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Be My Valentine, Professor Snape
by Ms_Figg
65 Ratings, 0 Likes, 100 Favorites )An inebriated twenty-seven year old Hermione gets it into her head after a little too much spiked punch left over from a Valentine's Day Ball she helped chaperone at Hogwarts, that Professor Snape is in dire need of a valentine of his own. Does he now? A short holiday pwp.
11,823 Words, Started 06/07/2008, Completed 06/20/2008
Ruffled Fathers and a Lot of Grousing: Harry and Draco’s Halloween
by dracontia
65 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )Can two divorcees, having been costumed against their will by their offspring, both attend a Halloween party without driving each other crazy? Let’s hope not.
32,297 Words, Started 11/01/2008, Completed 12/15/2008
It’s a Wonderful Life, He Hopes
by pokeystar
65 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )A series of Christmastime drabblish vignettes, in the life of Draco & Hermione.
Draco ponders choices...
11,162 Words, Started 01/27/2008, Updated 12/27/2013
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
by Mama Weasley
64 Ratings, 0 Likes, 80 Favorites )All eligible witches and wizards are required to adopt a child. Forced to make hasty decisions, several people choose children who will change their outlook on life forever. Response to the Adoption Act Challenge on WIKTT. SSHG
17,652 Words, Started 11/20/2005, Updated 04/19/2007
Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s
by goat of abe
63 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Did you ever wonder what happens behind the scenes at Hogwarts?
6,110 Words, Started 01/01/2011, Updated 02/17/2011
Advice (a Series of Parodies)
by Cat Feral
62 Ratings, 0 Likes, 28 Favorites )Each of J.K. Rowling's beloved characters puts his or her own spin on the famous "Wear sunscreen" column. We begin with Harry.
13,972 Words, Started 01/07/2006, Updated 11/02/2006
Observing the Obvious
62 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Hermione accidentally walks in on Professor Snape.
647 Words, Started 12/17/2010, Completed 02/05/2013
In the Pursuit of Knowledge
by Fervesco
62 Ratings, 0 Likes, 73 Favorites )In desperate need of some answers, Hermione sets out on her own course of study.
4,696 Words, Started 12/04/2007, Updated 12/06/2007
Wrong Bettor
by TeaOli
62 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )There’s no such thing as Fate. The simplest acts can take you places you’d never predict. If life is like a game of craps, wrong bettors wager against the roll. Inspired by Wildcat’s Star Trek fic “A Roll of the Dice.” Written and posted with permission.
37,697 Words, Started 10/08/2011, Completed 04/08/2012
The Only Constant
61 Ratings, 0 Likes, 52 Favorites )Sequel to Some Things Change.
A year after the triad marries, they find life together is not exactly simple. Things are still changing--but is it for the better? Draco's feelings for his father are intensifying, and what Lucius wants is complicated, too. How will they make it together without falling apart?
43,808 Words, Started 12/09/2009, Completed 03/16/2010
Furry Matchmaking
by septentrion
61 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )Crookshanks is not pleased with his mistress? choice of partner, and decides to take things in his own paws.
5,820 Words, Started 12/05/2006, Completed 12/25/2006
Hogsmeade Halloween Moste-In-The-Spirit Competition
by beaweasley2
60 Ratings, 0 Likes, 27 Favorites )Little Bella gets to decorate her home, with some expert help, while Daddy’s at Hogwarts, running things, and Mummy is at the Ministry. Guess letting George babysit the day of Halloween wasn’t such a good idea!
8,106 Words, Started 10/13/2008, Updated 11/01/2010
Cinderella Man
by Savva
60 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Some wizards don't get a second chance. Severus Snape isn't blowing his.
17,129 Words, Started 03/05/2013, Completed 08/22/2013
Rhyme and Reason
by DawnEB
59 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )Very loosely based on Ladyofthemasque's 'Lost in a Book' challenge. Severus and Hermione have problems with a book in the Restricted Section. Will they ever get together and get home? Brief appearances by a number of HP characters, and a suggestion of slash. Rating for safety, nothing too graphic
6,998 Words, Started 11/28/2005, Completed 12/01/2005
Death Among Friends
by silverdoe
59 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Harry receives a letter from his aunt informing him of a death in the family. It is his first time out in public since the Final Battle. Who comes to see him? How do his relatives react?
8,817 Words, Started 09/10/2008, Completed 10/17/2008
The Devil is in the Details
58 Ratings, 0 Likes, 75 Favorites )Hermione learns that the Ministry is serious about its fine print and Draco and Severus find themselves dueling for a prize neither wants. Marriage Law, sort of.
8,673 Words, Started 01/15/2008, Completed 01/15/2008
Conspiracy Theory
by ubiquirk
58 Ratings, 0 Likes, 61 Favorites )Working as the Ministry’s new Keeper of Records turns out to be not quite what Hermione Granger had in mind. It’s … well, dull, dull, boring, and possibly – no, very definitely – dull. She has a mountain of information at her fingertips – a log of everything officially recorded in the Wizarding world – and most of it’s, yes, dull. Then one day, a filing cabinet sticks, and her busy brain notices the smallest clue, one that will have her and Severus Snape struggling to uncover a conspiracy that, if true, will tarnish the Wizarding world’s golden post-war view of itself forever.
26,362 Words, Started 06/01/2009, Completed 06/17/2009
The Hermann Chronicles
by Fairfield
58 Ratings, 0 Likes, 22 Favorites )This tale is for readers interested in adventures and perspectives that a canon character could not reasonably have.
Is the House Cup a rigged game? Is Hermione Granger delusional? Is Harry Potter a bad thing? Is the Order of the Phoenix incompetent? Is the need for a hero a sign of society on the verge of collapse? Can an ordinary student betray everyone?
The beta was lisa725 from Perfect Imagination. Lisa corrected the punctuation, offered encouragement, and made several good suggestions. Thank you, Lisa.
99,714 Words, Started 05/28/2006, Completed 11/10/2006
The Resolution Solution
by GinnyW
57 Ratings, 0 Likes, 79 Favorites )A drunk Snape makes a list of New Years resolutions and now has one year to fulfill the entire list or he loses his magic.
19,678 Words, Started 08/07/2006, Updated 01/25/2007
Women on Top
by Maddy Riddle
56 Ratings, 0 Likes, 58 Favorites )After the war, the Wizarding world needs to be rebuilt and wizards need to stand together again. The future demands a new order, and the women are up to that task. SS/HG/LM
18,167 Words, Started 01/24/2007, Completed 07/13/2007
Scampi And Cherry Cream
by chivalric
56 Ratings, 0 Likes, 38 Favorites )After suffering from illness and depression, Snape is finally feeling better and willing to get his life back and his job and maybe have a little fun, too. This is a sequel to "Truffles and Strawberries".
15,275 Words, Started 10/13/2008, Completed 11/09/2008
Plotting With The Potions Professor
by sunny33
55 Ratings, 0 Likes, 134 Favorites )Dumbledore is planning a Yule Ball and running dance lessons. A certain couple is not impressed with the headmaster's ideas and set out to show him a thing or two.
10,056 Words, Started 12/16/2008, Completed 12/16/2008
Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey
by dracontia
55 Ratings, 0 Likes, 69 Favorites )Snape is getting a makeover. Why, you ask? Well, wouldn't you, if offered one by a Fairy God-Jarvey? Inspired by the SexGod!Snape Challenge. (The original Fairy God Jarvey story!)
17,662 Words, Started 03/30/2006, Completed 04/05/2006
Blond and Awkward
55 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )A pool table, a klutz, and a conversation. You only thought you knew Lucius Malfoy.
6,468 Words, Started 01/01/2009, Updated 05/21/2009