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The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild
The Girls of Hogwarts279 Reviews | 4.05/10 (279 Ratings, 0 Likes, 64 Favorites )
What happens when a bunch of girls decide to play Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes, Truth, Dare and Consequences? A lot of mischief, some mayhem, and loads of heart pounding fun – just ask them. The dares all come from the YouTube, ‘101 Ways To Annoy Snape,’ and were written by a double handful of very talented authors. I hope you enjoy this more than Severus Snape did. Well, some of them he didn’t seem to mind – much.
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The Girls of Hogwarts
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The cast:
The twins, Beatrise and Bernise Bedsworth (G) by beaweasley2
Carlie (like car-lee) Cohen (S) by The Mistress Snape
Emma Whitby (S) by Good_Witch
Robin Banks (R) by Sinbad
Vera Sappleton (H) by Pookah
Catherine P. Smith (S) by Rdholmantx
Tracie Davis (H) by Angel Mischa
Margarite Black (G) by Livvy
Austrina Lamia (G) by Southern_Witch_69
Sadie Fawcet (R) by Soulbound
Margaret Pritchford (S) by Charmed Force
Fern Freebush (H) by Cocoacchristy
Domina Arcanum (R) by Ladyofthemasque
Jemima Wilkinson (S) by Madamsnape
Angharad Marchbanks (S) by Heather Love
Phyllis Steek (R) by Subversa
Marianne Brandstone (H) by Shug
Sally Locke (G) by Silverdoe
Reviews for The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild
OMG! How funny! Turn about is fair play. I had to stop myself from laughing aloud and waking up the DH (who went to bed early tonight, leaving me to read a bedtime tale.) Thanks for a good laugh!
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
You're welcome! Glad I could give you a giggle! Yes, I think old Snape is wise to them all and will start dishing back out what he's getting! :)Thanks!Livvy
Love your character's name! I ran accross it a couple of months ago in a book I was reading, and thought I recognised it from the list of character names Beaweasley assembled. :-)
I'm glad Jemima got her naughty note back after all that hard work on it! Thanks for participating in this.
I see you worked the wondercleavage in! :)
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
I find it impossible to write small-breasted characters. It just isn't possible for me :D -peppermint
That is bloody hillarious! LMFAO Has Severus come up with the Wizard version of Xanex??
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
I hope he's come up with something that lets him relax... beer and wizarding vicodin, maybe? Hee Hee :D-peppermint
The first gilr that really is in biig trouble.But she had her share, I would say. The thin line between love and hate.Yes, yes, from today on she will have turned form one side to the other.cool, that peeves was there on cue, hehe.but to use him on a potions project, no. Does he hate him all that much.well, the slytherin house is in trouble because of the state his desk was in. later he got his lover back, and was in better mood, and a little later he learned that this was not true, she is a lesbian, and will never return to him.. this was a prank of on of the girls, and now it is an even greater mess.Well, I think the girl is doomed.The first time he speaks of expelling someone. grrr. But why. is it so horrible to walk on a bed of roses?
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
Snape's had his limit. And actually, Severus knew all along that Sinistra was a lesbian. That was why she was talking with him so friendy about her lover. Snape knew it hadn't been her in the bathroom. But did he know it had been Margarite?Thanks!Livvy
Response from salvamea (Reviewer)
oh! I'm so super-stupid! I would never have guessed that he KNEW!!! sly thing!!
This girl has a great career in front of her.
And the whole class has detention?
uh-oh.
and never get a glance at the paper that" held the answer to life ". the poor students. Well, but there will be some work they can purchase soon enough, I think.
It was good of you to play with your challenge. A nice alteration.
These girls phantasies, tzk tzk... shameless.... he must boil.
Lords, girl, this is a good one. You really did a good job pulling off the dares. Sinistra's really going to have a bit of explaining to do, but Snape's smart - he'll figure it out. LOLThank you so much for playing along in my robin.
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
Oh, no. Snape knew that wasn't Sinistra because as Austrina said, Snape and Sinistra were talking about Sinistra's relationship with her girlfriend. So Snape KNEW that wasn't Sinistra. Now did he know it was Margarite? Hmmm...Thanks! Actually this was quite fun once I got the hang of it all. It was nice to try and stretch my comedic muscles :)Livvy
Does she still have some hair and Polyjuice? :)
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
LOL!!! I don't think Margarite will be able to look at Polyjuice Potion for a long time!Thanks,Livvy
a hoot! thanks
Wow That's NEWS. I'm so excited to discover what will happen to poor (or should I say lucky) Vera. (I'll take her place whenever she wants)
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
I will let you all know what happens next when I figure it out! Oddly, several people seem eager to trade palces with Vera. Thanks for reviewing! I am thrilled you like this. -pookah
good for severus!! poor thing, tho...i know any number who'd trade places with her. thanks so much
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
Thank you for reading and reviewing. I am delighted to have entertained you.-Pookah
bravo!!!bravissimo!!this made my heart stop at several scenes.wow!she was so gobsmacked when Snape moved to her and accepted her offer. and all the comments while they pass by the student-tables. "If she does marry Professor Snape, at least she’ll be able to obtain a nice untraceable poison for Fred and George Weasley,"he hears it all. he lets her roast in hell all the time."That may be a good wedding present for you, my dear: poison for those imps."And all the other teachers play along with him. hey, they all seem to enjoy their diabolic counter-game like it were April fool day. They must like Snape after all.mymy. but threatening with the Dementors .That at least he understood was a no-go.But what is this:"Miss Sappleton is my choice," he said to his students. "I have knownher for years, and she is well worthy to be the consort of a king, letalone the successor of Salazar Slytherin."A truely royal speech, indeed. If he weren't a slytherin. but he is actually talking TO his Slytherins!! And he is defending her. nice.Top of it all is the story with the "true eye" cool, how you web the stories together.But poor Vera is doomed. Do you really suggest he believes in the prophecy and regards her as his predestined wife. ??I am sooo eager to find out how this ends!!!!Very many thanks for this wonderful chapter!!!
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
Thank you for such a lovely review! I am so happy you liked it! Yes, teacher solidarity kicked in, even if some of them aren’t particularly fond of Snape, and they all rallied ‘round him. It serves the pranksters right, and none of the teachers wants to be the next victim! (Of course, Trelawney, who wasn’t there, doesn’t know it’s a joke…and that opens up a new can of worms.) Snape seized the moment, thinking that the speech in her defense would make the betrothal seem more realistic to Vera and his other tormentors. At the same time, it was the truth; he insists on his Slytherins behaving properly, and he does have a high opinion of Vera. Charmed Force’s brilliant chapter was published and it tied in with mine so well, I HAD to add a little bit about Snape’s reactions to Trelawney ‘prophecy.’ I like to think that Snape intended only to tease the girls for a while and then to release Vera, but now he is damn certain that he isn’t going to marry Trelwaney, and he sees Vera as an alternate way of interpreting the prophecy. (Not that he intends to marry anyone if he can help it!) Of course, when Snape talks about the True Eye and looks significantly at Dumbledore, poor Dumbledore has no idea what he means. I am happy that you are interested in Vera’s future. I intend to write a continuation of this chapter as a separate tale. It is too silly to leave alone. I think some of my fellow round-robiners are also going to write continuations, so it’ll be interesting to see the alternate tales spawned from this.
Response from salvamea (Reviewer)
As much fun as it is to read your chapters, as much fun is your response. I will look out for your seperate tale!!Yes, of course, the teachers see their chance to turn the tables.And who knows, now that Vera is in his mind, he will watch her closer. So, many things are possible...
Ha!!! I love this round-robin. Great Job to all the authors - please continue
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
Thank you for readng and reviewing. So glad you are enjoying this! I certainly enjoyed writing my contribution.
-Pookah
Poor Vera, she doesn't really want to marry him, but i would take her place in a heartbeat... although i don't think my husband would appreciate that... lol. can't wait for the next installment!
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
Thanks for reviewing! very funny. I am delighted that you are enjoying this wonderful round-robin.
-Pookah
I think Vera was snookered! :)
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
She should have listened to her mother and not played Truth or Dare! Thank you for reviewing!
Oh, I love how you mixed my chapter in there. Yay! This was very entertaining and exciting... I was on edge waiting to see where you took it.
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
I had finished my chapter and was on the verge of sending it in, when yours was publised. I was so delighted. I had already written Trelawney telling Vera that she (Trewlawny) would do her best to win Snape's affection for herself. so all I had to do was add a few references to your chapter, and it was even funnier! thanks so much! I am thrilled that you approve. I was concerned you mightn't like it.
-Pookah
this time the dare was very unconvenient for the one who has to fulfill it. And less irritating for the target, poor Snape.
But the last paragraph on the blue card makes up for Dominas efforts, when she maganges to do it till the end of the year, which she will. for sure.
A blue card. It made my heart stop! And the consequences! Unbearable!!
the twins are as evil to the girls as to their target poor Snape. sometimes.
I' so glad she found a way round by wearing bits and pieces. That is going to be a very very nice date.
I don't know if I should be sorry or happy for them. But they will deserve their punishment for tormenting poor Snape like that.
Very inventive, dear. I absolutely loved Snape's rant "This has something to do with your plot to drive me mad, doesn’t it?” Oh, good lord, you've got him guessing! Loved it. Thank you so much for agreeing to be in my round robin and playing along. I am so glad that you have. Hugs~
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
Makes me just want to cuddlehug him... *happysigh...dodges a few hexes, hugs him again anyway*~Lotm
i must admit the idea of a weasley sandwich is not unappealing. by the way, do we get to vote on which story we get to see continued? great stuff! thanks so much
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
Lol, as far as I know...no. Which is a good thing, since I'm falling behind on my current project, a collection of erotically revised fairy tales (due to be released April 2010).Besides, I'm a diehard SS/HG'er.~Lotm
At least she'll be well rewarded for her suffering.
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
Twice as much fun, to be sure...~Lotm
I love that you have given us background information about Domina, (not to mention the stuff about the armour and the dress) So well written!
Very funny, very clever. Thanks for participating in this fun.
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
You're most welcome! I'm glad we're entertaining everyone so thoroughly.~Lotmaka Ladyofthemasqueaka Domina X. Arcanum
Twin love slaves, you say? That is most definitely worth a bit of discomfort!! Snape is rather determined here. I wonder how his resolve will fair???
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
Well, I will admit Domina is sort of my Mary Sue self projected into the story (only without the sparkly eyes and unusual hair and oh-so-perfect perfectness...pardon me whilst I gag...), so the thing about twin male lurve-slaves is *cough* definitely a personal fantasy... (Oh, come on--admit it's one of yours, too!) But I couldn't help writing Snape as smart enough to figure out at least part of what is going on, and writing him as determined to prevail with his sanity mostly intact. Poor man.~Lotm(It's a good thing this is just a series of stories. I understand Professor Granger-Snape would be rather upset if we tortured her husband like this in reality.)(...Particularly if she couldn't get her own shots in...)
Some men are so silly about women's periods. But that worked to Fern's advantage! He apparently wanted to get her out of his presence, A.S.A.P. Thanks for sharing this funny tale.
:) I LOVE this chapter.
Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)
Thanks!*hugs*~Lotm