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The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild

1: The Slumber Party

2: Desperate for Detention by The Mistress Snape

3: Emma Whitby's Risqué, Daring, Risky Dare by Good_Witch

4: Those Voices by Sinbad

5: Tintinnabulation by Pookah

6: The Ways of Slytherin by rdholmantx

7: Bernise’s Giggle Fit by beaweasley2

8: Snacking with Snape by themistresssnape

9: Sympathy and Sarcasm by Angel Mischa

10: Margarite’s Turn by Livvy

11: Forehead Graffiti by Southern_Witch_69

12: Margaret Pritchard Pulls It Off by CharmedForce

13: Fern's Midnight Stroll by cocoachristy

14: Domina’s Tale by Ladyofthemasque

15: Wooed Awakening by pookah

16: School Uniform Has A Multitude Of Uses by madamsnape/JTBJAB

17: A Very Thin Line by Livvy

18: Angharad's Risky Business by Peppermint

19: Beatrise’s Sexy Snape T-shirts by beaweasley2

20: Bouncing Baby Snape by themistresssnape

21: Tea at Madam Puddifoot’s by Subversa

22: A Surprise From Someone Else by beaweasley2

23: Love Makes the World Go Round by Sinbad

24: Snape-In-The-Box by madamsnape

25: Daddy’s Little Princess by Shug

26: Sandy Claws by Silverdoe

27: The Last Dare of the Game by themistresssnape and beaweasley2

The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild

The Girls of Hogwarts

279 Reviews   |   279 Ratings, 0 Likes, 64 Favorites )

Humor General Hogwarts Castle 66,844 Words 27 Chapters Complete
Original Character Severus Snape Rubeus Hagrid

What happens when a bunch of girls decide to play Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes, Truth, Dare and Consequences? A lot of mischief, some mayhem, and loads of heart pounding fun – just ask them. The dares all come from the YouTube, ‘101 Ways To Annoy Snape,’ and were written by a double handful of very talented authors. I hope you enjoy this more than Severus Snape did. Well, some of them he didn’t seem to mind – much.

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Chapters (27)

Chapter 1: The Slumber Party

Chapter 2: Desperate for Detention by The Mistress Snape

Chapter 3: Emma Whitby's Risqué, Daring, Risky Dare by Good_Witch

Chapter 4: Those Voices by Sinbad

Chapter 5: Tintinnabulation by Pookah

Chapter 6: The Ways of Slytherin by rdholmantx

Chapter 7: Bernise’s Giggle Fit by beaweasley2

Chapter 8: Snacking with Snape by themistresssnape

Chapter 9: Sympathy and Sarcasm by Angel Mischa

Chapter 10: Margarite’s Turn by Livvy

Chapter 11: Forehead Graffiti by Southern_Witch_69

Chapter 12: Margaret Pritchard Pulls It Off by CharmedForce

Chapter 13: Fern's Midnight Stroll by cocoachristy

Chapter 14: Domina’s Tale by Ladyofthemasque

Chapter 15: Wooed Awakening by pookah

Chapter 16: School Uniform Has A Multitude Of Uses by madamsnape/JTBJAB

Chapter 17: A Very Thin Line by Livvy

Chapter 18: Angharad's Risky Business by Peppermint

Chapter 19: Beatrise’s Sexy Snape T-shirts by beaweasley2

Chapter 20: Bouncing Baby Snape by themistresssnape

Chapter 21: Tea at Madam Puddifoot’s by Subversa

Chapter 22: A Surprise From Someone Else by beaweasley2

Chapter 23: Love Makes the World Go Round by Sinbad

Chapter 24: Snape-In-The-Box by madamsnape

Chapter 25: Daddy’s Little Princess by Shug

Chapter 26: Sandy Claws by Silverdoe

Chapter 27: The Last Dare of the Game by themistresssnape and beaweasley2


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The cast:

The twins, Beatrise and Bernise Bedsworth – (G) by beaweasley2

Carlie (like car-lee) Cohen – (S) by The Mistress Snape

Emma Whitby – (S) by Good_Witch

Robin Banks – (R) by Sinbad

Vera Sappleton – (H) by Pookah

Catherine P. Smith – (S) by Rdholmantx

Tracie Davis – (H) by Angel Mischa

Margarite Black – (G) by Livvy

Austrina Lamia – (G) by Southern_Witch_69

Sadie Fawcet – (R) by Soulbound

Margaret Pritchford – (S) by Charmed Force

Fern Freebush – (H) by Cocoacchristy

Domina Arcanum – (R) by Ladyofthemasque

Jemima Wilkinson – (S) by Madamsnape

Angharad Marchbanks – (S) by Heather Love

Phyllis Steek – (R) by Subversa

Marianne Brandstone – (H) by Shug

Sally Locke – (G) by Silverdoe

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timestep

Oh, she was so lucky that Snape has become so frustrated with everything. He's so docile when he reaches the middle of the rope (because I don't believe for a minute that he's docile when he reaches the end - LOL).

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

I dread the end....No wait, I don't! That'll be the best part!~The Mistress

10/10

beaweasley2

Oh, my lords, that was funny!  Having him storm ou tthe side door to escape her was hilarious!  Good job. Thank you so much for pitching in and playing along.

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

I love it! Thanks for pulling me into this hilarious whirlwind! ~The Mistress

10/10

pickles

Oh this is brilliant.My husband would love to be a part of the storytelling.Waiting for more.What would be funny to is when he finds out what is going on but instead of confronting them on the subject he plays a few pranks himself.My hubby would be great at that.

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

MARIA! Did you hear that? We should SO do it!~The Mistress

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rhiannon113

I'm a little sad that he didn't become more angry, but I suppose with all that he's been through lately, there is only so much reaction he can have. LOLSo funny!!

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

He'll probably blow a gasket by the end of this. Trust me. ~The Mistress

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kallonista

"What is wrong with you girls lately?"

This had me ROTFL! I think this would have had just as much potential for funny if she had failed and had to sing...

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

I didn't have the guts to write a failure. I didn't think I could do it justice, but thanks! ~The Mistress

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kimjo2

she did it perfectly!  especially the crack about hermione!  wonderful update.  thanks

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thanks for reading! I couldn't help but toss Miss Granger in there. ~The Mistress

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sunny33

And McGonagall just laughed? LOL! :)

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Of course? What's she gonna do? Expell Carlie for giving Snape a hard time? He he. ~The Mistress

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sunny33

Bet he wouldn't have made her imitate his voice if her knew they liked it so much! :)

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

LOL No, but imagne having to attend lessons sounding like Severus Snape and the gigles, snickers, and comments of the other students - especially the Slytherins! Snape knew just what he was doing - making her suffer the rest of the afternoon, and she has to be careful of what she says! The Slytherins will tell if she misuses his voice. Only in the RoR will she be safe to enjoy having his voice! I loved how Salvamea put it: Snape reacted really snape-ish. first ignore, give detention, and then essays to write, reducing house-points, then trap her and let out his frustration by letting her "drink" his voice and live with this curse (or feast for the ears for the others) for the rest of the day.  the  full repertoire!

10/10

debjunk

Can she come over and read to me too?  I'll never tell!

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Oh don't I wish! If I could actually do this imagine how much $$bank$$ I'd make!Thank you for the review.

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kimjo2

great fun!  i can so relate to the poor girl...the only time i was talked into joking up in class i was so miserable!  by the by what is taking the mickey?   thanks so much

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thank you very much. I had fun writing it. I never had to joke up in class, I was the quiet type myself. Taking the mickey = making fun of. Got it off a Brit slang site. Thank you for the review.beaweasley2

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salvamea

Yes! I absolutely agree with the girls!!!they will never have this chance again:  - "To hear what he’d sound like if he were being         ......charming,   romantic – humorous!”  - Professor Snape giving compliments or telling jokes!”  -  reciting one of Shakespeare’s sonnetsoh no! one of the ravenclaw boys knows about the prank play? what will he make of this knowledge. if he is cleve he can count 2 and 2 together...the same with Snape. he can not be fooled for long now, can he? uh -oh.great scott I felt so much with the poor girl. She really had  a hard time for her facial muscles. and concentrating on his words, his scowls and the required answers and reactions. that was a real drama school test, wasn't it?If not, she could apply for a place there, she would do wonderfully there.Snape reacted really snape-ish. first ignore, give detention and essays to write, reducing house-points, then trap her and let out his frustration by letting her "drink" his voice and live with this curse (or feast for the ears for the others) for the rest of the day.  the  full repertoire, I would say. so many wonderful ideas you interlaced here. And I would say, it was better to stand through this, than being half-transformed into a tree for a long time. Interesting consequence you chose here.I feel with Phyllis. what else. I would very much like to be a fly on the wall of the room of requirements on that particular recitation evening. yes!

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Nope, she can say anything and it will be Snape's voice. Dunno about Randal, but yes, Snape will figure this out eventually. BUt whether he does or not in in the hands of my fellow coconspirators now! LOL

Wow, Thank you on the compliments. I'm so glad that you like how I wrote how Snape handled the situation. Yes, he kind of covered the gambit there.

Oh, and if you're around, I'm sure the girls would let you in to hear Snape's rendition of Byron, Keats or sonnets! LOL

Thank you so much for the review. I enjoyed it.

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snitchette

Poetry by Snape's voice. Mmmmm. I can't wait. This was very funny and excellently written.Could I ask you a question. What does "taking the Mickey" mean? I've never encountered that expression before and I'm clueless, even with the rest of the phrase aorund.

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thank you very much. Taking the mickey = making fun of. I got it from a Brit slang site. It was also in my Raincoast publishing copy of the HP series. Ron used the word in GoF in regards to why Hermione wouldn't tell them who'd asked her to the Yule Ball.Thank you for the review.beaweasley2

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pookah

If I write a good review, do I get a cookie?    Actually the cookie is your chapter, which was a wonderful pick-me-up tonight.  Very funny!  Thanks for organizing this round-robin, and inviting me to participate!  and for writing this very funny chapter.

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Yes! Of course it will be a virtual cookie not an actual chocolate chip one. Sorry.You are most welcome. So far it's been really fun doing this, the girls are all doing a fantastic job and I think everyone is having fun! Thank you for the review, and yes, you get a cookie!beaweasley2

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pookah

brilliant!  how wonderfullly she's pulled it off, without getting into one bit of trouble.  he probably is even grateful for the warning.  Appalled, but grateful.

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

He he. The joys of being a Slytherin...~The Mistress

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HermioneJeanSnape

Ooh, sonnet 130! Its on youtube...yumyum...I'm with Phyllis!

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

LOL Yes, his voice is so dreammy! Ahhhh.  Thank you for the review! I'm gonna go see that U-tube agian!beaweasley2

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rhiannon113

That was extremely funny! I'm beginning to hope one of you will write a follow-up chapter that tells Snape's views on the strange occurances. hillarious!

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thank you very much! It was a hoot to write. Oh, we plan on having a good ending!  But there's still loads more fun to go!Thank you for the review.beaweasley2

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pookah

I really enjoyed this!  Thanks for being a part of this fun party.  It is a bit like an internet party, with so many people involved.  I really enjoyed this chapter.  You must be proud of your imaginative and clever son, (and your imaginative and clever self!)

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

I am very proud of my son, even if he thinks I'm a lunatic.  Thanks for the review, I'm so happy you enjoyed this.     

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pookah

I am catching up on this.  Your chapter was very funny.  I didn't expect a naughty Snape, but then, we have no proof he's actually naughty, do we?  Perhaps Miss Emma will be picking toads for her detention.  Wouldn't that be a surprise for her!Delightful chapter.  Good job!

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

LOL  Perhaps he <i>is</i> wicked enough to turn the tables on her again.  The world may never know...  *snerk*  Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks so much for reviewing!  :)

10/10

pickles

I practically laughed myself out of my chair.I think I would like a tape of Severus reading from the literary wonders of the world.Where can I buy it?

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thank you very much. I hope you didn't get hurt though.  Wouldn't that be something to own - Sverus Snape reading on CD! Thank you for the review.beaweasley2

10/10

debjunk

Great prank, pookah.  I think any teacher would be highly frustrated at such a spectacle, but because it's Snape, it's even funnier because you know he's probably in a bad mood already and he's going to fume about it for weeks!

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thank you!  I'm so thrilled that you enjoyed this!  I love the thought of Snape fuming for weeks.  (and he'll have plenty to fume about before this is over!)   These girls are very naughty.-Pookah

10/10

pickles

Pookah.Good show.I could just imagine what the students at the school I work at would do...lol

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Than you for your kind review.  I am delighted that you like my chapter.  I really admire teachers.  I always hear such horror stories from them.  -Pookah

10/10

beaweasley2

Nicely done, doll. The clocks going off and making everyone make mistakes -  what a mess! You did great with the dare!

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thank you!  I am delighted that I pleased you since you are the co-ordinator of this round robin. Thanks for inviting me to participate!-Pookah

9/10

sweetflag

Another wonderful chapter with rather difficult prompts... Well done :D

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thank you so much for the review!  I really had fun writing this chapter.  I hope you enjoy the rest of the story.sinbad

10/10

sweetflag

Good to see this one up.

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thank you, dear beta, for all your help!-Pookah

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salvamea

I had just one problem. what if Snape set out detention for the whole class if the misdemenant would not show up and confess. what would have happened then?but detention would  have been worth it.But the rest was great fun to read.And it is a first!!! the first time anybody dared to laugh in front of Severus Snape, wow!!!congratulations!!

Response from The Girls of Hogwarts (Author of The Hogwarts' ‘Girls’ Night’ Slumber Party Gone Wild)

Thank you.  I'm thrilled by your review.  You are right! Snape should  have thought of that.  I guess his brains were befuddled by 'the tintinnabulation of the bells!'-Pookah

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