Dangerous Liaisons
bellarossi277 Reviews | 6.07/10 (277 Ratings, 0 Likes, 49 Favorites )
A tale of set-ups, sniping and silliness in large doses. When Ginny sends in an advertisement for the 'Lonely Hearts' Section of the Daily Prophet for Hermione, neither friend really anticipates a reply--that is, until Lucius sends one behind Severus' back, neatly forcing Severus to continue the correspondence. Despite their initial arguments, Severus and Hermione soon find themselves enjoying their correspondence, though they have no idea who the other is and that they seemingly despise each other in 'real life'! How on earth will this unlikely match of mistaken identities, verbal sparring and postscripts resolve itself?
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bellarossi
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known as Coco; also bella, gildedglamour on LJ, etc.
i'm a great many things, including:
indian & burmese
a proud harpy
a little crazy
creative and lovable... most of the time!
always vanishing at inappropriate times thanks to that dreaded 'RL'
really bad at updating regularly
apparently 'elegant', probably really not.
i like writing, slytherin men, writing about slytherin men... oh and reviews too.
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REGARDING ALL THAT'S LEFT
In case you were wondering why it vanished off the face of the earth, not to worry. It's undergoing a significant bit of revision, but it'll be back eventually. It'll probably be under a different name, too, but the premise will largely be the same. Thanks to everyone who supported me through it; I just wanted to make a few changes but it'll be back, I promise.
Reviews for Dangerous Liaisons
Absolutely brilliant! Can't wait for the next chapter 
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
More soon! :) Thanks for reviewing, Nina!
LMAO!!!Oh, that last note was too funny! I just loved it. I wonder how long its going to take them to realize they are their pen pals, who'll realize first and what will happen.... Ooooooh. I just can't wait :-)
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Hee hee, it will take a while, with lots of mishaps, discoveries and red herrings along the way. All will be discovered soon. Thanks mugglemom!
Okay, thanks for the warning at the top. I put my drink to one side for the duration, which has probably saved my keyboard.
I love that there are all these other letters that give us a glimpse of everyone's lives beyond the whole MJ/TP thing without detracting from it, and the humour is wonderfully done.Just one problem I have, who is Alice Sparks? 
I'm sure that she must be a real (USAian?) person, and equally sure there is an extra joke in there that I'm missing, but all Google brings up is a list of genealogies including the surname.Apart from that niggle, this has been the best chapter yet, and I hope there is another very soon.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahaha! I just find it hilarious that people actually take heed of the warnings! I'll try to make them increasingly creative as I go along! Yes, there are lots of crazy subplots going on in here, but they'll tie up (I hope!) eventually. Alice Sparks isn't real; I've made her up ;) But you'll find out more about her in the next chapter. I know, because I've already written that part haha. More coming very very soon, I promise! Thanks for the lovely review, Dawn!
This story is fantastic. You really manage to capture the characters in their letters. hermione teasing Ron is brilliant. I am glad Harry is supporting Hermione too!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Thanks! I'm so glad you think so. Yes, I imagine Hermione would make the most out of a very gullible Ron. Harry is too cute a character, and he always sides with Ron, so I figured it was time to turn the tide this time. :) Thanks
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Don't know who you are but this was simply delightful. Thankyou. (^_~)
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You aren't supposed to. ;) No, thank you,
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Loved it! 
So very funny!Can't wait for the next! 
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More coming soon. Glad you like-- no, love it! :D Thank you very much,
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great fun, really enjoying this.
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Thanks
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Wonderful, absolutely wonderful:-)) A great update, as I have said before, the way you tell the story through letters is brilliantly done and your story is highly amusing. I especially loved Severus last letter in this chapter, I wonder if he and I have seen the same commercial on TV? :-))I look forward for the next update!!!!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Haha yes, he was very inspired by that, er, Mastercard commercial. (I wonder if they have credit cards in the wizarding world? Wizardcard, perhaps? Magiccard? Hmm.) More coming soon. Thanks for the wonderful words, I'm so glad you're enjoying it. Thanks very much,
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Hello Mystery Author,Your story is very very funny! I love stories told in letters, always have. You're managing to convey a lot in these letters. When do we get more between TP and MJ? And what's MJ for (maybe I missed something)? Muggle Jam? Mystery Jane? Mad Jinx? Red Roo
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hello Red Roo! Thanks very much, I'm glad you're enjoying it! More between TP and MJ will be coming soon. :) No, you didn't miss it, I haven't said it yet. In fact, I think I'll hold a competition next chapter. 20 house points if you can figure it out and 10 for the most creative! Good luck! :) Amusedly,Mystery Author
This is soooo funny! I am really enjoying this! too wonderful! You're keeping the characters in character in their writing. very well done.
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Thanks! I'm so glad you think so. I hope you continue to enjoy it as much as you do now. :) Thanks very much,
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Snape's last letter in this chapter - priceless :D
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Hahaha! I love my readers. :)
I did not think I would like the letter scenario but it is hysterically funny at times - good ideas abound. This is really interesting.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Oh! Well, I'm glad I converted you. :) I thought it would be hard to write, personally, but it's surprisingly easy to churn out. It only really takes me a few hours to get a good solid chapter, although they are a little short. (That's why updates are relatively quick.) ;) Thanks,
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I like the last note... And this fic obviously! Hope to see more of it soon!
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Haha! Thanks
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, very glad to hear it! More soon.
This is such a fun story! I can't wait for more.
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Thanks Southern! More coming very soon. :)
I'm purely lovin' your snark!
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Excellent! That's wonderful to hear, I'm glad you do! Thanks for revewing,
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LMAO, this is just too funny!
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The last letter was excellent! Great work!Livvy
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Haha, thank you Livvy! Thanks for reviewing.
Oh, I am loving this. I keep cracking up!
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Excellent! Exactly what I wanted. :) Thanks for reviewing,
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Hang on , just getting back on my chair, fell off with all the hilarity! What are you smoking woman? Brilliant!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahaha! Excellent to know, although I hope you're alright! No more falling off of chairs for you, sunny dear. And if you must know, writing while eating cookies is a lovely way to do it. ;)
That was funny. I really did enjoy that chapter.
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Thanks! Glad to hear it. :)
THis is sooooo good! I love the letters! The last one was the cherry on the sundae. One of the best series of commercials - it's so awsome when it can be put into something like this. Very, very well done!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Haha, I'm really flattered! Thanks for the lovely review, it feels really good to know that you think so! :) Thank you very much.
Oh, this is lovely. Especially the last letter. Hehehe. Can't wait to see what happens next.
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Thanks! More soon! :)
This is hilarious!! I love it. Anxiously awaiting more.
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Thanks
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This is brilliant. I love the way the charactes shine through their writing, and you kept me giggling through this chapter! Looking forward to more!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Dangerous Liaisons)
Hahaha, that's good to know. Next chapter is in queue and will be up very soon! Thanks for reviewing. :)
Lovely first chapter, can't wait to see where this goes!
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Thank you! :)