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The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild

1: The Slumber Party

2: Desperate for Detention by The Mistress Snape

3: Emma Whitby's Risqué, Daring, Risky Dare by Good_Witch

4: Those Voices by Sinbad

5: Tintinnabulation by Pookah

6: The Ways of Slytherin by rdholmantx

7: Bernise’s Giggle Fit by beaweasley2

8: Snacking with Snape by themistresssnape

9: Sympathy and Sarcasm by Angel Mischa

10: Margarite’s Turn by Livvy

11: Forehead Graffiti by Southern_Witch_69

12: Margaret Pritchard Pulls It Off by CharmedForce

13: Fern's Midnight Stroll by cocoachristy

14: Domina’s Tale by Ladyofthemasque

15: Wooed Awakening by pookah

16: School Uniform Has A Multitude Of Uses by madamsnape/JTBJAB

17: A Very Thin Line by Livvy

18: Angharad's Risky Business by Peppermint

19: Beatrise’s Sexy Snape T-shirts by beaweasley2

20: Bouncing Baby Snape by themistresssnape

21: Tea at Madam Puddifoot’s by Subversa

22: A Surprise From Someone Else by beaweasley2

23: Love Makes the World Go Round by Sinbad

24: Snape-In-The-Box by madamsnape

25: Daddy’s Little Princess by Shug

26: Sandy Claws by Silverdoe

27: The Last Dare of the Game by themistresssnape and beaweasley2

The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild

The Girls of Hogwarts

279 Reviews   |   279 Ratings, 0 Likes, 64 Favorites )

Humor General Hogwarts Castle 66,844 Words 27 Chapters Complete
Original Character Severus Snape Rubeus Hagrid

What happens when a bunch of girls decide to play Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes, Truth, Dare and Consequences? A lot of mischief, some mayhem, and loads of heart pounding fun – just ask them. The dares all come from the YouTube, ‘101 Ways To Annoy Snape,’ and were written by a double handful of very talented authors. I hope you enjoy this more than Severus Snape did. Well, some of them he didn’t seem to mind – much.

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Chapters (27)

Chapter 1: The Slumber Party

Chapter 2: Desperate for Detention by The Mistress Snape

Chapter 3: Emma Whitby's Risqué, Daring, Risky Dare by Good_Witch

Chapter 4: Those Voices by Sinbad

Chapter 5: Tintinnabulation by Pookah

Chapter 6: The Ways of Slytherin by rdholmantx

Chapter 7: Bernise’s Giggle Fit by beaweasley2

Chapter 8: Snacking with Snape by themistresssnape

Chapter 9: Sympathy and Sarcasm by Angel Mischa

Chapter 10: Margarite’s Turn by Livvy

Chapter 11: Forehead Graffiti by Southern_Witch_69

Chapter 12: Margaret Pritchard Pulls It Off by CharmedForce

Chapter 13: Fern's Midnight Stroll by cocoachristy

Chapter 14: Domina’s Tale by Ladyofthemasque

Chapter 15: Wooed Awakening by pookah

Chapter 16: School Uniform Has A Multitude Of Uses by madamsnape/JTBJAB

Chapter 17: A Very Thin Line by Livvy

Chapter 18: Angharad's Risky Business by Peppermint

Chapter 19: Beatrise’s Sexy Snape T-shirts by beaweasley2

Chapter 20: Bouncing Baby Snape by themistresssnape

Chapter 21: Tea at Madam Puddifoot’s by Subversa

Chapter 22: A Surprise From Someone Else by beaweasley2

Chapter 23: Love Makes the World Go Round by Sinbad

Chapter 24: Snape-In-The-Box by madamsnape

Chapter 25: Daddy’s Little Princess by Shug

Chapter 26: Sandy Claws by Silverdoe

Chapter 27: The Last Dare of the Game by themistresssnape and beaweasley2


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The Girls of Hogwarts

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The cast:

The twins, Beatrise and Bernise Bedsworth – (G) by beaweasley2

Carlie (like car-lee) Cohen – (S) by The Mistress Snape

Emma Whitby – (S) by Good_Witch

Robin Banks – (R) by Sinbad

Vera Sappleton – (H) by Pookah

Catherine P. Smith – (S) by Rdholmantx

Tracie Davis – (H) by Angel Mischa

Margarite Black – (G) by Livvy

Austrina Lamia – (G) by Southern_Witch_69

Sadie Fawcet – (R) by Soulbound

Margaret Pritchford – (S) by Charmed Force

Fern Freebush – (H) by Cocoacchristy

Domina Arcanum – (R) by Ladyofthemasque

Jemima Wilkinson – (S) by Madamsnape

Angharad Marchbanks – (S) by Heather Love

Phyllis Steek – (R) by Subversa

Marianne Brandstone – (H) by Shug

Sally Locke – (G) by Silverdoe

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Reviews for The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild

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salvamea

Will definitely put that film on my to-watch- list.
pity. one of the last pranks.
maybe that is why  we love you soo much!!!
I would have given something to see his face there!

they love him. well, maybe after getting through so much, this lie isn't one after all.

No, I can see her point. rather a furious Snape than speaking in Shakespeare style.
cool idea.

why this following around and reciting the songs?
to check wherer he knew the movie?

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pookah

That was clever of Sally!  She managed to slip in her requirement without him realizing she did it. Or, at least, he didn't react to it if he did realize she manged to slip her prank in. 

She is lucky that Snape didn't think the lyrics of the final song (he's ancient, he's ugly,) were pointed at him!

Thanks for such a funny chapter!

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pookah

Woo hoo!  This was fun!  I'm glad she got through it with only some yelling.  I think that taking a joke the way he just did would be better all around.  (But I wouldn't tell Snape that while he was still angry)Thanks for sharing this!

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thank you so much!  I thought it would be funny if he were just so sick of it all by now that he actually just wanted to get it out of the way so he could go to bed.  LOL  ;)

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pookah

A jack in the box with a face that can change expression and glare or scowl - that's a bit creepy  I love the line that Jemima was feeling a little persecuted.  Think how Snape must be feeling! 

This was a hoot! I'll still grinning about it.

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pookah

This is sooo funny!   I love this teddybear prank.  You've done a great job here!  Thanks so much for taking part in this insanity! 

I can imagine the teddy's head in a jar next class period, or hanging, 'drying' amongst some herbs & flowers.  I sure hope not, though!

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snitchette

Even if she had failed the consequences wouldn't have been that terrible. Some have suffered worse (like Snape for exemple)...

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sunny33

LOL. She got away lightly! :)

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sinbad

Shakes head.  We are evil women lol.

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kimjo2

what a hoot!  loved the cookie line but shouldn't it be a bisket?  thanks

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salvamea

hey, he destroied a piece of art. even comlete with his voice.
The master of dark art, erm magic is tricked by an innocent box.
combining these two dares was very cruel. first the box, and then ask him to smile. my my.
she was right. she did get off well.

This dare-series should be marked. the girls are requested to do so much new and exotic spellwork, they should get a frew good marks for their being inventive and stuidous. *gg*

10/10

snitchette

Poor Sevie. Really girls have a bit of pity on him.

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sunny33

LOL very good!

10/10

beaweasley2

I really like how you had the girls interact in this story. I really loved Snape's reaction! 
Thank you so much for playing along in my round robin, both of your entires were fablous!

10/10

makaem

I'm asssuming Dumbledore has forbidden hexing of students involved in pranks.

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

I think Severus is extremely angry, but not out of control.  He has very good control, how else would he have survived as a spy for so long?Thanks for the read and review!

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Clairvoyant

The image of the teddy bear coming to life conjures Teddy Ruxpin.  Regardless, the thought of a cuddly stuffed animal admonishing Snape is hilarious.  Without the distraction of the bear, it would have been much worse for Robin.  Good combination dare.

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thank you for yor kind words.  I'm glad I made you laugh.

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kimjo2

omg!!!  the image of sev with a teddy in his lap!!!   thanks so much

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Glad you enjoyed!

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salvamea

.Randal Blaine smirked at his friend Thomas Florian, who was laughing heartily at the frightened second-years.

I hope the girsl will not be punished for that, just because he is used to them doing those tricks to him.  Let the boys have their own good time. but not on the back of the girls. HThey must have stared quite a bit, there was a prank and it was none of them involved... news indeed.

with so many cancelled potions classes, how will they ever get through their N. E. W. T. S? just a joke

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salvamea

your Teddy bear scenes were soo phantastic!!really loved it.Being hugged by a toy!! he - who - must - not - be - touched!!but, on the other hand, it was about time that he got a little wrecked again. he had his fun touching and scaring away some of the girls just recently. Then the chant d'amour. in front of all!!!wasn't that Bette Middler? have you a certain connection to this particular song? pray tell me.oh yes, I would have fainted. no doubt. but much much earlier.must have been the potion, that had helped her through, I guess.A very funny chapter! thank you!

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Yes, it was Bette Middler.  As for a connection to the song, well, I had to memorized it for my eighth grade graduation, more years ago than I want to count.  It was the only somewhat mushy song that I remembered the words to, and had some deeper meaning fitting for him. Severus was an unsung hero and I felt that this song fit him.

10/10

snitchette

She's lucky to have taken care of the bear thing first. That way she could avoid the kissing part... A real shame.

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Aww, that was pure luck.  Glad you liked the chapter, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the story.

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beaweasley2

I think you did a great job, doll. It really comes off great! I even pouted over the loss of the beloved teddy bear. I, in a way, hope that somehow she gets the bear back.  Don't be surprised if the little bear returns in the final chapter!  Loved the serenade in the Great Hall. LOL  Thank you so much for playing along in my Round Robin, both of your chapters were so funny. 

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

I would love to see the bear come back.  Perhaps it will be charmed to seek revenge?

10/10

beaweasley2

Wonderful way to pull your dare!  I enjoyed this one very much. Thank you so very much for playing in my Round Robin.

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snitchette

If the boys do it too... Have you already booked a room in the psychatric ward of St Mungo? Because he will need it before the end the term at this rate

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Blaine was the boy interested in Bernise. LOL He saw her card and I supposed did it to impress her. Boys.Nah, Severus Snape faced the Dark Lord and survived, he's made of stronger metal than that. Thank you for reading and the review.bea~

10/10

makaem

I'm really surprised Snape hasn't murdered someone.

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

He has better control than that! Thank you so much for reading and following along,

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

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pookah

Thanks for this amusing chapter!  Of couse, poor Snape doesn't know that it isn't one of the original group of tormentors.  I love the name Petard for a Blast-ended Skrewt!  So funny! 

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thank you very much. Nope, well, with all the pranks going on, it's rather hard to tell. Thank you so much,

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

, for the review. Hugs~bea~

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pookah

poor Phyllis!  Just as well she did not give him a really sexy memory; holding hands with a student is bad enough!  And now he seems to be on to her.  OH, poor lovelorn girl!

Thanks for htis funny chapter

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