dracontia
Member Since 2006 | 69 Stories | Favorited by 208 | 51 Reviews Written | 1,397 Review Responses
Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.
Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*
(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)
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The Way to a Man’s Heart
by dracontia
11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Was a tummy supposed to look like that? Why did no one tell Draco these things?
714 Words, Started 07/11/2009, Completed 07/11/2009
Mother Knows Best
by dracontia
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Narcissa has a new hobby--and Draco isn't terribly pleased. Is it possible to take the parental privilege of embarrassing one's child a little too far?
1,365 Words, Started 01/23/2007, Completed 01/23/2007
Man Behind the Curtain
by dracontia
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Summary: Rose’s ambition was straightforward: to be the youngest Keeper ever on a House team and to go professional one day. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses,’ prior to ‘A New Deal: Fog Lifts.’
4,639 Words, Started 10/16/2014, Completed 10/24/2014
In Gratitude
by dracontia
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )Lily Potter is a thoughtful young lady. If Albus Severus and Scorpius spend enough time with her, some of it may rub off on them. Sixth installment in the Al & Scorp show.
1,572 Words, Started 06/25/2008, Completed 06/25/2008
When You Just Can’t Scratch That Itch…
by dracontia
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )Sort of bondage-y. Sort of slashy. Sort of crazy. Pay no attention to the clichéd setup behind the curtain. Just enjoy the pretty, naked people.
4,126 Words, Started 11/26/2007, Completed 11/26/2007
Question of Identity
by dracontia
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )No one can really tell twins apart.
704 Words, Started 04/05/2008, Completed 04/05/2008
The Lesson At Hand
by dracontia
9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Albus Severus Potter wonders why the sleeves on Daddy’s robes are so long.
659 Words, Started 05/10/2009, Completed 05/10/2009
The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’
by dracontia
9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )For the Picture of a Man project. Because—let’s face it—a story about an arse just BEGS to be crackfic. Gen and ridiculous.
463 Words, Started 05/10/2009, Completed 05/10/2009
You Have Got To Be Kidding!
by dracontia
9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Harry is tired of emergency Floo-calls. In response to GeminiScorpio's dare prompt in TPP Chat Truth or Dare!
168 Words, Started 04/19/2008, Completed 04/19/2008
Yule be Sorry
by dracontia
9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 14 Favorites )The Shrieking Shack is where Albus and Scorpius always seem to deal with life’s little crises. No matter how inane.
2,004 Words, Started 03/15/2008, Completed 03/15/2008
All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth
by dracontia
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Summary: There is no excuse for this filk. Except that the song got stuck in my head and Crabbe and Goyle decided to wander by just then.
399 Words, Started 07/01/2007, Completed 07/01/2007
Recovery Continues: Believing is Seeing
by dracontia
8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Not all scars are visible. The most insignificant event could trigger a flashback… or healing. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses,’ chronologically just after the end of chapter 6.
4,910 Words, Started 02/05/2014, Completed 02/05/2014
Ghost of Castle Wink
by dracontia
7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Since about 1412, the village of Castle Wink has had a visitor every thirty years or so.
1,666 Words, Started 11/27/2014, Completed 11/27/2014
Xenial, After a Fashion
by dracontia
7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )He isn’t used to having welcome houseguests. But he’s adapting. Episode 7 of The Al & Scorp Show.
1,791 Words, Started 09/02/2008, Completed 09/02/2008
Seeing His Way Clear
by dracontia
7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Hugo intervenes. Set in the ‘Al and Scorp Show’ universe, circa fifth year—fits both the Gen and Slash story arcs.
660 Words, Started 09/07/2008, Completed 09/07/2008
Many Thanks, Part 2
by dracontia
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment--for which he also shows due gratitude. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s First Year.
145 Words, Started 01/06/2015, Completed 01/06/2015
Many Thanks, Part 4
by dracontia
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. . Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s First Year.
97 Words, Started 02/01/2015, Completed 02/01/2015
Blag, Blatch, Blurt—Snitchnip
by dracontia
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Rose plays a clean game of Quidditch. Off the pitch, it’s another story. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses.’
3,169 Words, Started 11/15/2014, Completed 11/15/2014
Bed Side/Manor
by dracontia
5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )It’s good to know where you can get an honest opinion. Al & Scorp universe sometime in year six.
2,319 Words, Started 08/23/2009, Completed 08/23/2009
Uniformly Brave
by dracontia
5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )Episode 5 of the Al & Scorp Show. True loyalty dies hard. So do old habits. Albus and Scorpius take refuge in the Shrieking Shack and prepare for a fight. (Like the rest of the series, this story leaped from my head one wintry day, Athena-like—fully formed and ready to do battle.)
2,474 Words, Started 04/30/2008, Completed 04/30/2008
Many Thanks, Part 5
by dracontia
5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s First Year.
126 Words, Started 02/27/2015, Completed 02/27/2015