Dangerous Liaisons
bellarossi277 Reviews | 6.07/10 (277 Ratings, 0 Likes, 49 Favorites )
A tale of set-ups, sniping and silliness in large doses. When Ginny sends in an advertisement for the 'Lonely Hearts' Section of the Daily Prophet for Hermione, neither friend really anticipates a reply--that is, until Lucius sends one behind Severus' back, neatly forcing Severus to continue the correspondence. Despite their initial arguments, Severus and Hermione soon find themselves enjoying their correspondence, though they have no idea who the other is and that they seemingly despise each other in 'real life'! How on earth will this unlikely match of mistaken identities, verbal sparring and postscripts resolve itself?
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bellarossi
Member Since 2007 | 10 Stories | Favorited by 23 | 35 Reviews Written | 709 Review Responses
known as Coco; also bella, gildedglamour on LJ, etc.
i'm a great many things, including:
indian & burmese
a proud harpy
a little crazy
creative and lovable... most of the time!
always vanishing at inappropriate times thanks to that dreaded 'RL'
really bad at updating regularly
apparently 'elegant', probably really not.
i like writing, slytherin men, writing about slytherin men... oh and reviews too.
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In case you were wondering why it vanished off the face of the earth, not to worry. It's undergoing a significant bit of revision, but it'll be back eventually. It'll probably be under a different name, too, but the premise will largely be the same. Thanks to everyone who supported me through it; I just wanted to make a few changes but it'll be back, I promise.
Reviews for Dangerous Liaisons
‘Sev’, ‘Sevvykins’ and ‘Sevvywevvypoopoo’.I love you! I am so delighted. I wish I could think of half as many funny things to put on a page as you do. This is laugh-out-loud funny. And then you go into Hermione's rant and it's so natural. Really, this is in the best tradition of comedy, human nature exagerated just enough to make us to scream with laughter.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
I'm so glad you like it. I adore comedy. Drama is all well and good but there's something nice about having a good laugh. It's very therapeutic, and I personally enjoy writing it, especially because I'm apparently naturally hilarious (according to my friends) and I have some truly funny friends, so a lot of the humour is the type that readers can relate to. Put it this way, it's as much fun for me to write as it is for you to read. (Or at least I hope so.)
Response from pookah (Reviewer)
Ah ha! I happened to be on line when I got news that you had responded. so I quickly looked to see who was online and there are only 91 members on at TPP, and maybe one of them is you! easy! I know you're not Pookah. one down, 90 to go.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
:D Have fun with that and let me know what you come up with, yes?
Response from pookah (Reviewer)
I think you are someone I've discussed doughnuts with. how we have the best ones in Texas. But usually I am hopeless at these guessing things, and you are probably thinking, "Doughnuts? Texas? She obviously has me confusedwith someone else." Good luck in the Challenge!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
I ADMIT IT. IT'S ME....Not.You're right, though, I WAS thinking 'doughnuts? texas?'Actually I was thinking 'now I really want a doughnut.';)
Response from pookah (Reviewer)
ROTFL. OK, 2 down, 89 to go! Come to Texas for the best doughnuts!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
I'm so glad you like it. I adore comedy. Drama is all well and good but there's something nice about having a good laugh. It's very therapeutic, and I personally enjoy writing it, especially because I'm apparently naturally hilarious (according to my friends) and I have some truly funny friends, so a lot of the humour is the type that readers can relate to. Put it this way, it's as much fun for me to write as it is for you to read. (Or at least I hope so.)
Response from pookah (Reviewer)
Ah ha! I happened to be on line when I got news that you had responded. so I quickly looked to see who was online and there are only 91 members on at TPP, and maybe one of them is you! easy! I know you're not Pookah. one down, 90 to go.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
:D Have fun with that and let me know what you come up with, yes?
Response from pookah (Reviewer)
I think you are someone I've discussed doughnuts with. how we have the best ones in Texas. But usually I am hopeless at these guessing things, and you are probably thinking, "Doughnuts? Texas? She obviously has me confusedwith someone else." Good luck in the Challenge!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
I ADMIT IT. IT'S ME....Not.You're right, though, I WAS thinking 'doughnuts? texas?'Actually I was thinking 'now I really want a doughnut.';)
Response from pookah (Reviewer)
ROTFL. OK, 2 down, 89 to go! Come to Texas for the best doughnuts!
Oh my, you are going to have all the fangirls and guys spiltting thier sides with all he laughter. Bravo.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Well, I suppose SOMEONE has to make people laugh around here. :D
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Well, I suppose SOMEONE has to make people laugh around here. :D
This fic is just what I needed today. Thanks for writing it.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
You are most welcome. :) Hope it wasn't a bad day or anything.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
You are most welcome. :) Hope it wasn't a bad day or anything.
I do believe you have yourself a winner here.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
:D
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
:D
I thought I was the only one who still said Bite me. Thank goodness I'm not alone. I'm in good company. You are doing an awesome job.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! I actually don't say it very often, I have to say that one was quite inspired. I really can't remember the last time I said 'Bite me' to someone. Well, not since the 8th grade, anyway.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! I actually don't say it very often, I have to say that one was quite inspired. I really can't remember the last time I said 'Bite me' to someone. Well, not since the 8th grade, anyway.
this is a great story and will make the review short so i can move on to the next chapter
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks for reviewing anyway, I do appreciate it. :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks for reviewing anyway, I do appreciate it. :)
Anonymous
Great chapter! I kept all beverages and so on far away from the keyboard, and good advice that was.
My favourite line is " One wrong click and there goes your head." *helpless giggle*
This gets better and better, and I'm starting to suspect who you are ;o). Can't wait till it's revealed...
Author's Response: And here I thought I was being such a good anonymous author. Dear oh dear. Must put you off of my trail! ;] Thanks for the review!
*DYING* here! Oh that was so funny! I am still trying to get used to Severus (even Minerva) saying 'hook up!' Oh off to the.... Wait! No next! I need to read the next! Write! Write! Write!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
:D Next chapter will be up soon. Thank you for your continued support! I loved reading your reviews.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
:D Next chapter will be up soon. Thank you for your continued support! I loved reading your reviews.
I would have to say MJ stands for Mione Jean. Either that or you have a major Spider Man fixation - Mary Jane and Toby Maguire!!
I love the way you are able to tell the story through letters. You really bring the characters out.Really love the gossiping staff!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
I really love how people noticed the Spiderman thing, because it was completely unintentional, I swear! Oops! Thanks, it's a lot of fun to write and it makes me genuinely happy that people seem to enjoy it so much!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
I really love how people noticed the Spiderman thing, because it was completely unintentional, I swear! Oops! Thanks, it's a lot of fun to write and it makes me genuinely happy that people seem to enjoy it so much!
This is just so entertaining.SS certainly has a wicked sense of humour beneath all that snark, doesn't he?M.J. ... M.J. ... Matrimoniallly jaundiced? (Being engaged to 'Won-Won' could do that to a girl.)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahahahaha Matrimonially Jaundiced? Oh, if only. And he does! I love Severus. He and Lucius are hands down the best characters to write!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahahahaha Matrimonially Jaundiced? Oh, if only. And he does! I love Severus. He and Lucius are hands down the best characters to write!
'Plus, word on the street is, Lavender dumped him for not lasting longer than five minutes! Ouch.'Ouch, indeed. I'm loving this story!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Yay! I'm glad to hear it. :) Thanks, StomySkize!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Yay! I'm glad to hear it. :) Thanks, StomySkize!
Interesting convos - I cannot wait to see how you progress things between Severus and Hermione with or without them knowing each other. Good chapter.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
! :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
! :)
Hehehe, very nice! Even though, I can't really see Sev trading with Minerva such gossip as whom Lucius is shagging, so that part seemed more OOC than others. But in general, it's fun and witty, and also you make their characters shine through from their letters.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thank you for telling me! Actually, it's not really gossip. It's more like Severus wanting to share something with someone, and Minverva's his closest companion since Albus. I was originally going to have him tell Lucius everything on the letter, but then I realised it would be FAR more fun to let him figure it out for himself. (And it leaves me more to write about. :D) Thanks for reviewing and yes, I do encourage concriticism! Thanks,
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
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Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thank you for telling me! Actually, it's not really gossip. It's more like Severus wanting to share something with someone, and Minverva's his closest companion since Albus. I was originally going to have him tell Lucius everything on the letter, but then I realised it would be FAR more fun to let him figure it out for himself. (And it leaves me more to write about. :D) Thanks for reviewing and yes, I do encourage concriticism! Thanks,
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
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Too too funny! I look forward to the next installment!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! It's just gone up, so I hope you like it!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! It's just gone up, so I hope you like it!
Lovelovelovelove this fic! My mind has completely gone blank as far as what MJ could stand for. Hmm.. Anywho, definitely looking forward to more!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks so much, Chrissy! Next chapter is up, so go read and tell me what you think. :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks so much, Chrissy! Next chapter is up, so go read and tell me what you think. :)
Heehee - head blowing off and pondering decapitation! LOL! I think the P.S. and the asides and the closings are the best! They are like little gems - if you read too quickly you'll miss them! Excellent again! And shame on me for not reading my advice...I took a drink and chortled so hard it came out my nose! LOL! And soda burns!Okies...my guess...probably completely off base but only thing I could come up with...M for Mione? and J for Jean/Jane (depending on the correctness of her middle name?) I tried to come up with more hidden meanings like Muggleborn J.... Jester, Jewel, Jaguar (vaguely lion-like) But as you can see...entertaining but incredibly strange!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Aaaand you get 25 house points for the correct answer. Which house will win these? :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Aaaand you get 25 house points for the correct answer. Which house will win these? :)
A bit confusing at times, but I read it three times and think I got most of it.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Oh no! What did you find confusing?
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Oh no! What did you find confusing?
I love this! No pumpkin-juice-spitting, but I nearly inhaled an aniseed imperial.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Ooh, you mean those sweets? That sounds painful!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Ooh, you mean those sweets? That sounds painful!
I love it, I love it , I love it....Sev telling Luci he had found the love of his life i the mirror LMAO! Gossip by owl ROFLpumpkin juice..MJ = ? Mysterious Jezebel ? Misunderstood Juliet
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hmm, Misunderstood Juliet? If only. :P
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hmm, Misunderstood Juliet? If only. :P
Really enjoyed the chapter (and the gossiping staff). haha
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! :) I'm glad to hear it!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! :) I'm glad to hear it!
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
:) Indeed.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
:) Indeed.
What a riot!!!!!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahaha, thank you
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahaha, thank you
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
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lets see. Mary Jane. Ms. Jane. Mione Jane. Mrs. Jones. Mistress Jane, I think of more later. Great story and good plot line can;t wait to see more
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
25 house points to the house of your choice for Mary Jane, although I do like Mistress Jane! Hmm.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
25 house points to the house of your choice for Mary Jane, although I do like Mistress Jane! Hmm.
Just too, too snarkalicious for words. Thanks.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thank you, kyria!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thank you, kyria!
Oh so gleefully funny. SIMCLMAO. Sitting in my chair laughing my a** off.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Haha, that is definitely good to hear!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Haha, that is definitely good to hear!