The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’
dracontia9 Reviews | 5.33/10 (9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )
For the Picture of a Man project. Because—let’s face it—a story about an arse just BEGS to be crackfic. Gen and ridiculous.
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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.
Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*
(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)
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You are the living end. 
Response from dracontia (Author of The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’)
So long as I'm not THAT end, I'm good! 
Response from dracontia (Author of The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’)
So long as I'm not THAT end, I'm good!
LMAO! I spit water all over the keyboard...AGAIN!You are such a nut some days. Though in your defence, if I had taken the warning about crackfic (which was Puntastic by the way) to heart, I may not have had anything to drink while reading.
Response from dracontia (Author of The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’)
Really? Only a nut some days? I'm slipping. 
Sorry about the keyboard! *hands over a towel!*
*snort* too funny! I can honestly say that I will never think of Sirius in the same way ever again!
Response from dracontia (Author of The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’)
Thank you! I feel very literary (in a Douglas Adams sort of way) for having the opportunity to re-shape thoughts...
I laughed till it hurt. I think my husband thought I was having an aneurysm. That was brilliant.Thank you for sharing~
Response from dracontia (Author of The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’)
Response from dracontia (Author of The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’)
Thank you!I have it on good authority that laughing is actually good for you. (Hopefully this information does not take the fun out of reading crackfic.)
in what i believe is the only appropriate response, i am laughing my arse off. i especially LURVE that it was remus who made him laugh! hee hee. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’)
*grin* Thank you kindly for your review and highly appropriate response! (Most likely the only appropriate thing to get near this fic. LOL)
This is truly crack! "...the memory of the scrawniness, the odd droopiness, and the overall craggy, raggedness of the spectacle, the hair and that one appalling pimple would remain burned on his retinas for eternity."What a picture you've painted! I don't think I'll ever see Sirius' name again without thinking about that one appalling pimple. LMAO.Beth
Response from dracontia (Author of The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’)
Sirius Black: Fugitive. Godfather. Unregistered Animagus. Possessor of one appalling pimple...It doesn't quite fit on a headstone, but I think the Maurauders, et. al, would approve. Thanks for reviewing!
I don't think it's possible to be too 'mean' about that 'end.'Shudder! (No mooning, no mooning!)Funny story, though.
Response from dracontia (Author of The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’)
LOL I'm glad the humor outweighs the trauma! Thank you for your review.
I suppose you want another chocolate for this? :P
Response from dracontia (Author of The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’)
LOL This was written, beta'd and posted to the Picture of a Man community before the Chocolate Challenge, so it doesn't technically qualify.
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LOL! Oh, that's too hilarious.
Author's Response: One can never be _too_ hilarious. 
Thanks kindly for reviewing!