Smut

Stewed, Screwed and Tattooed

by Merrymoll

Severus Snape was discovered to be a spy by Voldemort shortly after his resurrection, and was saved by a dissolutioned Lucius Malfoy. Now joint No.1 on Voldie's shit list, they're stuck at Hogwarts and bored out of their skulls. During a maudlin drinking session, they decide to try to get rid of their Dark Marks. Snape has confiscated a tattooist's business card form one of his Muggleborn students - and, completely smashed, they decide to get a tattoo to cover up the Marks and apparate to muggle Glasgow, into the parlour where Cat Duncan, the owner of the business card, works.
All poor Cat wants to do is get a mocha and go home, now she's got two drunk wizards on her hands. Fortunately, Cat knows about wizards as the student Snape took the card from is her little brother. Unfortunately, something has begun to block all forms of magical transport, and it's up to Cat to try and get Snape and Malfoy back to Hogwarts as quickly and secretly as possible, without Voldemort finding out...

4,384 Words,  Started 03/05/2010,  Updated 03/05/2010

Chains

by LiteraryBeauty

Remus and Severus have an understanding. They give each other what they need most. But things are never that simple, especially when the other Marauders are involved.

5,991 Words,  Started 08/28/2009,  Completed 08/28/2009

Under the Sea

by Celisnebula

Something unexpected happens beneath the waves of lake.

*Warning, contains squid sex*

1,454 Words,  Started 12/29/2005,  Completed 12/29/2005

It's the Thought That Counts

by Mugglegirl0908

Severus tries to surprise Remus for his birthday, but it doesn?t quite go according to plan. Established relationship. Post-war and post-HBP.

2,356 Words,  Started 03/05/2006,  Completed 03/05/2006

Snape's Adventures in La La Land

by broomclosetravenclaw

Snape gets a makeover. Response to the Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge.

2,549 Words,  Started 03/07/2006,  Completed 03/07/2006

The Next Best Thing?

by Keppiehed

After an encounter in the library, Harry shows why he was nearly sorted in Slytherin.

501 Words,  Started 04/27/2010,  Completed 04/27/2010

Lucky Charms

by Clairvoyant

Ron's breakfast cereal is magically delicious in more ways than one. Is there really a (sur)prize in every box?

1,011 Words,  Started 06/04/2010,  Completed 06/04/2010

Give Me Just One Night

by Southern_Witch_69

A little something sweet for the deluded Harry and Hermione fans. Both find peace after a time of loss and war. This is sort of a parody.

5,406 Words,  Started 05/07/2006,  Completed 05/07/2006

A Writer of Fictions

by eilonwy

A new term in a new place brings challenges and surprises.

7,408 Words,  Started 04/17/2009,  Updated 05/04/2009

Stumbling Into Ecstasy

by kittylefish

Tonks helps Luna with the laundry. Written for the June challenge at the ptterpr0nprmpts LiveJournal community.

47 Words,  Started 07/06/2010,  Completed 07/06/2010

Man's Best Friend

by notsosaintly

No, dog is NOT man's best friend.

1,785 Words,  Started 04/04/2005,  Completed 04/14/2005

And Many Happy Returns

by juniperus

Happy Birthday, Severus!

509 Words,  Started 03/02/2009,  Completed 03/02/2009

Solving the Unsolvable Puzzle

by linlawless

Severus helps Hermione cope with her frustrations when she discovers he possesses a talent she only wishes she had. Written for the August 2010 Challenge at the Potter Pr0n Prompts LiveJournal community.

1,097 Words,  Started 09/22/2010,  Completed 09/22/2010

Hagrid and the Hippogriff

by Keppiehed

Hagrid gets more than he bargains for.

1,406 Words,  Started 09/30/2010,  Completed 09/30/2010

Unhappy

by del

Pansy has something to tell Draco.

440 Words,  Started 08/03/2005,  Updated 08/03/2005

Better Than Cookie Dough

by articcat621

Hermione is in the middle of baking when Severus comes home.

972 Words,  Started 01/02/2014,  Completed 01/02/2014

Discipline

by Celisnebula

Deputy Headmaster Snape has to take things into his own hands.

1,064 Words,  Started 10/08/2010,  Completed 10/08/2010

Closer

by metamuse

Fucking with a few extra digits.

3,484 Words,  Started 02/02/2006,  Updated 02/05/2006

Fun With Phones

by Keppiehed

Hermione explains the cell phone to Lucius. He shows her the best way to use it.

2,798 Words,  Started 12/02/2010,  Completed 12/02/2010

O Tannenbalm

by juniperus

Percy finally gets the point. Happy Christmas, Percy.

303 Words,  Started 02/06/2009,  Completed 02/06/2009

Mandrake Love

by Keppiehed

Serving detention, the boys find out there are worse things in the forest than each other. Like a libidinous weed. Naughty hijinks ensue!

3,978 Words,  Started 01/30/2011,  Completed 01/30/2011

Watch, Feel, Love, Heal

by Good_Witch

After years of relying on each other to survive, now the Trio must rely on each other to live.

This is an entry into the Livejournal hp_kinkfest, 2011, responding to a prompt submitted by softobsidian74, plus more inspiration from a prompt submitted by mistress_ashley. The Kinks Showcased: voyeurism/exhibitionism, double penetration

18,344 Words,  Started 02/12/2011,  Completed 02/12/2011

Listening In

by Keppiehed

Harry eavesdrops and hears some interesting things ...

2,424 Words,  Started 02/16/2011,  Completed 02/16/2011

Substitutionary Locomotion

by sunshinefanfics

Winner Multifaceted Round Four - Aphrodisia Severus Snape walks in on Tonks practicing a little substitutionary locomotion in his private bedroom at 12 Grimmauld Place.

6,329 Words,  Started 06/21/2005,  Completed 06/21/2005

Awakening

by broomclosetravenclaw

Snape awakens in the middle of the night looking for Hermione. Three 100-word drabbles.

334 Words,  Started 07/27/2006,  Completed 07/27/2006