Inconsistencies!! You are so funny. I love this little story. Poor Hermione (or should I say Ho!mione)

Nope, that was ME with Legolas... borne up on wings of elven ecstasy *sigh* This is too funny. I'm glad you tipped me in the right direction tonight. I needed to wind down and this is just what I need!

ROTFLMAO!! When I just stopped my laughing fit I had another. There were numerous things I liked.Being a huge Star Wars fan too, I loved your comparison of Star Wars/Harry Potter. Uh, Severus and Palpatine. What a combination!Lemon time! LOL! Mister Plonker?! More LOL! Prince's sword! Help!I can't stop laughing! Cleancuntikus/Cleandickikus! Oh My! My sides hurt. *falls laughing from her chair*I so needed that laugh. Thank you! That was the best chapter so far! Please update soon! 

“Well, at least they’ve measured it correctly.”

Peeeed myself at that one --- can just hear Rickman's Snape saying that!

What do they mean by it being ‘lemon time’

Oh, if they only knew!! ROTFL

Sun, I've laughed my way through this entire chapter at 1.15am! It was more than worth the wait! ::hugs::

Your 'cod' latin is so much worser than mine. Sod it, I've been laughing my head off at this. I'm not sure I can stand much more. 

Wonderful! You are truly the Queen, and I salute you! The Prince's sword!! Oh dear! ~The Mistress

Oh, thank you for the morning laugh, Sun! Mr Plonker, indeed!

I don't think she should have apologized for calling him a wanker, though, but then again, I probably would have just laughed (and blushed) if I were in her place. Here, Kitty, Kitty... LOL!

At first when I read it, I thought you had had both of them use 'cleancunticus'... I like them having a 'cunt' and 'dick' bit, but I also loved the idea of the fanfic author not realizing that his genitals werent called a cunt or something like that.

Who nose where this is going to lead? ~snerk~Hilarious chapter and looking forward to more.

You are very wicked. I hope you know that before I go and read the next chapter.

ROTFLMAO!  That was great!  I LOVED the bit about her going to Middle Earth!  I have never been unfortunate enough to have read one of those.  I liked how indignant Severus was when the character Lucius told the character Hermione that Severus was sleeping with Narcissa!  Hee hee hee!  Please update soon! 

You are an amazingly prolific writer, I swear every day there is something new from you. I'm completely in awe, because it's always good. One might think that with such great quantity, the quality of the stories would decrease; one would be wrong (in your case anyway. Can't say the same for some of the folks on ff.net). Perhaps, as a subtle hint to them, you could include some mixed up homonyms, followed by the thorough hexing, jinxing, cursing, and physical beating of the "author"--in effigy if necessary, I understand it would spoil the fun if they solved the mystery already. Your ability to proof-read always makes my day!

Lol... this writer is really laying it on thick, isn't he? Fruits ripe for the sucking? Gods. Well, you know I'm really looking forward to the part where Snapey is decribed... his silky hair, marble-like skin and aquiline nose...

It's quite a funny satire and I love it Keep it up Elen

Ha! Pretty funny so far. I especially liked your using both the American and British versions of the same word.  I had an idea a while back to do an HP story with as many Americanisms as possible-just to annoy the Brit-pickers (sorry Warty!).  However, I don't do humor that well.  Thanks for the fun and keep it coming.

This is hilarious, I love it so much! Please do put in something about how Severus has never "made love" to someone because he didn't know how. I've seen that in so many stories it's sickening! Wonderful job! ~

Oh, this is hilarious!  Although,  Unfortunately, Hermione’s eyes drifted down to his midsection in an instinctual reaction, as if trying to see if he’d been blessed. had me cringing in embarrassment for her.

“I think that, being adults, we will be capable of reading something of this nature without being embarrassed.” Even as he said it, two red splotches appeared on his cheeks. “Hopefully,” he added as an afterthought. 

I think that was my favorite line from this chapter.

It's alas true that some of that rubbish pollutes the internet... It's good to laugh at it. BTW couldn't help but caught the allusion to Warty's story.

Oh, sun... despite the recent (long-winded) discussions on reviews taking place :everywhere: .... you get this.squee!ok, so maybe i'll say more. But it's along the lines of 'squee' as opposed to flame.Sun, I love everything you write. Even the horrible shit in this is entertaining (it wouldn't be if it were serious... but I know it's not). I look forward to seeing more and more from you. I still haven't finsihed Luring the Enchantress... I hate the idea that once I read the end, there won't be anything more, ever. (i have issues) You, in general, inspire me, sun. You're smart, funny, and extremely talented. Potter_place has become (shhh don't tell anyone) a better group than WIKTT for discussion and stuff (There just aren't enough ss/hg authors to post there). You write awesome, amazingly Funny stories, you've managed to do Severus as mean and Hermione as holding her own, and you've managed a story where we really don't know what side Severus is on. Even your short chapter challenge response was squee-worthy. I love reading your take on a Hermione-Draco relationship, I need to see if you've done anything other than the mutual deal. I really am just a big fan of... well, of you.as far as a review for this;It''s great. I love the room of requirement being so helpfull. I love the never ending bottle of wine (a bit in my next chap relates to that)...and "I suppose I could say the same for you... But I wont" is just perfect. It's Severus like we like him, knows the gentlemanly way to do things, but prefers being a bastard. also, I like your comment about hermione's hair. in all those annoying fics, she bitches and whines about her hair, how frizzy and horrible it is. I say, it suits her. I'ts nice to see her not be worried about that kind of thing.I look forward to more of thisa few suggestions...the inevitable Professor Snape, you can call me Hermione. Well then, Hermione, you may call me Severus can always just be soooo badsleeping pill is kicking in, so I'm going to post a link to an LJ community that I love. perhaps you know it? writersORGASM? yeah, you're a member. But, hey, you want inspiration, let me remind you that that place has the best of the best of the worst.My personal favorite from that journal was a scene in which 'smirk' (ed, y,s, ing.... you get the idea)was used 80 times. It's fucking brilliant. Anyway. Update soon. Update Often. Update Anything, I just love being able to read your stuff. you're one of the only authors that i actually squee over.

OMG! I wuv this story. Please update soon.Heck, now I'm getting infected by ff.net reviews.

OMG!  This was great!  I LMAO!  Seriously, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!  Oh, that was perfect!  You are doing a great job with this!  I can not wait to see what you come up with for the next chapter!  Update soon, please!

ah, southern. even a parody of absolute crap is better than nothing, when it comes to getting to read something of yours! continue writing... everything!! now, i'm off to finish unintentional amour. <3

Nice, I can't wait to read what sort of rubbish you have planned!  I bet you're going to have a blast writing this.  

Wonderful. I’m licking my lips in anticipation. There is some terrible writing on certain websites and it’s great to see a story that is not a parody making fun of them. 

LOVED the multiple password bits, I laughed out loud. And by the time I got to Closegetoffofus I was giggling.