How Not to Cook a Chicken
lyn_f10 Reviews | 10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )
The Dark Lord sends Crabbe and Goyle to Sweden. Hilarity ensues.
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I am a relative newcomer to the world of Harry Potter Fan Fiction. I recently discovered the good 'ship HG/SS, and I've been hooked to the point where it is my OTP.
I was a Ruth Kirschstein NRSA post-doctoral fellow at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. When I am not at the lab bench or in the classroom, I am an organist. I'd be in a church near me, occupying an organ bench, and blowing dust around the nave. (Just kidding.) Currently, I serve as organist/choirmaster for a couple of small Episcopal churches near Duke University.
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Leave it to Goyle to think of killing the chicken at the last minute lol
Response from lyn_f (Author of How Not to Cook a Chicken)
Indeed! So much for watching a wild chicken chase. ;)
I don't know if I should pity the poor chicken. After being AKed is probably less painful.
Response from lyn_f (Author of How Not to Cook a Chicken)
Hmmm ... could be. But then again, the chicken might be the one out-smarting the chef. ;)(It's a joke that you'd understand if you saw that particular episode of The Muppet Show where, eventually, the chicken has the knife and is chasing after the Swedish Chef. ;) )
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
Thanks for explaining as I haven't seen many episodes of the Muppet Show (not very popular in France)
This was hilarious! Loved the pic too.
Response from lyn_f (Author of How Not to Cook a Chicken)
Thanks heaps, deb! We have Lady DS to thank for that lovely picture. :)
So hilarious. I absolutely loved it!
Response from lyn_f (Author of How Not to Cook a Chicken)
Thank you! :)
I came, I read, I review, I am without words. ROFL
Response from lyn_f (Author of How Not to Cook a Chicken)
LOL! Glad this had that effect on you. But for me, the Swedish Chef always entertains. Especially when he's running after a chicken with a cleaver. :D
I'm not sure I understood half of that, which made it even more hilarious! :D
Response from lyn_f (Author of How Not to Cook a Chicken)
LOL!
LOL! Lyn, this is hilarious! I wondered about the chef's language. I could just see him there, confusing the hell out of Crabbe and Goyle. LOL. Awesome! =o)
Response from lyn_f (Author of How Not to Cook a Chicken)
LOL! Yeah, it doesn't take much to confuse the Thick Duo. Thanks! :D
Hee hee hee... I'm reminded of a scene from Indiana Jones. Too bad the Swedish chef doesn't have a wand!
Response from lyn_f (Author of How Not to Cook a Chicken)
Yes, that is, indeed, a shame, isn't it?
ROFLMBO!Hilarious and so definitely in character, especially the Swedish Chef!
Response from lyn_f (Author of How Not to Cook a Chicken)
Thanks so much, Lady DS! And thank you for that lovely picture! :)