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Stewed, Screwed and Tattooed
by Merrymoll
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )Severus Snape was discovered to be a spy by Voldemort shortly after his resurrection, and was saved by a dissolutioned Lucius Malfoy. Now joint No.1 on Voldie's shit list, they're stuck at Hogwarts and bored out of their skulls. During a maudlin drinking session, they decide to try to get rid of their Dark Marks. Snape has confiscated a tattooist's business card form one of his Muggleborn students - and, completely smashed, they decide to get a tattoo to cover up the Marks and apparate to muggle Glasgow, into the parlour where Cat Duncan, the owner of the business card, works.
All poor Cat wants to do is get a mocha and go home, now she's got two drunk wizards on her hands. Fortunately, Cat knows about wizards as the student Snape took the card from is her little brother. Unfortunately, something has begun to block all forms of magical transport, and it's up to Cat to try and get Snape and Malfoy back to Hogwarts as quickly and secretly as possible, without Voldemort finding out...
4,384 Words, Started 03/05/2010, Updated 03/05/2010
Chains
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Remus and Severus have an understanding. They give each other what they need most. But things are never that simple, especially when the other Marauders are involved.
5,991 Words, Started 08/28/2009, Completed 08/28/2009
Under the Sea
by Celisnebula
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Something unexpected happens beneath the waves of lake.
*Warning, contains squid sex*
1,454 Words, Started 12/29/2005, Completed 12/29/2005
It's the Thought That Counts
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Severus tries to surprise Remus for his birthday, but it doesn?t quite go according to plan. Established relationship. Post-war and post-HBP.
2,356 Words, Started 03/05/2006, Completed 03/05/2006
Snape's Adventures in La La Land
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )Snape gets a makeover. Response to the Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge.
2,549 Words, Started 03/07/2006, Completed 03/07/2006
The Next Best Thing?
by Keppiehed
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )After an encounter in the library, Harry shows why he was nearly sorted in Slytherin.
501 Words, Started 04/27/2010, Completed 04/27/2010
Lucky Charms
by Clairvoyant
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Ron's breakfast cereal is magically delicious in more ways than one. Is there really a (sur)prize in every box?
1,011 Words, Started 06/04/2010, Completed 06/04/2010
Give Me Just One Night
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )A little something sweet for the deluded Harry and Hermione fans. Both find peace after a time of loss and war. This is sort of a parody.
5,406 Words, Started 05/07/2006, Completed 05/07/2006
Stumbling Into Ecstasy
by kittylefish
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Tonks helps Luna with the laundry. Written for the June challenge at the ptterpr0nprmpts LiveJournal community.
47 Words, Started 07/06/2010, Completed 07/06/2010
Man's Best Friend
by notsosaintly
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )No, dog is NOT man's best friend.
1,785 Words, Started 04/04/2005, Completed 04/14/2005
And Many Happy Returns
by juniperus
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Happy Birthday, Severus!
509 Words, Started 03/02/2009, Completed 03/02/2009
Solving the Unsolvable Puzzle
by linlawless
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Severus helps Hermione cope with her frustrations when she discovers he possesses a talent she only wishes she had. Written for the August 2010 Challenge at the Potter Pr0n Prompts LiveJournal community.
1,097 Words, Started 09/22/2010, Completed 09/22/2010
Hagrid and the Hippogriff
by Keppiehed
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Hagrid gets more than he bargains for.
1,406 Words, Started 09/30/2010, Completed 09/30/2010
Better Than Cookie Dough
by articcat621
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Hermione is in the middle of baking when Severus comes home.
972 Words, Started 01/02/2014, Completed 01/02/2014
Discipline
by Celisnebula
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Deputy Headmaster Snape has to take things into his own hands.
1,064 Words, Started 10/08/2010, Completed 10/08/2010
Fun With Phones
by Keppiehed
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Hermione explains the cell phone to Lucius. He shows her the best way to use it.
2,798 Words, Started 12/02/2010, Completed 12/02/2010
O Tannenbalm
by juniperus
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Percy finally gets the point. Happy Christmas, Percy.
303 Words, Started 02/06/2009, Completed 02/06/2009
Mandrake Love
by Keppiehed
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Serving detention, the boys find out there are worse things in the forest than each other. Like a libidinous weed. Naughty hijinks ensue!
3,978 Words, Started 01/30/2011, Completed 01/30/2011
Watch, Feel, Love, Heal
by Good_Witch
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )After years of relying on each other to survive, now the Trio must rely on each other to live.
This is an entry into the Livejournal hp_kinkfest, 2011, responding to a prompt submitted by softobsidian74, plus more inspiration from a prompt submitted by mistress_ashley. The Kinks Showcased: voyeurism/exhibitionism, double penetration
18,344 Words, Started 02/12/2011, Completed 02/12/2011
Listening In
by Keppiehed
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Harry eavesdrops and hears some interesting things ...
2,424 Words, Started 02/16/2011, Completed 02/16/2011
Substitutionary Locomotion
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 24 Favorites )Winner Multifaceted Round Four - Aphrodisia Severus Snape walks in on Tonks practicing a little substitutionary locomotion in his private bedroom at 12 Grimmauld Place.
6,329 Words, Started 06/21/2005, Completed 06/21/2005
Awakening
6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )Snape awakens in the middle of the night looking for Hermione. Three 100-word drabbles.
334 Words, Started 07/27/2006, Completed 07/27/2006