Dolores Jane Umbridge

The Gypsy

by Dusty Rose

Because of mysterious events, Dumbledore can allow Harry to leave his relatives' home to spend the summer with his friends. And he meets one new friend, an intriguing new girl, who, as it becomes apparent to Harry, is much more than meets the eye.

88,753 Words,  Started 06/19/2005,  Completed 06/24/2005

Professor Drabbles

by phoenix

13 100 word vignettes about our favorite Hogwarts professors, or not so favorite professors. The character death is for the obvious, Professor Binns.

1,548 Words,  Started 02/12/2006,  Completed 02/12/2006

A Double Trouble Birthday Rhyme

by Wolf Moonshadow

The twins may be gone from Hogwarts, but they certainly aren't forgotten... especially on April Fool's Day, which just happens to be their birthday. Not HBP compliant. Takes place between OoTP and HBP.

906 Words,  Started 09/13/2006,  Completed 09/13/2006

Fair Exchanges

by Fawkes_07

Hermione wants to learn Occlumency, but Severus Snape is not known for his generous nature. Both may learn more than they bargained for before the tale ends.

This is canon-compliant with books 5 and 6 and provides a behind-the-scenes story that JKR never even guessed...

75,033 Words,  Started 11/26/2006,  Updated 10/15/2009

Night of Secrets

by Raira

Harry, roaming Hogwarts at night, runs into the last person he expects to see.

This fic takes place during Order of the Phoenix, shortly after the Weasley twins have left Hogwarts. It was written for the LJ 30minutefics fic exchange

None of the Harry Potter characters or settings belong to me, nor do I make any profit out of writing about them. I have used JK Rowling's Educational Decrees as a template for the decree at the beginning of this chapter.

24,900 Words,  Started 01/23/2007,  Completed 03/05/2007

Madame Potion

by Snapekat

Harry Potter isn't the only thing to vex Professor Snape. The mysterious granddaughter of a former potions teacher, a dangerous desire for power and forbidden dreams tempt him to make promises he wishes he hadn't. Snape finds himself a pawn between two women and their own dubious ambitions. The story runs parallel with HP and begins the year before he comes to Hogwarts.

177,076 Words,  Started 10/13/2006,  Completed 02/05/2008

Back in Black

by ubiquirk

The Dark Lord has fallen, but an even more terrible force has arisen to take over the Ministry of Magic – the Pink Lord. Ruling with an abundance of ruffles and terrifyingly sharp stiletto heels, Umbridge’s Think Pink Brigade terrorizes a populace grown weary of decrees designed to enforce sweetness. Unexpectedly, Hermione Granger joins the resistance, the sarcastically snarky Back in Black. Award winner.

18,683 Words,  Started 04/15/2007,  Completed 04/29/2007

Confessions of an Abused Hero

by YaoiMaster

Harry is knocked into a coma and his diary is published. What dark secrets will be revealed? Evil!Dumbledore, Good!Slytherins

4,952 Words,  Started 05/08/2007,  Updated 05/30/2007

The Water Demons

by beaweasley2

The Weasley twins are very clever practical jokers, masters of mischief and mayhem, staunch adversaries of authority, pretension, and known to be disrespectful to teachers in general. Is it any wonder that they took on Umbridge?



So what happens when a fellow student turns to Fred and George, asking for help in getting even with Umbridge? How far will they go in pestering and teasing her, flaunting their wicked sense of humor and inventiveness, and blatant shenanigans? And why would she be gullible enough to go along?

57,064 Words,  Started 06/09/2007,  Completed 11/02/2007

We Didn't Start the Fandom

by Merlina Thalia

Sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel

448 Words,  Started 07/01/2007,  Completed 07/01/2007

Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge

by dracontia

Umbridge is not a Death Eater. Really. This is what happens when you've been watching too much 'Keeping Up Appearances' while reading Potter_Place postings.

1,076 Words,  Started 07/11/2007,  Completed 07/11/2007

The Werewolf's Bride

by Grace has Victory

Remus and Ariadne Lupin have the same problems as any other newlyweds – work, money, in-laws, communication – and, of course, werewolves. Will her idealism collapse under the pressure of his lycanthropy? Or will her approach take him by surprise yet?
Part III of The Moon-Cursers. Now updated to be DH-compatible.

89,292 Words,  Started 06/13/2007,  Completed 10/05/2007

Three Options for Ginny

by Bettina

Severus Snape has just arranged himself with Draco Malfoy, when he gets yet another task: a young, charming female with flaming red hair and a fierce will to survive.

The Dark Lord sees the chance to add a set of little Snapes to his Death Eater offspring.

The story starts half a year after HBP.

243,895 Words,  Started 05/19/2007,  Updated 08/17/2014

Harry Potter and the Heirs of Slytherin

by Fawkes_07

This is a full-length Book Seven fic. Cliffhangers and unexpected twists abound, but don't look for beloved characters to die tragically before your very eyes--Fawkes_07 is all about redemption. Written for young readers but hopefully fun for all.

I'm printing out a version for my kids in book format--I even found all the right fonts and everything. Hence the "artwork" in the chapter headings. What can I say, I'm more of a ceramics person than a drawing person.

Can I note with pride that "Heirs of Slytherin" was just chosen as a Featured Story on MNFF? *glows*

336,179 Words,  Started 04/01/2007,  Completed 05/19/2008

He Even Lost Dumbledore

by Lkmaide

I can honestly say that my song does fit the Podcast Filk challenge, even though I had no knowledge of said challenge (and I’d be really late submitting at this point), I simply work overnights at Wal-Mart and stocking shelves can be monotonous.

406 Words,  Started 01/22/2008,  Completed 01/22/2008

Outside of Mind

by Seph7

A young woman from Snape's past re-enters his life, but he has no idea what he should do about it. Set in Year 5. Warnings for later chapters.

9,279 Words,  Started 03/11/2008,  Updated 11/01/2008

The Greater Good

by KingPig

A daring collection of interviews taken with those in Wizarding Britain is finally released, after the MoM has throughly inspected each article for falsities.

1,788 Words,  Started 04/29/2008,  Updated 04/29/2008

A Night in the Forbidden Forrest

by sinbad

A responce to Potters_place informal drabble challange.

379 Words,  Started 05/04/2008,  Completed 05/04/2008

Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley

by fizzabella

A Marriage Law Challenge with a twist. Hermione Granger is really a pure-blood witch, and Severus Snape has the unenviable task of choosing between the Insufferable Know-It-All and two other bachelorettes.

8,930 Words,  Started 05/19/2008,  Completed 06/01/2008

The Potion Master's Assistant

by ClayPotter

Snape can't decide if his new assistant will drive him crazy, or if he can't live without her. See how he uncovers the many secrets of this mysterious loner.

163,413 Words,  Started 05/02/2008,  Completed 03/17/2009

Misinformed

by peppermint

Madam Umbridge listens to the wrong people

547 Words,  Started 08/31/2008,  Completed 08/31/2008

Secret Recipe

by ClayPotter

After over nineteen years of seclusion, Snape receives a letter from Hermione Granger-Weasley asking for his help. His decision to get involved changes his life forever. Canon compliant, even though Snape survives.

186,448 Words,  Started 09/03/2008,  Updated 05/27/2013

Dancing in Moonlight

by Stefdarlin

After the Stunner attack, Minerva struggles to overcome the affects, and Albus uses patience and tradition to lift her spirit.

4,064 Words,  Started 09/13/2008,  Completed 09/13/2008

Perpetual Kittens

by pookah

The ‘Kittens’ Challenge! Whose Kittens are the fairest of them all? Minerva’s perpetually young kittens, that’s whose. (No kittens are eaten in this story!)

2,265 Words,  Started 09/13/2008,  Completed 09/13/2008

Scampi And Cherry Cream

by chivalric

After suffering from illness and depression, Snape is finally feeling better and willing to get his life back and his job and maybe have a little fun, too. This is a sequel to "Truffles and Strawberries".

15,275 Words,  Started 10/13/2008,  Completed 11/09/2008

Caught in the Act - A Tyrant

by Arabella Bloodgood

This was written for the Potter Place Dictionary Drabble Challenge: Oct. 25.

327 Words,  Started 10/27/2008,  Completed 10/27/2008

Melancholy Whore

by CordyAngelSeer

She was light branded by darkness. She was innocence. She was his melancholy whore.

44,627 Words,  Started 05/24/2008,  Updated 07/17/2011

The Tower Affair

by Rose of the West

A wizard has been murdered. A special investigator is hired to find and apprehend the guilty party.

29,052 Words,  Started 07/21/2009,  Completed 09/14/2009

Marriage by Numbers

by sunny33

Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh year. Voldemort is dead, and life should be good. That is, until the results of her special Arithmancy Project provide some unwelcome realisations for the Potions master.

58,076 Words,  Started 05/20/2009,  Completed 05/18/2010

War's Aftermath

by kyriaofdelphi

Hermione's decisions and discoveries after the war's end.

11,564 Words,  Started 12/10/2009,  Completed 12/22/2009