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Dangerous Liaisons
bellarossi277 Reviews | 6.07/10 (277 Ratings, 0 Likes, 49 Favorites )
A tale of set-ups, sniping and silliness in large doses. When Ginny sends in an advertisement for the 'Lonely Hearts' Section of the Daily Prophet for Hermione, neither friend really anticipates a reply--that is, until Lucius sends one behind Severus' back, neatly forcing Severus to continue the correspondence. Despite their initial arguments, Severus and Hermione soon find themselves enjoying their correspondence, though they have no idea who the other is and that they seemingly despise each other in 'real life'! How on earth will this unlikely match of mistaken identities, verbal sparring and postscripts resolve itself?
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bellarossi
Member Since 2007 | 10 Stories | Favorited by 23 | 35 Reviews Written | 709 Review Responses
known as Coco; also bella, gildedglamour on LJ, etc.
i'm a great many things, including:
indian & burmese
a proud harpy
a little crazy
creative and lovable... most of the time!
always vanishing at inappropriate times thanks to that dreaded 'RL'
really bad at updating regularly
apparently 'elegant', probably really not.
i like writing, slytherin men, writing about slytherin men... oh and reviews too.
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REGARDING ALL THAT'S LEFT
In case you were wondering why it vanished off the face of the earth, not to worry. It's undergoing a significant bit of revision, but it'll be back eventually. It'll probably be under a different name, too, but the premise will largely be the same. Thanks to everyone who supported me through it; I just wanted to make a few changes but it'll be back, I promise.
Reviews for Dangerous Liaisons
Dear Author:Thanks to you my 'people think I am insane...Your story has made me cry and laugh breathlessly. It is excellent love it love it .Affectionately yours ,SeleneDianaria
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Oh no! I am terribly sorry to hear that people think you're crazy because of me! Nevertheless, I am delighted to hear that it evokes such strong emotions! :D Thank you for telling me, SeleneDianaria!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Oh no! I am terribly sorry to hear that people think you're crazy because of me! Nevertheless, I am delighted to hear that it evokes such strong emotions! :D Thank you for telling me, SeleneDianaria!
The reading is worth the wait you know. I would also thank you for the proper warning you put at the beginning of each chapter: it avoids some serious damage on my screen. And last I belong to the noble house of Ravenclaw.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Oh no, not more of you Ravenclaws. Where have all my Slytherins gone?? Haha, I'm really glad to hear that. I just find it endlessly funny that people really read those warnings! I just put them there for an extra laugh; not that it's needed, apparently!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Oh no, not more of you Ravenclaws. Where have all my Slytherins gone?? Haha, I'm really glad to hear that. I just find it endlessly funny that people really read those warnings! I just put them there for an extra laugh; not that it's needed, apparently!
I love the banter between SS and HG even though they have know idea they are talking to the same person. And the banter when they do know. Oh boy when they find out!Watch out!!!Excellent work
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Finding out is the fun part. I'm going to enjoy writing that. But it won't be for a little while! ;) Thank you so much for reviewing!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Finding out is the fun part. I'm going to enjoy writing that. But it won't be for a little while! ;) Thank you so much for reviewing!
This is really funny stuff.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! :)
Oh I loved the letters between SS and LM! (Though I hate the fact that LM is cheating on NM, sorry I am anul that way) I do love those letters and SS antaginizing him! Lovely! Off to the next!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
I just love Lucius. I agree with you, I prefer Lucius and Narcissa to be together, at least when he's not with Hermione. :P
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
I just love Lucius. I agree with you, I prefer Lucius and Narcissa to be together, at least when he's not with Hermione. :P
OH, I am having so much fun reading these letters! How delicious! Off to the next....
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Yay! Thank you! :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Yay! Thank you! :)
HA HA HA! Love it! Well, Lucius has certainly gotten himself in a pickle, eh?
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
He most certainly has. However, he's also perfected the art of passing the buck and neatly saddled Severus with it! If only I were that good! :P
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
He most certainly has. However, he's also perfected the art of passing the buck and neatly saddled Severus with it! If only I were that good! :P
Very cute start! Off to the next!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! :)
Hehehehe, I really like the retiring in Wales option. That was funny. I love the double conversation going on between Hermione and Severus (known and annonymous)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! I enjoy writing about their cluelessness ;)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! I enjoy writing about their cluelessness ;)
That was the best laugh I've had all day! The last volley was great, but my favorites were the three anonymous ones.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Yay! Thank you! I'm so glad to hear that.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Yay! Thank you! I'm so glad to hear that.
Oh my gosh!!! My jaw is hurting from laughing, this is absolutely brilliant, I am so totally hooked. I had to read it twice before I reviewed, just to double check if it actually was as funny as I thougth after the first read, and it was:-) Keep the chapters comming, I don't think anything can ruin my mood for the next 48-hours after reading this.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahaha, that's wonderful to know! I just love that it really makes people laugh out loud. The next chapter will be out as soon as I can manage, but life is picking up again so it may not be for another week. But I'll definitely do it asap. :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahaha, that's wonderful to know! I just love that it really makes people laugh out loud. The next chapter will be out as soon as I can manage, but life is picking up again so it may not be for another week. But I'll definitely do it asap. :)
Loved Minerva's 'threat'! Sevvywevvypoopoo indeed! Hilarious! Think this'll be one I end up reading over and over, whenever I feel like I need a laugh.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Yay! That's great to hear, because that's what I look for in good old-fashioned comedy; something that will make you laugh no matter how many times you read it. Like Asterix! :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Yay! That's great to hear, because that's what I look for in good old-fashioned comedy; something that will make you laugh no matter how many times you read it. Like Asterix! :)
I love the banter, they just need to get stuck naked somewhere and see what comes up...
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
But the queston is, would they write letters to each other if they were stuck naked somewhere?;)
Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)
I reckon they may just find somethng better to do.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Oh, you naughty thing, you.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
But the queston is, would they write letters to each other if they were stuck naked somewhere?;)
Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)
I reckon they may just find somethng better to do.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Oh, you naughty thing, you.
Oh this just gets better! I love the exchange at the end over the potions ingredients and poisons!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks, beaweasley! I'm so glad you liked it. :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks, beaweasley! I'm so glad you liked it. :)
LOLFun as always
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! :)
This is really very amusing.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Why thank you. :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Why thank you. :)
Snortingly funny! I love letter-fanfic. Keep it up!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! I've never done epistolary before, but it is crazy fun, I have to say. It can also be frustrating when writing scenes that you would normally do in prose, but necessity is the mother of invention and all that! :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! I've never done epistolary before, but it is crazy fun, I have to say. It can also be frustrating when writing scenes that you would normally do in prose, but necessity is the mother of invention and all that! :)
Anonymous
*giggles* again, great chapter, thoroughly funny.... thank you!
Author's Response: Thanks Alcina! I'm glad!
Slytherin, of course :D Is Mary Jane an obscure Spiderman reference? Yet another chapter when I was glad I didn't have anything to drink in front of me. Maybe sleeping with your copy of Hogwarts, A History gives you some sort of incredible intuition.OMG~ Snape for the win!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
I wish. I really hadn't realised the Spiderman theme until someone pointed it out to me... I was like OH. Oops. :D Hee hee, I was worried people might think that comment was a little OOC, but I loved it too much! Thanks for sticking with the story,
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
. *hugs*
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
I wish. I really hadn't realised the Spiderman theme until someone pointed it out to me... I was like OH. Oops. :D Hee hee, I was worried people might think that comment was a little OOC, but I loved it too much! Thanks for sticking with the story,
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
. *hugs*
They still haven't put 2 and 2 together. I guess they need more clues. I love the way they bicker with each other at work.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
The funny thing is, the clues are ALL there. They'll only pick it up when it smacks them in the face. ;) Thanks for the review,
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
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Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
The funny thing is, the clues are ALL there. They'll only pick it up when it smacks them in the face. ;) Thanks for the review,
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
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"Helped Kill Lord Voldybutt With (His) Mind" LOL Seriously. This is incredibly amusing! I love it! I wanna see a letter in which Lucius ends with BFF. LOL Great stuff!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahahah! Hmm, I'll try to work that one in somehow next chapter! :P
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahahah! Hmm, I'll try to work that one in somehow next chapter! :P
Well, no virgin!Snape here, huh? hee hee. Great chapter. :-)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Goodness, no. I've never personally believed virgin!Snape, though I'm happy to read if it's good! ;)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Goodness, no. I've never personally believed virgin!Snape, though I'm happy to read if it's good! ;)
This is really VERY funny. Pls don't give us a happy end too soon. We'll want lots more of abuse between S and H (not to mention from S and H towards the unleashed mutt).
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Oh believe me-- this story is not ending any time soon! I have lots and lots in store for my poor little characters. And yes, lots of abuse between them and towards others. ;)
It's been a year. Will there be more? This is a very entertaining and enjoyable story and I do look forward to the completion. Thank you.
OMG! That was hilarious. I love the "bill" at the end. Cracked me up! Can't wait for more!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Haha thank you
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
! The next chapter is up and chapter 5 will be coming as soon as I can get it done! :)