All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth
dracontia8 Reviews | 8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )
Summary: There is no excuse for this filk. Except that the song got stuck in my head and Crabbe and Goyle decided to wander by just then.
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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.
Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*
(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)
Reviews for All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth
Thank you, great fun, and got "Kiss the Girl" out of my head { The Little Mermaid on DVD all afternoon} 
Response from dracontia (Author of All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth)
LOL! Glad to be of service (hopefully it's not a matter of replacing bad with worse!) 
Response from mick42 (Reviewer)
No, but I didn't realise I was singing out loud, while peeling potatos, untill a little voice said " thems not the words" 
Response from dracontia (Author of All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth)
ROFL!! The tricks fandom plays on us! Reminds me of the time my youngest (three at the time) asked my oldest (then six), 'Where's Harry Potter?" and oldest answered, 'In Mommy's computer. With Draco.' 
Response from dracontia (Author of All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth)
LOL! Glad to be of service (hopefully it's not a matter of replacing bad with worse!)
Response from mick42 (Reviewer)
No, but I didn't realise I was singing out loud, while peeling potatos, untill a little voice said " thems not the words"
Response from dracontia (Author of All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth)
ROFL!! The tricks fandom plays on us! Reminds me of the time my youngest (three at the time) asked my oldest (then six), 'Where's Harry Potter?" and oldest answered, 'In Mommy's computer. With Draco.'
yessssss
Response from dracontia (Author of All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth)
Hee hee... thank you! 
*snerk* that's just way too cute!
Response from dracontia (Author of All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth)
LOL!! Crabbe & Goyle 'cute?' That must be a new crackfic milestone! 
Thank ye, luv!
Hmmm, mental images of Greg and Vinnie as jollu green ogres abound!
Response from dracontia (Author of All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth)
Oh, they would make great ogres! They even (presumably) look good in green. :D
LOL!!... now I'm stuck with the song... "Draco, you’re the seeker, you’re the best in the game..." XD
Response from dracontia (Author of All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth)
Oops... after having been rid of it for the last few months, so am I. LOL! *looks askance at Crabbe and Goyle*
Thank you for reviewing!
snerk! Looove it :)
Response from dracontia (Author of All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth)
Thanks muchly!
Very good use of Crabbe and Goyle! I'm glad they happened along!
Response from dracontia (Author of All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth)
Many thanks!-- to you for the review, to Crabbe and Goyle (for being, well, Crabbe and Goyle) and to my kids (who watched Shrek until 'All-Star' was stuck in my head like gum in a 3rd-grader's hair...)
Brill.....JJ 
Response from dracontia (Author of All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth)
Thanks! 
(Why don't they have a Jarvey emoticon?)