LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hermione and Severus had a beautiful wedding. Her wedding party was made up of Ginny, Parvati, Lavender, and the two Gryffindor girls that also shared her dorm with her back at Hogwarts. Severus had Remus, Harry, Ron, Arthur Weasley, and Kingsley Shacklebolt on his side. --- of course he did.

I of course, squeed in delight at the Pirates business.

My powers of guesswork into mystery... suck... so I shan't make any guesses until :) 

“Cleancuntikus.” --- wow...

I'm crying... there are fat tears running down my face... oh my word!

“May I touch between your posterior vulva junction and your anus?”  --- *DIES*

*still crying with mirth*

very cute at the end :) 

*peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss!!!!!!*

Poor old Ron... I'm sure he's got some "goodies" of his own! LOL 

rotfl! This is classic.

Hi! No, I haven't fallen off of the face of the Earth, I've just been busy with school and the search for my missing muse.I love this story, in fact you have nearly had me spewing wine out of my nose on several occasions...the Prince's Sword ~snort~!I think that it was Hagrid.I can't wait to find out!Live long and prosper, Titania

Hehe! Wonderful, absolutely wonderful! You've nailed so many of the things that annoy me about bad fanfiction, everything from weak plots to americanisation and horrid spellling. Not to mention the whole out-of-character thing... Nicely done Southern!

That was a twist I was not expecting. Brilliant!!!

* “I’m going to kiss you, Hermione Granger," See something as simple as this line is sexy. Very much so.

*  Spread her legs for sex right after having twins. HA! Dream on. >.<

* "Pulled a Dark Lord." Great turn of phrase. 

* Sexonlegrus.. Yes, yes he is.  

* Bedded. *shivers* That one word would be delicious coming out of Severus' mouth. I think I have a new favorite word. >.<

* Lap those juices you dog! Sorry.. I couldn't help it.

It's me again, prepare to jump around.

* "The only thing sweet you’ll be getting is about ten inches of my dick.”All I can say is yes, that was blunt.

* Ugh even the thought of having a conversation with a man's penis is a turn off. In that same vein, Severus named his?!?! Creepy.

* His constant bouts of crying before sex (in the fanfiction they're reading) is off-putting. I mean if a man burst into tears before sex I'd look at him derisively and leave.

* These spells are crude. I crack up with everyone.

* "Hark." HAHAHAHAHAH. Enough said.

I'm gonna jump around to bits I found hilarious and will do this for the rest of my reviews. Stick with me.

* " Hang the hell on! Why is my thigh bare? "

I have no idea, but I can't say as I mind Severus. >.< But it was hilarious when Hermione exclaimed over him wearing a dress. Seriously, update your sleepwear mate.

* Ugh.. Hagrid and.. and.. Disgusting. Fucking Hell is right.

* Another brilliant pun. Albus and the damn twinkling.

* "The day I get teary-eyed over getting a piece of..." Oh indeed Professor. I loved this line.

* Oh my.. I wonder if I can get Closegetoffofus to work for me. >.<

This was absolutely hilarious. I love this fic!

I smell other professors involved. Especially since the added the Rosmerta bit.

*giggles* Severus pointed out the inconsistency in using ass and arse. >.<

*gasps from laughing too hard* Hermione, suddenly in Middle Earth and throwing herself at Legolas. Brillant! Yeah Severus, I would have skipped over that lame one too.

*squick* Ron's white, freckeld arse. GROSS! *shudders*

I have a feeling I'm going to love this.  

I finally have a bit of time to catch up with with my reading, so i read this one over from the begining.  I can't begin to tell you how much I like this!  Switching back and forth between the horrid story and real events is priceless.  The slow build as Severus and Hermione begin to see each other in a new light is both fabulous and torturous.  I can't wait to see how their night goes, after that snogging session!  Fabulous!  :)

Hysterical

fun story waiting for more. p

I've just read your whole story today.  I loved it.  Very entertaining.  Thanks

i still love it...in my opinion, each chapter gets better. i can hear the character's voices in my bloody head...FANTASTIC

Wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!! AWSOME!!! I am a huge fan of yours and I must say i love this a lot. I am looking forward to the rest.

It's not often that I giggle or wear a goofy grin when I read.  This really is a nice treat.

HEE HEEE, I love it.  I LOVE all the goofy story bits that I've seen elsewhere that have bugged me.  You're mocking all the stuff that makes me stop reading something so I'm giggling like an idiot as I read.

Oh my lord...I seriously don't know when I've laughed so hard!  My favorites are "Closegetoffofus!" and "pole of man meat."  Sigh, tears of joy. I'm so enjoying this story!  And I usually don't care for parodies.  So that's saying something.  You keep writing, we'll keep reading!