Waiting for Draco
Keppiehed10 Reviews | 4.0/10 (10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )
A drabble in which Crabbe and Goyle contemplate desserts...and each other. Can I get a big EWWW? *laughs* Let's hear it for Malfoy's underrated sidekicks. It's their moment to shine!
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That's hilarious. I have no idea why I stopped and picked this drabble to read, but I'm glad I did because it totally made me laugh. It's very squicky, yes, but in a fun way. And what really cracks me up is that a few years ago I made a friend a rather suggestive birthday banner with Crabbe, Goyle. . . and a pair of creampuffs! I never thought I'd read something to go along with it! Dare I wish you good luck with the sequel? ;) ~Gina :)
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Waiting for Draco)
Are you kidding me? There is another lovely confection of a story out there with this same set-up running around? *shakes head* There really is nothing new under the sun, is there? That means I am going to have to try extra hard with the sequel... uh, no pun intended.I am glad I made you laugh. Your review brought a smile to my face, too! Thanks so much for reading!
Response from Gmariam (Reviewer)
Actually, the banner was not for a story, just for her birthday. She used to mod elsewhere and modded some extremely squicky stuff, so I gifted her with a squicky banner. I think this is actually the first Crabbe/Goyle that I've read, so you're all good. Have fun with that sequel, don't forget the sprinkles. ;)
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Waiting for Draco)
Oh, I see what you mean now. LOL! Well ,that was a naughty banner, for sure! Actually, I think I may feel worse knowing I am not in good company, though, and that my mind is cracked all on it's own. Well, might as well hang for a sheep as for a lamb, eh? *rolls up sleeves* I have a request for a few other squick-y ones (I must bring that out in folks. hm.) and then that is next on my list. And sprinkles will be right on top, you can be sure of that!
Response from Gmariam (Reviewer)
Oh, you're not alone - I once made a Snape/Lockhart banner for a pairing challenge and wrote the drabble to go along with that myself. ;) And not all squick is bad - the difference is that you (and me, if I do say so myself) actually know how to write—combine squick with bad grammar, misused punctuation, wrong spelling, and screaming OOC-ness and then you'll really want to spork your eyes out, LOL!
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Waiting for Draco)
And where, may I ask, would one find such a thing as your Snape/Lockhart drabble? This I must see for myself.
Response from Gmariam (Reviewer)
That would safely stored under lock and spell on my hard drive. Maybe I'll pull it out for Valentine's Day. ;)
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Waiting for Draco)
*cajoles you* Be brave! Put it out there in all its glory! Now I must see it! *wheedles*
You know what? I find myself wanting to discover what could have happen, too.
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Waiting for Draco)
It's your lucky day! Someone threw down the gauntlet and requested a longer, more graphic Crabbe/Goyle, so once I am done recovering from the trauma that came with writing this, you may just get to find out! LOL! Thanks for reading!
Anonymous
That. Was. Awesome.
Author's Response: Wow. I think that is the strongest positive review I've had! Thanks so much. I'm glad you liked it and that you aren't puking! LOL
KingPhilipsWench's response: Nah. I once wrote a wedding night pwp that was lav/argus. So... yeah.
Author's Response: I love this newtork of underground rarepare lovers that is coming to light, LOL! Where can I find such a thing? And I love your name, btw.
KingPhilipsWench's response: You want to know where you can find the tale of Argus & Lav?
Author's Response: I surely do. Spill those beans, if you please. :D
KingPhilipsWench's response: Well, I have a series called Vegas and there are two stories in that, one is called Argus Steps Out, and the other is called... you guessed it - Argus Steps In. Under my Other Name, which is Kreacher Komfort, there is a story called Wedding Night Bliss. All of them are here on TPP.
Author's Response: Ahhh, I thank you for that insider info. I'll go check it out as soon as I can! ;)
*Cringes*
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Waiting for Draco)
LOL! Thanks for reading anyway...
Anonymous
O.o
Huh?
Oh... God! Must... wash... brain!
*gag*
Unconscionable! *coff, coff*
Inconceivable! *Ralph*
Author's Response: *laughs* Well, I will take your puking as a compliment. It isn't often an author gets such a visceral reaction from her reader, so I will take it and be happy. Thanks so much for your feedback, and I refer you to my many rarepair stories, one involving a Harry/Dobby you might enjoy just as much as this one... *winks*
Ha! Brilliant! 10 points to your House for coming up with something truly original!
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Waiting for Draco)
Why, thank you so much! I truly appreciate that, and I am glad to know that you are enjoying the story!
Oh dear. You know, I do really enjoy reading unusual pairings, and it takes guts to step up and take on something like this. So cheers for you... and thank you stopping them when you did. Much fun as it is to read something unusual, I'd probably turn inside out if they got all gropey without warning. :)
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Waiting for Draco)
LOL! I know. Believe you me, it was turning my stomach as I wrote it, too. I think I squicked us all! Ah, fun! *giggles* Thanks for sending your thoughts, I do appreciate it!
You are a bad, bad woman. Bad. "how lush Goyle's lips suddenly looked"... *Self-destructs*
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Waiting for Draco)
Why, thank you. *grins devilishly* I know, I know... The prompt didn't even call for them, either. I went needlessly overboard. LOL I can't resist those slightly sickening situations! Thanks for reading and reviewing!
LOL Oh I suppose Freud would have a field day with those two!
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Waiting for Draco)
I know it! If there was much of a brain to pick between the two of them... LOL
Oh dear... If there are any typos, it is because the bleach is still burning my eyes. Kudos to you for stepping outside the box and being bold enough to pair up ANYONE! I promise to be fearless enough to read anything that you write, as long as I am protected by a PG13 rating. Because if it were Crabbe, Goyle, and NC-17... *falls over dead* :)
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Waiting for Draco)
OMG, this made me laugh so hard. If there are any typos in this, it's because I am still chuckling! Okay, That sounds suspiciously like a guantlet being thrown down, so after the bleach clears out of my mind from writing the last pair I just got finished with, I just may have to take up your challenge! *shakes head* We both might be on the floor by the end! :)