Oh, wow. The spell...the spell...You know, I read one once where Lily and Sirius were trying to make a spell that would help them switch places, and Lily's incantation was "Switchemupumus". I swear you read the same story. Anyway, great (grate? Ha!) chapter. I can't wait for more. I really can't wait for the smutty goodness that I know is coming.

Mm.. backrubs.

Severus is much too indecisive.

Great chapter! 

He broke the kiss and asked, “May I touch between your posterior vulva junction and your anus?” ROTFLMAO!!! ... OMG! That was soooooooo funny! I choked on my coffee when I read that.I had printed this chapter off and decided to read it during my break at work. Big mistake! After the coughing had subsided my colleagues asked me what was so funny. Uhoh! *makes mental note to never ever again read this stuff at work* LOL!Please, update soon!

You're hard on us! But we love it, so please keep on doing exactly what you're doing. Thank you for another great chapter!

I bow down and worship you! Truly an excellent piece of fiction, manly thrusts and all that! Brilliant! Excuse me, I've laughed so hard I need to use the loo! ~

ROTFLMAO!  That was the best chapter yet!  I can't even tell you what I liked best about it!  Hee hee hee!  Please update soon!

Oh, this is such a brilliant laugh!

parts that made me laugh out loud:1. 'as if on queue'2. The name thing and the smirking thing in :the same bit: (feels special)3. clothesgetoffofus!in other words, do continue, dear southern. this is great.

great chapter. thank you.

good chapter

great beginning

OMG! I luv this story. Pleze update more soon. It's so hawt! The 'urple is brilliant. LOL. 

hehe this is a fabulous and funny story I have been cracking up! I cannot wait for future chapters! :)

I love how the room is manipulating the two inmates into more intimate situations.  The wine, the couch, the bed....Mmmmm I wonder where might this be leading?  Great character dialogue both internal and between the two.  I now need more though so *poke, prod, poke's muse & offers a large bar of Honeydukes finest* please update soon!  LOL

*perks up*  ...Sex scene??   *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs*~Lotm...P.S.  Can you throw in a Time-Turner or dopplefoam/doppleshell smut scene or something similar to poke fun at 'em (the scenes)?  I mean, if you just happen to parody one of my stories...well, I think I'd look the other way (as in, turning my head in blushing)...  Just an idea, no need to feel obliged or anything...

This is so funny.  I have a request, write a sex scene that they have to read and then compare to reality in some way, maybe to prove what was written is definitely NOT true, so there!

Isn't it amazing how much horrible things one can write in a story? But I'm happy to see you do so because it's absolutely hilarious. Thanks for a good laugh. I'll look forward to reading who is behind the scheme.

OMG!  You are so damn good!  I am always so disappointed to reach the end of a chapter!  Thank you for keeping the updates rolling!  I like the way you have the story progressing, you are doing a great job!

LOL!  My guess is that Severus' paranoia is going to bite him in the butt pretty soon!  And isn't Hermione forgetting that they can't leave the room?  And what was she doing in the bathroom, eh? 

I've got a request: How about the soul mate thing.  The "Oh, I want to hate him so much because he's an evil prick and should just die, but we're soul mates, and I can't help but love him," type thing.  Of course Severus' would be: "I refuse to accept that silly, bushy-haired, buck toothed (whatever other colorful adjectives there may be) chit is my soul mate, although that would explain why I want to shag her senseless with every bone in my body!  No!  Must not fraternize with a former student!  Even if it has been a billion years since I taught her!"  That soul mate thingahmahjig.

Oh my gosh, that was hysterical.  Cleancuntikus and Clendickikus....LOL.  Your spells were hysterical...Clothesgetoffofus.  I laughed so hard that I had tears rolling down my cheeks.  My son poked his head in my room to see what was so funny, and I just smiled and said I was reading a good book.  I really do enjoy your stories.  Thanks 

That was one fun ride! Really enjoyable.

Blaize Zamboni is my favorite HP character. She's so pretty and sweet, you know, for a Russian mail-order bride. I hope Goyle enjoys her.

LOL. OMG, that is hillarious. I like that little twist of them writing the story and sending it back in time. I loved this story and it was really well written, plus really humorous. Keep writing.

Lol - what's with the Jack Sparrow thing? Too funny . . .

Is it weird that reading the 'story' that Hermione and Snape are reading makes me feel embarassed? Because I HAVE read things as terrible as that? lol