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo

        by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

        96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )

        Harry and company won, and Voldemort is no more. It went so well that almost no one is so much as scratched. What are our heroes going to do next? Why, party until they need medical attention, of course! (The following account thereof is what happens when several alleged adults start discussing the salacious potential of the HP-verse in a chat room--hence our group penname.)

        62,809 Words,  Started 03/08/2007,  Completed 09/10/2007

        Drama Romance post-HBP/HBP compliant Hogwarts Castle 38,532 Words 21 Chapters Complete

        Turning the Corner

        by Grace has Victory

        26 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

        Michael Corner rides an emotional roller-coaster in the fortnight leading up to the Yule Ball where, to his own very great surprise, he is smitten by a beautiful redhead.

        38,532 Words,  Started 03/07/2007,  Completed 06/03/2007

        Humor Drama Angst Romance Horror Slash Alternate Universe Forbidden Forest 4,952 Words 2 Chapters WIP

        Confessions of an Abused Hero

        by YaoiMaster

        24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 26 Favorites )

        Harry is knocked into a coma and his diary is published. What dark secrets will be revealed? Evil!Dumbledore, Good!Slytherins

        4,952 Words,  Started 05/08/2007,  Updated 05/30/2007

        General Action/Adventure Slash Alternate Universe Forbidden Forest 10,292 Words 3 Chapters WIP

        Harry Potter and the Slytherin Adventures

        by YaoiMaster

        2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

        AU. Harry gets sorted into Slytherin, befriends people from all the houses, and is on his way to becoming the most powerful wizard in the world. Future Slash.

        10,292 Words,  Started 06/06/2007,  Updated 06/11/2007

        Humor General Podcast Filk Challenge 399 Words 1 Chapter Complete

        All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth

        by dracontia

        8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

        Summary: There is no excuse for this filk. Except that the song got stuck in my head and Crabbe and Goyle decided to wander by just then.

        399 Words,  Started 07/01/2007,  Completed 07/01/2007

        Humor Romance Smut Parody Horror Slash Potions Under Duress 33,394 Words 5 Chapters Complete

        A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>

        by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

        93 Ratings, 0 Likes, 104 Favorites )

        In which Harry is somewhat indiscriminately randy, Snape struggles manfully to be completely oblivious, Hermione is a connoisseur of printed-out Internet porn, and Draco exits the closet dramatically and demands Resolution of Sexual Tension. This is your TPP chat room on crack—fic.

        33,394 Words,  Started 01/12/2008,  Completed 06/06/2008

        Humor Potions Under Duress 1,500 Words 1 Chapter Complete

        Biting Back

        by a_bees_buzz

        86 Ratings, 0 Likes, 64 Favorites )

        The Ministry of Magic has decreed that Muggle-born witches must marry and breed with pure-bloods. You've read that one before, have you? Not like this. Hermione has her own, unique way of dealing with the situation. Rec'ed by Know It Alls

        1,500 Words,  Started 01/29/2008,  Completed 01/29/2008

        Alternate Universe Potter Place's Summer 2007 Prompt Challenge 387,831 Words 43 Chapters WIP

        The Self-Writing Parchment

        by beaweasley2

        582 Ratings, 0 Likes, 334 Favorites )

        Hermione finds a mysterious piece of self-writing parchment in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes that writes: Tell me your deepest desire. Thinking it’s a trick, she says, “I wish to see my soul mate?” and she suddenly finds herself at Severus’ feet.



        This is my response to the Potter_Place Summer 2007 Prompt – #23



        The warnings I have listed for this chapter are implied. I chose the rating of MA (NC-17) due to the story’s overall content.

        387,831 Words,  Started 09/15/2007,  Updated 07/30/2014

        Humor General Potter Place Fun 9,554 Words 7 Chapters Complete

        The Fennoderee's Favourite

        by Wahoo and Wesleyanne

        33 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

        Orla Quirke's first year at Hogwarts. From the start Draco takes an unreasonable dislike to the first-year Ravenclaw.
        A tale of a little-known Canon character.

        9,554 Words,  Started 04/27/2008,  Completed 05/31/2008

        Humor Romance Hogwarts Castle 639 Words 1 Chapter Complete

        Spring Crushes and Other Disasters

        by Lady Whitehart

        9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

        In Diagon Alley, Vincent Crabbe meets the girl of his dreams, but nothing works out quite the way he wants it to. June 2008 Featured Story.

        639 Words,  Started 05/17/2008,  Completed 05/17/2008

        Romance Snapshot Romancing the Wizard 851 Words 1 Chapter Complete

        Like a Devil's Sick of Sin

        by Gelsey

        6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

        Vincent wakes up to find someone surprising at his bedside.

        851 Words,  Started 06/11/2008,  Completed 06/11/2008

        Drama Angst Romance General Hogwarts Castle 9,279 Words 5 Chapters WIP

        Outside of Mind

        by Seph7

        8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

        A young woman from Snape's past re-enters his life, but he has no idea what he should do about it. Set in Year 5. Warnings for later chapters.

        9,279 Words,  Started 03/11/2008,  Updated 11/01/2008

        Drabble/100-Word Slash Forbidden Forest 343 Words 1 Chapter Complete

        Waiting for Draco

        by Keppiehed

        10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

        A drabble in which Crabbe and Goyle contemplate desserts...and each other. Can I get a big EWWW? *laughs* Let's hear it for Malfoy's underrated sidekicks. It's their moment to shine!

        343 Words,  Started 01/10/2010,  Completed 01/10/2010

        Drama Potions Under Duress 17,788 Words 10 Chapters WIP

        What Lingers In The Dark

        by DarkFate

        72 Ratings, 0 Likes, 61 Favorites )

        She had changed, long gone was the beloved know-it-all bookworm. T'was nothing more than a memory of what she once was. Her life consumed by darkness, yet ironically she fought for the light. Severus was her saviour, and she was his salvation. Disregard HBP & DH

        17,788 Words,  Started 11/17/2008,  Updated 06/07/2010

        Drama Hogwarts Castle 37,149 Words 10 Chapters Complete

        Dagger of Doubt

        by Grace has Victory

        15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )

        Tracey Davies has spent her whole childhood in the shadow of her glamorous brother Roger. Once at Hogwarts, she wants nothing more to do with him. But how easily can she ignore him when everyone loves Roger? Does Tracey have what it takes to survive in Slytherin? And is survival even what matters?

        37,149 Words,  Started 01/29/2010,  Completed 03/01/2010

        Romance Potions Under Duress 98,484 Words 40 Chapters Complete

        The Princess of Gryffindor

        by Aurette

        597 Ratings, 0 Likes, 263 Favorites )

        Hermione has been a prisoner since Voldemort won five years ago. Her bleak existence changes one night when someone from her past arrives unexpectedly.

        98,484 Words,  Started 12/22/2009,  Completed 10/23/2010

        Action/Adventure Horror Slash Epilogue post-HBP/HBP compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Hogwarts Castle 1,163 Words 1 Chapter WIP

        The Slytherin Resistance

        by DaniSnape

        1 Rating, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

        Not all of the Slytherins are wanting to fight for The Dark Lord. But they have a different way of choosing their paths, as well as a different way of fighting. Oh, and this is going to get Dark.

        1,163 Words,  Started 04/14/2010,  Updated 04/14/2010

        Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 327 Words 1 Chapter Complete

        Toxic Fumes

        by blue artemis

        9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

        What happens when a Pygmy Puff gets drunk?

        327 Words,  Started 06/27/2010,  Completed 06/27/2010

        Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 535 Words 1 Chapter Complete

        How Not to Cook a Chicken

        by lyn_f

        10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

        The Dark Lord sends Crabbe and Goyle to Sweden. Hilarity ensues.

        535 Words,  Started 10/10/2010,  Completed 10/10/2010

        Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 389 Words 1 Chapter Complete

        Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

        by Lady Dragonsinger

        2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

        Boxers or briefs? Rita Skeeter attempts to provide answers to the questions.

        389 Words,  Started 05/22/2011,  Completed 05/22/2011

        Mystery/Suspense Drama Romance Alternate Universe Action/Adventure Epilogue What Epilogue? Hogwarts Castle 2,346 Words 1 Chapter WIP

        The Perfect Girl and The Safe Haven

        by Ludo13

        0 Likes, 0 Favorites

        When all hope is lost, she just wishes to go someplace safe.

        But magic having its mysterious ways, she finds herself waking up in the arms of someone who is supposed to be dead...

        Was she really dead, dreaming, or hallucinating?

        But how exactly, does HE fit in the equation?

        2,346 Words,  Started 05/30/2011,  Updated 05/30/2011

        Humor Drama Romance Hogwarts Castle 4,170 Words 1 Chapter Complete

        Five Creatures Luna Believes in That Hermione Doesn't

        by kellychambliss

        1 Rating, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

        Luna has a gift for attracting fantastical creatures and for keeping secrets.

        4,170 Words,  Started 06/19/2011,  Completed 06/19/2011

        Drama Romance Erotica Friendship Hogwarts Castle 66,451 Words 17 Chapters WIP

        Fare Thee Well My Faerie Fey

        by quaffswinegaily

        156 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

        While the Golden Trio are on their grand camping trip, someone has to stay home and hold the fort at Hogwarts.

        66,451 Words,  Started 08/21/2011,  Updated 02/22/2012

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