Hagrid and the Hippogriff
Keppiehed6 Reviews | 8.0/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )
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Ok, I did read this previously, and let you know what I think, but let it be said that you are not the one who is messed up and demented. It is clearly all Buckbeak. I'm sure this freaked people out a bit, but I thought it was humerous. And when you think about it, it could have been a whole lot worse. What if Hagrid had liked it? It could have been a chapter story in that case. First Buckbeak, then Fang. Of course it would have to end with Aragog because you don't come out of that one unscathed *falls over dead thinking about it*
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Hagrid and the Hippogriff)
OMG! I have to tell you that the moment is here! You have come over to the dark side at last. We need to collaborate now. Totally. Can you imagine? It would be fantastical. Let's do it. I love the way your mind works! An muliti-chaptered bestiality dub-con story. *shakes head in wonder* You're a genius!
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Okay ... now I'm really queasy, but amused at the same time ... which makes me even more queasy!
Hagrid ... a Giant of a cumrag, a rumpled Kleenex of Flesh matted with Hippogriff sauce.
Pardon me, I have to go puke ...
Author's Response: I am worried about what you think of me now. O.O But in my defense, this is really just getting back to my roots in fandom? After all, when you first met me I was writing snake-snuff! Wait, I meant to say that this was for the CHALLENGEFEST, and they made me do it! Yeah. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! *nods*
Dear Keppiehed.What to say? What to say? What about: "You have some VERY strange thoughts in that mind of yours."I am reminded of a quote made by Rosario Dawson in the Kevin Smith movie "Clerks II". Dawson, the somewhat unwilling witness to a display of "interspecies erotica", can think of nothing else to say than "it's disgusting, but at the same time, I can't look away." Right now I know how she felt.In case I haven't made myself clear, let me just say this.I really like these little stories of yours, so keep writing, please ...
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Hagrid and the Hippogriff)
OMG, I wasn't actually sure until the last line if you were appalled and completely squicked. *WHEW* Dodged a bullet. In that case, I shall plaster on a huge grin. I am so glad you liked it. I have no idea why I come up with this stuff. It's so embarrassing, but as long as we're in it together, then it can't be too bad, right? ;) Thanks for having the nerve to read it, and for your review, which mdae me smile!
I don't see the big deal. I rather liked the story,,,it was funny.
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Hagrid and the Hippogriff)
LOL! I'm glad you took it that way! I rather wrote it with a bit of a wink, but I wasn't sure if people would like it or not. ;)Thanks so much for daring to read it and comment!
Eww! I usually like you writings but this one is a bit disgusting. I'm sorry.
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Hagrid and the Hippogriff)
It was disgusting, I will agree with you on that. Sorry to squick you! I hope I had a bunch of warnings up there about it. I am also writing one about Ollivander that I hope won't squick you. No animals involved, but it's ... Ollivander! *laughs* That's enough to do it for me! Don't worry, almost time for a Snape to come around and save the day with an angsty drabble!
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
YES for a Snapey !!! And I did read the warnings, just I decided to take the risk.
I wish I was Snape and could use Legilimency to work out just what other bizarre things are breeding in the recesses of your brain... And don't try and tell me they made you do it, I've used that excuse too many times myself! :P
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Hagrid and the Hippogriff)
Um, I think you caught me out! *laughs* I took the Hagrid/Buckbeak prompt happily over a Weasley fluff one! The very first story I ever read in fanfic was a Buckbeak/Hagrid that scarred me, and I think it was responsible for twisting my mind a little bit. I guess this was sort of a homage? And I never rule out any weird pairing after I took up Ron/Trelawney! ;)