Oh, very funny! All the cliche's in this story are spot-on--in relation to all fandoms (my last fandom the twin thing was especially common).  The names especially in this  chapter were very cute. Genetics can be funny though and throw a massive curve ball, especially with hair and eye color, so Sev was right to point that out.  We often believe those old wives' tales!  Sad, though, that there is only one chapter left. There is a lot of scope for more.

This is such a great parody - I think you've managed to use almost every overused frase including the ones I hate the most! And the lack of plot and coherence really made me laugh too - as did the completely stupid spells..."rosebedikus"...really! Well done! I think this is a must-read for every SSHG-writer (and reader!)Please - go on!

My guess is Lavender; the story would fit her character, most of all those ridiculous nicknames (Won-Won) and her partialitiy to Ron plus the pastel colours and making everybody so sweet one almost dies of a sugar shock. I'm not entirely sure how she knew Black wasn't 'bad'... So it sounds more like someone from the order and I'm hoping right now it's not Molly.

Hmm...I dunno...calling Ron 'Uncle Won-Won'?  That made me think it was Lavendar.  I'm probably light years off

his thick, throbbing pole of man meat

That is just too funny for words!  You've become the queen of parody with this chapter!  Kudos for an excellent job. 

Another laugh-out-loud installment!  I'm sad to think that this wonderful parody might actually end some day (surely there are more cliches/horribly overused tropes for you to cover?)  My guess would have to be the ghosts.  It may be significant that their absence was noted, and they certainly would be privvy to all sorts of information from all the Houses! 

Enjoyed the story.  Looking forward to finding out who the author was.  Most likely candidate is Prof. Dumbledore.

okay i now know who it was...it was severus...i just feel he is just cunning enough to pull this off...oh and i hope there are lemons in the epilogue...come of witch...please...i am not going to beg you though...please please please please...lol

i have no i idea who to guess...there are so many i am thinking about...but i must say...i do not like having you wave the epilogue in front of me and not post it...that is so unfair...grrrrrrr..nasty witch...lol...please post the epilogue now now now now now...i am not going to beg you though...please please please please please...i wouldn't dream of it...please please please please please...so without begging i am going to say seeya and i loved this story...i cannot wait to see the epilogue...but i am not going to beg...please please please please please..nope i am not going to beg...please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please...

I agree with MistressSnape on who the authors are

Thank you so much for updating this story!  I love this chapter.  My guess is that it's an amalgamation of many different writers, all bent on getting the two together. 

This is freaking hilarious. I love you.

always lovely. i liked them fighthing

*fingers flogger*  Excuses, eh?  Awful author!  *whacks whip*  Write well!  Post, please!~Lotm, lol

I was really looking forward to this chapter and I was not disappointed.  Can't wait to see what happens next.

Another great and funny chapter! I can't wait to read the next chapter, and I'm really curious who wrote that stuff.So: Please, update soon!

Yay, snogging!!  Me likey snogging!!  ~ jackie

Oh, you just had to mention Hagrid-sex again, didn't you? But at least you made up for it with all that Sirius-sex... *snicker* 'Cuz I know how much you just LOVE resurrecting the hairy git from the dead or the veil or whatever. Mwahahahaha! I bet you're probably happy that I totally forgot what I was going to say next. (Darn it.) Anyway, I have a sneaking suspicion about this story-within-a-story, but I won't say so here because A) I hate to be wrong and B) Don't wanna give it away if I'm right. *grin*

"Well, at least they've measured it correctly?" ROFLMAO .... *reads again; falls back off bed* Honestly, how can you write this stuff without laughing continuously?

I broke down and started reading it...the parody portions were almost embarassing to read, and I'm not even one of the characters...some of those story cliches HURT to read...

Now I want to know what happens next...and see what they do to the authors..as well as find out who wrote it...please tell me that we find out...mas, por favor...update soon please..

Oh MAN! I love it! I want more! That is so cute! PLease write more soon! I'm not particular... But I really would like for them to get back to the heated moments between them as they try to blame it all ont he story they are reading... LOL

yay!!! they kissed!!! oh, it's getting HOT now!

You are still the master. I so long to be just like you! Tee hee. No, I'm serious. Great chapter!~The Mistress

Hagsquid? Squagrid? Ew. *lol* I'm not sure which story I am enjoying more.

I suppose technically they're already sleeping together. *snicker* On to the next!