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Hogwarts Castle A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo

1: Prologue: When All Goes Amazingly Right

2: 1: When All Seems To Be Going Right

3: 2: When There Is a Distinct Possibility of Something Going Wrong

4: 3: When Things Go Just a Bit Wrong

5: 4: Um… Is It Just Me, or Does This Look Wrong?

6: 5: When You Have To Say, ‘Now, That’s Just WRONG’

7: Chapter 6: When It Feels So Right No One Remembers It’s Wrongne Would Recognize Wrong if it Bit Them in the Arse

8: 7: When It’s Safe To Assume No One Would Recognize Wrong if it Bit Them in the Arse

9: 8: When It’s All Gone Pear-Shaped

10: 9: When Whatever Has Hit the Fan Is Dealt With

11: Epilogue: When It’s All Picture-Perfect

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo

Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

96 Reviews   |   96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )

Humor Romance Erotica Smut General Action/Adventure Parody Hogwarts Castle 62,809 Words 11 Chapters Complete
Colin Creevey Dean Thomas Draco Malfoy Ernie MacMillan Filius Flitwick Fred Weasley George Weasley Ginevra Weasley Gregory Goyle Harry Potter Hermione Granger Irma Pince Justin Finch-Fletchley Kingsley Shacklebolt Luna Lovegood Madam Rosmerta Millicent Bulstrode Minerva McGonagall Moaning Myrtle Mrs. Norris Neville Longbottom Nymphadora Tonks Padma Patil Pansy Parkinson Parvati Patil Percy Weasley Pomona Sprout Poppy Pomfrey Professor Sinistra Professor Vector Remus Lupin Rolanda Hooch Ronald Weasley Seamus Finnegan Severus Snape Sibyll Trelawney Sorting Hat Terry Boot Vincent Crabbe Argus Filch Blaise Zabini Cho Chang Original Character Crookshanks Mundungus Fletcher Peeves Dobby Hannah Abbott

Harry and company won, and Voldemort is no more. It went so well that almost no one is so much as scratched. What are our heroes going to do next? Why, party until they need medical attention, of course! (The following account thereof is what happens when several alleged adults start discussing the salacious potential of the HP-verse in a chat room--hence our group penname.)

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Chapters (11)

Chapter 1: Prologue: When All Goes Amazingly Right

Chapter 2: 1: When All Seems To Be Going Right

Chapter 3: 2: When There Is a Distinct Possibility of Something Going Wrong

Chapter 4: 3: When Things Go Just a Bit Wrong

Chapter 5: 4: Um… Is It Just Me, or Does This Look Wrong?

Chapter 6: 5: When You Have To Say, ‘Now, That’s Just WRONG’

Chapter 7: Chapter 6: When It Feels So Right No One Remembers It’s Wrongne Would Recognize Wrong if it Bit Them in the Arse

Chapter 8: 7: When It’s Safe To Assume No One Would Recognize Wrong if it Bit Them in the Arse

Chapter 9: 8: When It’s All Gone Pear-Shaped

Chapter 10: 9: When Whatever Has Hit the Fan Is Dealt With

Chapter 11: Epilogue: When It’s All Picture-Perfect


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This penname was founded by a band of intrepid loonies who got together during the early days of the TPP chat room (and bonded further during the dark days of WIKKT chat's exile to the TPP chatroom). Together, we generated an idea for a fic so ridiculous, no one of us alone was willing to take credit for it. It's amazing what mischief a bunch of alleged adults can get up to under the influence of no alcohol whatsoever. Pennames of individual authors will be posted here in alphabetical order, if and when they elect to admit their involvement in the project.

It will continue to serve as a penname for any collaborations born in the TPP chatroom and a beacon of comedy in an angsty fandom.

The usual suspects (for 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo'):
Editor: dracontia
Secretary: shalimar1981
Beta-of-Record: broomclosetravenclaw
Chief Britpicker: lux_astraea
Authors: broomclosetravenclaw, DawnEB, dracontia, JustDesmond, leniarianna, lux_astraea, shalimar1981, SSLupin, Wolfmoonshadow
Contributors: aturia, droxy, Hubby_of_Drac, ladyinthecloak, quilter_infinity, wonderfulchild

The usual suspects (for "A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional Hogwarts: A History'):

Editor/secretary: dracontia
Beta-of-Record: SeverusLovesUs

Authors: dracontia, Potteresque_ire, SeverusLovesUs, Snapemylove


Thank you to lux_astraea for the icons!


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Reviews for A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo

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10/10

RoseWhispers

Great guys!  Can't wait for an update.

 Rosie

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

The wait is over. Please do enjoy the (corrected) update!

10/10

lupinschewtoy

Bloody brilliant as always.  I would like to see where Ron and the twins have gotten to, and what they have been up to.  I absolutely loved Millicent, she's my kind of woman. lol.

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

Ah, in that case, may you and Millie get together and do Bourbon Street someday. Laissez les bon temps rouler! Merci for the review!

10/10

amsev

All righty!  This is heating up quite nicely.  So when is that handsome Kingsley going to give up waiting for an owl post and come investigate personally? 

Hee hee!  Enjoying this ever so much!

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

heh heh heh... more heat, now posted. Oh, Auror Shacklebolt.... where are you?Thanks for reviewing!

0/10

GeminiScorp

 Too funny! Loved the Luna/Neville scene but I need more SS/HG!!!!! It would figure Vince and Greg would find love in the kitchens!

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

I'm developing a soft spot for Greg and Vince. Now, if only I could figure out whether it was in my heart, or in my head...As always, will pass your compliments along to the crew, as well as shamelessly pimping the latest chapter!

10/10

firefly124

ROFLMAO!  Awesome, as usual.  (Poor Kingsley is going to have a nervous breakdown and come in wands-a-blazing, isn't he?)

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

*snerk* I fear that poor Kinglsey is somewhere beyond 'nervous breakdown.' You'll just have to see the upcoming chapter to find out!

0/10

droxy

Christ it's getting warm here...i need a drink and cig

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

heh heh heh... expect it to get even warmer in Chapter 5, currently making its way through the queue...Thanks for reviewing!

0/10

droxy

I think this answers my last review question...“Offhand… I’d say there’s enough booze in here to get a herd of centaurs totally shitfaced.” And he helped himself again.

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

*nods sagely* Yup.

0/10

droxy

I awiat the coming mayhem....and a drunk Snape.Love Slughorns stash of goodies.

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

*dah-dah-DAH!* Drunk Snape has not only arrived, but is... well, it has to be seen to be believed. And even then...

0/10

droxy

for all the writers involved it manages to mesh.

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

Thanks kindly, professor--chapter 6 has been submitted for your approval... enter the zone carefully. :)

0/10

droxy

great start!

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

*bows on behalf of the crew* Thank you!

10/10

lupinschewtoy

Ya'll are mad, brilliant, but mad.  Can't wait till Ginny, Hermione, Draco, and Harry meet in the middle.  That should be interesting.

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

Chapter 5, with meeting-up madness (and/or brilliance) is in the queue. Thanks for reviewing!

10/10

SS Lupin

And the saga continues.h/d in the bath, squee!

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

squee back at ya! We're up to chapter 5, can you believe it? LOL Bubbly, bath-y goodness!

10/10

alina612

I believe that the following line is my new favorite quote: "Inappropriate Attire! You are not supposed to have a girl as clothing!" Brilliant!!!  

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

LOL Will pass your praise on to Des, originator of that particular passage. Glad you're enjoying the ride--hang on, Chapter 5 is coming up shortly!

10/10

amsev

OMG, this just gets funnier and funnier!!!! 

Thanks for that pinch of imaginery SS/HG -- don't know if it's meant to be in this fic what with that potential foursome in the Prefects' Bathroom, but hey maybe Sev could make five.

I'll shut up now.  Very well done!

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

LOL You'll know soon enough what's real and what isn't in here--now, if only the participating characters were so lucky... *wink*Thank you kindly for reviewing--next chapter is in the queue!

10/10

HogwartsHoney

LOVED the Jabberwocky quote! LOVED, LOVED! That sounds like something a drunken Hat would say! ;o)Ah, the chaos that abounds, and the bit about Draco sashaying.... * cackles*

 Keep it up, y'all ! 

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

Honey, we can keep it up all night! See you in Chapter 4--thanks for the review!

10/10

SS Lupin

Brilliant, as usual. So many lines that cracked me up, even upon re-reading them. :-)

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

LOL When we're done with this, I'm going to leave it for a month before reading it again, so I can laugh myself into a coma. :-D

9/10

firefly124

This is just too funny for words!

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

*bowing* thank you! Will pass this on to the crew. :-)

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

(And, before I forget--the next chapter is in the queue. See you there!)

0/10

m eggar

Thank you for a hilarious tale! Does Draco get his man?

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

You're very welcome--check the next couple of chapters (one up now, one in the queue) and see!

0/10

JustDesmond

Now for Chapter 4

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

LOL Indeed! We're rolling right along!

10/10

HogwartsHoney

You gals are up to no good!!  I've been giggling for 3 chapters straight now!!  Love this story and am anxious to see what happens!

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

No doubt about it! We are not, and never have been! For the record: there is one guy amongst us (JustDesmond), two if you count Hubby_of_Drac, (who is a contributor rather than an author.)The next chapter is up--but I can't promise everything in it will be, ah, 'straight'.... *wink* Thanks for reviewing!

10/10

lupinschewtoy

Funny as always.  Really enjoyed the scene between Vince and Draco.  I can so see Draco crying over Harry.

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

LOL, Ah, Vince. I've developed a curious fondness for the big guy. *grin* And, for the record, crying's not all Draco's going to be doing, before this is over... *wink* See you in chapter 3 (in the queue as we speak!) Thanks for the review!

10/10

amsev

ROFL!  I am SO enjoying this story.  What a party and all the chaperons have left.  Gods, but that punch  must be awful.  Reminds me a bit of college days when garbage pail punch would get served up at the various parties.  You never knew what the hell you were drinking.

I'm loving all the various romantic twists and turns that are happening.  Poor Sev, though.  What a mess he is! I hope you don't leave him all alone.  Perhaps he could meet up with someone intelligent and interesting with a sympathetic ear whilst he is on his rounds?

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

*snicker* Oh, that punch! All I can say is, a WWII jeep would probably get 100 mpg on it. And it would be very, very, happy. And run on the wrong side of the road. Backwards.Prepare for the romances to take even more turns. Or become more twisted. (Hang in there, Sev!) Thanks for the review--chapter 3 is in queue as we speak!

10/10

SS Lupin

Hooray!

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

LOL! 3 down, 8 to go!

9/10

firefly124

I don't know what to say except the warning to avoid food and drink while reading was definitely necessary!

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

It will become increasingly so as this continues! (just wait until the spiked punch kicks in...) Thanks for reviewing!

0/10

droxy

Oh lordy- the hat pairing people off....and how many times was the punch spiked? and with what??? OMFG

Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo)

It all seems vaguely prescient now, doesn't it?

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