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Stories Authors dracontia
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dracontia

Member Since 2006  |  69 Stories  |  Favorited by 208  |  51 Reviews Written  |  1,397 Review Responses

Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.

Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*

(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)

Rec'ed by Know It Alls 

Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean.

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Humor General Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Friendship Hogwarts Castle 311 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Vagrant Vines: A Meme-Based Drabble

by dracontia

5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Neville needs a plant-sitter. Mostly dialogue- an LJ meme gone a bit mad (explanation in the Author’s Note within.)

311 Words,  Started 11/05/2014,  Completed 11/05/2014

General Hogwarts Castle 3 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Zin2

by dracontia

5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

removed for editing.

3 Words,  Started 04/11/2009,  Completed 04/11/2009

Humor General Parody Alternate Universe Azkaban Prison 1,076 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge

by dracontia

5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

Umbridge is not a Death Eater. Really. This is what happens when you've been watching too much 'Keeping Up Appearances' while reading Potter_Place postings.

1,076 Words,  Started 07/11/2007,  Completed 07/11/2007

General Drabble/100-Word post-DH/DH compliant Malfoy Manor 236 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Many Thanks, Part 3

by dracontia

5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. Some notes inspire a reply. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s First Year.

236 Words,  Started 01/12/2015,  Completed 01/12/2015

General Snapshot Drabble/100-Word post-DH/DH compliant Hogwarts Castle 215 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Family Tendencies

by dracontia

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Once upon a time, a boy went to his grandfather’s funeral and came home with a magical toy. Four years later, something came of it. Sequel to ‘Our Cousin the Wizard,’ in the ‘A Credit to Their Houses’ universe.

215 Words,  Started 11/13/2014,  Completed 11/13/2014

General Hogwarts Castle 3 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Zin5

by dracontia

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

removed for editing

3 Words,  Started 04/11/2009,  Completed 04/11/2009

General Drabble/100-Word post-DH/DH compliant Malfoy Manor 162 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Many Thanks, Part 1

by dracontia

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s First Year.

162 Words,  Started 12/29/2014,  Completed 12/29/2014

Humor Alternate Universe General Snapshot Epilogue What Epilogue? Hogwarts Castle 670 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Know When to Hold ‘Em: A Meme-Based Minific

by dracontia

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Severus and Luna, in the Elevator, With a Deck of Cards. It really isn’t what it sounds like. Or maybe it is.

670 Words,  Started 11/06/2014,  Completed 11/06/2014

Drama General Snapshot Picture of a Man 406 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Thumb, Sinister

by dracontia

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

This is probably a bit more specificity than the project calls for, but I couldn’t resist the wordplay involved in writing a story centered on the left thumb. Yes. I am wired slightly differently. How kind of you to notice.

406 Words,  Started 05/10/2009,  Completed 05/10/2009

Romance General Snapshot Slash Picture of a Man 8 Words 1 Chapter Complete

zin

by dracontia

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

project started by RedOrchid and Lariope.

8 Words,  Started 05/10/2009,  Completed 05/10/2009

Drama Angst General Snapshot Hogwarts Castle 1,616 Words 1 Chapter Complete

You Have

by dracontia

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

Ninth installment in the series unintentionally begun by ‘Do Not Enter.’ Scorpius faces a challenge with which Albus cannot help him. Albus finds someone to talk to while his friend awaits fate.

1,616 Words,  Started 04/11/2009,  Completed 04/11/2009

Drama Angst General Snapshot Hogwarts Castle 903 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Never Have

by dracontia

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Scorpius has never wanted to disappoint his father. Companion piece to ‘You Have,’ the tenth installment in the Al & Scorp series.

903 Words,  Started 04/11/2009,  Completed 04/11/2009

General post-DH/DH compliant Hogwarts Castle 579 Words 1 Chapter Complete

ZigZag

by dracontia

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Scorpius is still a little young to use the Floo alone, even for calls—so how is he supposed to stay in touch with his two best friends over the summer hols if he doesn’t have an owl of his own?

579 Words,  Started 11/07/2014,  Completed 11/07/2014

General post-DH/DH compliant Friendship Hogwarts Castle 4,751 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Quidditch Trials

by dracontia

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Rose is full of fight, and she’s not too bad at strategy, either. But sometimes, it takes an operator to seal the deal. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses,’ amid the action of ‘Man Behind the Curtain.’

4,751 Words,  Started 10/25/2014,  Completed 10/25/2014

Humor General Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 391 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Jester Justice: A Meme-Based Drabble

by dracontia

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Being heroic is thirsty work. (It’s a drabble—if I say more, the summary will be longer than the story!)

391 Words,  Started 11/08/2014,  Completed 11/08/2014

Drama Snapshot post-DH/DH compliant Forbidden Forest 1,147 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Mine

by dracontia

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

One of those scenes that come like a vision, out of nowhere and going wherever the reader imagines.

1,147 Words,  Started 09/12/2014,  Completed 09/12/2014

General post-DH/DH compliant Malfoy Manor 1,950 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Veritas or Something Like It

by dracontia

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Scorpius is home for Easter in his Third Year, and the DADA professor has set Werewolves as the exam topic when they return. Draco and Asteria have to think fast. Sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses.’

1,950 Words,  Started 11/19/2014,  Completed 11/19/2014

General post-DH/DH compliant Friendship Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 1,373 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Gift

by dracontia

0 Likes, 0 Favorites

Summary: Harry’s been contemplating giving a gift; Ron beats him to it. Part of the ‘A Credit to Their Houses’ Universe.

1,373 Words,  Started 09/05/2015,  Completed 09/05/2015

General Drabble/100-Word post-DH/DH compliant Malfoy Manor 308 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Many Thanks, Part 6

by dracontia

0 Likes, 1 Favorite

Scorpius saved his most important thank-you note for last. It took until he returned to school to find the words. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s First Year.

308 Words,  Started 04/01/2015,  Completed 04/01/2015

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