Dangerous Liaisons
bellarossi277 Reviews | 6.07/10 (277 Ratings, 0 Likes, 49 Favorites )
A tale of set-ups, sniping and silliness in large doses. When Ginny sends in an advertisement for the 'Lonely Hearts' Section of the Daily Prophet for Hermione, neither friend really anticipates a reply--that is, until Lucius sends one behind Severus' back, neatly forcing Severus to continue the correspondence. Despite their initial arguments, Severus and Hermione soon find themselves enjoying their correspondence, though they have no idea who the other is and that they seemingly despise each other in 'real life'! How on earth will this unlikely match of mistaken identities, verbal sparring and postscripts resolve itself?
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bellarossi
Member Since 2007 | 10 Stories | Favorited by 23 | 35 Reviews Written | 709 Review Responses
known as Coco; also bella, gildedglamour on LJ, etc.
i'm a great many things, including:
indian & burmese
a proud harpy
a little crazy
creative and lovable... most of the time!
always vanishing at inappropriate times thanks to that dreaded 'RL'
really bad at updating regularly
apparently 'elegant', probably really not.
i like writing, slytherin men, writing about slytherin men... oh and reviews too.
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REGARDING ALL THAT'S LEFT
In case you were wondering why it vanished off the face of the earth, not to worry. It's undergoing a significant bit of revision, but it'll be back eventually. It'll probably be under a different name, too, but the premise will largely be the same. Thanks to everyone who supported me through it; I just wanted to make a few changes but it'll be back, I promise.
Reviews for Dangerous Liaisons
I absolutely love this story! I love the letter ideas, the characterization - fantastic!My favorite line would have to be Hermione's "Oh no. You caught me. I dumped you for Snape." And Ron's response was so classic!Fantastic job - keep it up!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahaha, thanks luv2read! That's one of my favourite lines too, but there are so many. :P Thanks for the lovely review.
Am so much enjoying this. Do go on ( and on and on and)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Oh I will, don't worry about that! Thank you for reviewing
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A gleeful Severus Snape ...just tickles me. Keep up the wonderful word play, I love it.
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Thanks Ella! I certainly will. :)
This is a particularly nice chapter! I love the charges at the end.
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Haha! I'm glad. Thanks for reviewing,
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This is so much fun! I love everyone's voice in here, and Snape's response to Ron was... priceless. And your Lucius is also delightful!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahaha, you're too punny. ;) Thanks
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Anonymous
And this one is even better! I was literally rolling on the floor with laughing. I sincerely hope you on your part are not out of creative everythings! *rofl*
Author's Response: Good Lord, no. Would I be writing this story if was? ;) Thanks Alcina!
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Thanks for the warning, it was really necessary. This is so incredibly funny! *big fat grin* Can't wait to read on!
Author's Response: Hahaha, I love how people actually take heed of them, it's hilarious. Thanks, Alcina! More soon. :)
LOL! You need more warnings on this! Like dont be eating or drinking unless the monitor is due for a good spit on! I love it - I love the humor and I love the idea of these mails! Please dont end it soon, I must have more chappy goodness! Excellent and a lot of fun to read! Thanks!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahaha! Maybe I'll start doing featured warnings suggested by readers! Hrrm, that sounds fun. :) Not to worry, there's heaps more in store for our lovely cast of characters. Stay tuned, same bat time, same bat channel.
OMG - my sides ache from laughing so much.I can't wait to see what happens when they find out who they are writing too. Your Lucius sound delish!. I love that Snape and Hermione are as snarky as one another.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Snarkiness is really the name of the game here, haha. The only character I can think of that isn't is probably Ron and maybe Harry. And Lucius is probably my favourite character after Severus and Hermione. So glad it keeps you laughing though! Thanks savine!
Astounding in all its misguided and snarky goodness!:-D
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Misguided is probably the right word. ;) Thanks
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Absolutely priceless!Bravo!!!!!!!!
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Ahh, another punny reviewer! I do love you all. Thanks very much
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Witty and entertaining dialog.
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Thanks
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
! I'm glad you think so. :)
I LOVE THIS! The banter between Severus and Hermione is priceless, and I love Severus's last note! It was amazing. Good job, and I eagerly await the next chapter! Soon, please!!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Yet another punny reviewer! :) Thanks, Chrissy Jones! I'm really glad you do. Next chapter is coming soon(ish).
Absolutely hysterical!!!! Priceless!!!!! No pun intended.
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Yet another punny reviewer! Good gracious, but you're all even wittier than me. ;) Thanks
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Again, another funny chapter!I love how, even though it's in letter format, you can make it comepletely in character. Brava!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks carley! That's really wonderful to hear. :) Thank you for the review!
So funny! Highly enjoyable.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Haha! Thanks qui quae quod! (Awesome name, by the way.) ;)
My, aren't we overflowing with Gryffindor-Slytherin matches? ;-) Your Ron really does seem to be in dire need of medication or counseling or both.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Ahh, damn, you saw through my plotting. Yes, I am determined to make the Gryffindors marry off the Slytherins. Which is where Ron comes in and-- *gets mouth taped* oh right, no giving away the plot. Sorry! ;) Thanks for reviewing,
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I love the end.Expression on your face: priceless.Great chapter.
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Haha, thanks kimbee! Glad you liked it.
"Expression on your face when you receive this: Priceless."ROFL! That's great - you have a wonderful sense of humor.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Aww, thanks! I'm so happy you think so. I just hope the humour won't ever get boring or stale. But we'll just have to see! Thanks cheryl!
Priceless, indeed! I have to admit I'm happier now that I know Harry is in love with a Slyterin, too. I love that Hermione is teasing about being in love with Snape. But I want to read a letter from TP! :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
There will be one, I promise! More than one, actually-- next chapter is mostly Severus, Hermione and Lucius. So much fun. :) Yes, I thought it would be cute to have everyone paired off to their 'enemies'. I have plans for people, you see. ;) Thanks, Writer Merrin!
Loved them! once agian you have woven a terrific chapter ful of informative tid-bits and humor and fun! keep going...
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks beaweasley! More coming soon! :)
Oh my goodness me! This is EXCELLENT! Priceless even! 
Every character is so well written...plus vintage sarcasm ...Snape could not brew and bottle better methinks!
Thankgoodness I had remembered to put the drink down but (gross as it sounds) surely ending up coughing because I laughed when swallowing my own saliva is going beyond the pale! Your writing is positively almost deadly! (He he!)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahaha! I know exactly what you mean with the choking on your own spit thing. Believe me, I've done it before-- not pleasant. He hee, maybe I should tone down the humour! But then you'd all get bored. Hmm, boredome or death? Difficult choice, that. ;) Thanks for the lovely review, reets!
Snapes letter to Ron was priceless, you followed the commercial to a T. The whole chapter was great. I really love the letters format it makes for great reading.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahaha! I did, didn't I. Sigh, but it was too much to resist. Thanks, I'm glad you think so. Thanks for reviewing,
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To: Mr. Ronald WeasleyPlease find attached bills for the following:Healing Potions used to treat Severus Snape: 3 Galleons, 4 Sickles, 6 KnutsReplacement of broken vials: 7 GalleonsContaminated Potions ingredients: 30 Galleons, 14 SicklesMinerva’s favourite vase: 60 GalleonsExpression on your face when you receive this: Priceless.Gleefully,S.S.BWAHAHAHAHA that was toooooo funnnnnny
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Teehee. :) Thanks
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LOL! This is a funny, funny story. I love it! Please keep going.
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Thanks
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
! I love your stories, so this is a big compliment for me :) More soon, I promise!