Mother Knows Best
dracontia10 Reviews | 7.8/10 (10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )
Narcissa has a new hobby--and Draco isn't terribly pleased. Is it possible to take the parental privilege of embarrassing one's child a little too far?
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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.
Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*
(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)
Reviews for Mother Knows Best
This is so wrong. I laughed through the whole thing.
Response from dracontia (Author of Mother Knows Best)
Wrong is one of the few things I do right. Your laughter is much appreciated!
lol this was pretty funny. good job
Response from dracontia (Author of Mother Knows Best)
Thanks very much! 'twas fun plotting with Cissy, lol
*giggles* I love it.
Awww don't shoot the poor bunnies. They are so pretty and fluffy *hugs the little beasties* You can always give them away... not to me, tho. I have enough with mine. 
Response from dracontia (Author of Mother Knows Best)
hehehehe... go ahead, make fun of my plot bunny infestation. Just wait until you see what happens in the last chapter (before the epilogue) of the Fairy God-Jarvey's apprentice! (just a little inspiration I had over the summer-thank goodness I was able to squeeze it in) LOLNarcissa has become my favorite... if she gets killed off in the end, I may have to go picket JKR's house. *snerk* Thanks for the review!
This was a cute one. In fact, it goes beyond that... it has a delicious quality. I like your Narcissa. She sounds like fun. Thanks for the ride, JoAnne
Response from dracontia (Author of Mother Knows Best)
You're very welcome for the ride, and thank you kindly for the review! I've been getting to know Narcissa lately, and she's quite the lady--clever, gracious, and delightfully sneaky! (I suspect Lucius is to blame for Draco's annoying qualities... )
Oh man... I love sneaky Slytherin women. Wonderful story. It was a perfect break!
Response from dracontia (Author of Mother Knows Best)
Sneaky Slytherin women are the best--as Narcissa kept not-so-subtly reminding me when she audtitioned for a place in my stories. (She must have done a good job, since she's signed on for a part in just about every fanfic I write from here on out.) Thanks for the review!
Teehee. Very cute. I liked this very much.
Response from dracontia (Author of Mother Knows Best)
*bows* Thank you kindly, most honored witch of the south. Next cute act, coming right up--I think I'll pull a Jarvey out of my hat. 
If you keep this up, I'm going to start to become more agreeable to harry/draco/ginny. :-)Funny fic - I love the whole 'hp character discovers fanfiction' story, but this was especially original.PS - loved the denial: “What? Mother, I am NOT gay, and if I were, I would NOT be shagging Harry Potter!”
Response from dracontia (Author of Mother Knows Best)
*tsk, tsk* Poor Draco. D'nile is not a river in Egypt, sugar... If I keep this up? You know me, I can keep it up indefinitely! (Hmmm.... or was that what Harry said to Draco and Ginny that last time? 
)Thanks again for the review!
Have you written a sequel to this because I'd love to know what happened the night after...
Response from dracontia (Author of Mother Knows Best)
I have to say, I considered it--for about a minute before the other 25 unfinished fics in my files jumped on me, demanding attention! 
Thanks for reviewing!
So, Narcissa ships Drarry, who'd have thought. I'm sure Draco will come around before morning, if Harry and Ginny have anything to say about it.
Response from dracontia (Author of Mother Knows Best)
Narcissa is frankly disturbing, and Molly Weasley has nothing on her when it comes to butting in! If I were to bet money, though, I'd put up a galleon or two that says they're going to end up by recruiting Luna and making a foursome of it. 
(but you didn't hear it from me...)
Yes, Narcissa Doesn't ever give up. :pLoved it!
Response from dracontia (Author of Mother Knows Best)
Indeed, she does not. Thanks for the review!