You Have Got To Be Kidding!
dracontia9 Reviews | 5.33/10 (9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )
Harry is tired of emergency Floo-calls. In response to GeminiScorpio's dare prompt in TPP Chat Truth or Dare!
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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.
Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*
(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)
Reviews for You Have Got To Be Kidding!
*laughs* It might be different if it happened at Harry's house. Good work!
Response from dracontia (Author of You Have Got To Be Kidding!)
I have a feeling that's why Harry sent them over to Draco! LOL!
Response from dracontia (Author of You Have Got To Be Kidding!)
I have a feeling that's why Harry sent them over to Draco! LOL!
Wonder if the boys are enterprising enough to bottle it and sell it to their classmates?
Response from dracontia (Author of You Have Got To Be Kidding!)
Hmm... since I always picture them as either both being in Ravenclaw or Slytherin, I think that's a foregone conclusion!
Lube? *lifts eyebrow*
Response from dracontia (Author of You Have Got To Be Kidding!)
*snickers* The lads were working under a deadline. We had to get it written and posted and back into chat! :)
Thank you for reviewing!
*heads desk*. (Don't know whether should laugh or brain bleach the image of lube spraying plants 
)
Response from dracontia (Author of You Have Got To Be Kidding!)
When in doubt use both, mon amour. :D
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Just what I needed this morning! Thanks for the laugh!
Lube!!! LMAO! (and just hold old are our dear ones in this little story?)
Author's Response: *giggle* Offhand, I'd say that they were just old enough to have a profound interest in lube, but not old enough for the wisdom to realize that Daddy's greenhouse is not the best place to experiment with it! (I think 15 works pretty well. LOL)
You're welcome--thanks for the review!
So this is what you lot get up to when I'm not in chat *pouts* 
Response from dracontia (Author of You Have Got To Be Kidding!)
Well, we could get up to it when you're IN chat! (You make it sound as if we say, "Golly darn, Dawn's not here. Guess we'll break out the lube!")
Um... and with that, thank you and goodnight!
Response from DawnEB (Reviewer)
Yes, I'm afraid the pout was because I couldn't make it, and obviously a fine old time was had by all.Although I'm left wondering just what provoked that little Herbology project.Or maybe not 
Stunningly wonderful! Just the idea of the poor father having to deal with their offspring becoming friends is hilarious. Adding the lube sprays into the mix is just the proverbial cherry on top.
Response from dracontia (Author of You Have Got To Be Kidding!)
LOL Thanks very much for the review! The potential for comedy is indeed rampant with those lads as friends... :D
naughty, naughty. ; )
Response from dracontia (Author of You Have Got To Be Kidding!)
LOL That's the general idea! Thanks for reviewing, luv. :)
Love this. Thank you for sharing
Response from dracontia (Author of You Have Got To Be Kidding!)
You're most welcome!
P.S. Hooray for chat! :D