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Moments of Insanity
by Losille
164 Ratings, 0 Likes, 129 Favorites )Ten years after the final battle, many things have changed considerably for our favorite witch and wizard. Severus becomes Headmaster of Hogwarts. Hermione has recently acquired Flourish and Blotts with the help of the wealthy Potters. Perchance two bibliophiles could meet and form a relationship over a good read, or will it take Severus' "moment of insanity" to bring them together?
38,391 Words, Started 11/28/2006, Updated 05/25/2008
To Beget an Heir
by GinnyW
161 Ratings, 0 Likes, 154 Favorites )**COMPLETE** Hermione and Severus are both after one thing, money. There is one way that they can both get it. Based on the WIKTT Surrogate Mother Challenge.
96,519 Words, Started 04/11/2005, Completed 03/31/2006
Bad Hair Day
by Minerva
160 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )A chance comment on encountering Severus Snape on a bad hair day leads to mortification (hers), teasing (his) and eventually to Emma, Elizabeth and Simon Granger-Snape.
4,025 Words, Started 04/04/2012, Completed 08/08/2012
Mission Metamorphmagus: Get Hermione Laid IV
by Fervesco
157 Ratings, 0 Likes, 150 Favorites )HG/SS/RL/NT. Let the games continue...
18,243 Words, Started 05/02/2006, Completed 04/25/2008
More than Brushstrokes
by debjunk
157 Ratings, 0 Likes, 20 Favorites )Hermione, as Headmistress, commissions a portrait of Severus Snape. The results are more than she expected.
30,848 Words, Started 10/21/2010, Completed 03/20/2011
Naked Journey
by PlaidPooka
155 Ratings, 1 Like, 286 Favorites )A potion accident causes unusual results.
47,493 Words, Started 05/12/2005, Completed 05/26/2005
Havoc of the Opera
by Roman
154 Ratings, 0 Likes, 44 Favorites )6th year. Dumbledore has a wildly unpopular idea to improve interhouse relationships. Harry improves his relationship with a teacher instead.
95,052 Words, Started 10/03/2007, Completed 01/09/2008
Like Sands Through the Hourglass
152 Ratings, 0 Likes, 147 Favorites )Finding a fictional story based on her life, Hermione is shocked and outraged. Unfortunately, before she can destroy it, she runs into Snape who forces her to let him read it, as he noticed his name on the parchment?s pages.
28,867 Words, Started 04/20/2006, Completed 01/20/2007
Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant
151 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )When Snape needs help with a potion, who does he turn to? Why, Hermione the amazing Potions assistant, of course.
18,963 Words, Started 04/14/2008, Completed 04/21/2008
The Polyjuiced Soul
by neelix
145 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )Severus Snape reluctantly agrees to assist new Potions Professor Granger with a new project, with unexpected consequences.
47,510 Words, Started 08/30/2013, Completed 12/13/2013
Marry a Choice
by averygoodun
144 Ratings, 0 Likes, 208 Favorites )Hermione's week is going from bad to worse when she's forced to make a choice. My take (and slight parody) of the Marriage Law Challenge.
64,364 Words, Started 08/03/2005, Completed 11/26/2005
Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees
by dracontia
143 Ratings, 0 Likes, 101 Favorites )Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) And someone might, just might, be upset enough to demand that the school start teaching where little wizards and witches come from? In response to the Sex Ed Challenge at Potter Place, the wildest parody I can devise that does not involve a Jarvey. AU--oh, so goofily AU!
44,756 Words, Started 07/17/2006, Completed 08/17/2006
Lotions and Potions
by sc010f
143 Ratings, 0 Likes, 124 Favorites )Severus Snape has been dead for years, and Hermione is incensed that Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes could possibly be capitalizing on his name to sell beauty products. Written for Lulabelle72's prompt, "the late Severus Snape presents".
13,502 Words, Started 01/06/2009, Completed 03/04/2009
Selling Snape
by Azrael
134 Ratings, 0 Likes, 86 Favorites )"My name is Hermione Granger and I finished Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in June 1998 with Outstanding passes in all of my subjects. After a comment from my former Potions professor stating that I did not have the disposition to be a successful Potion maker, I have lost my dream job to one Draco Malfoy. To get even I have decided to devote my career to humiliating Professor Severus Snape in public." An oldie - made for the Selling Snape challenge - AU and a bit silly...
16,757 Words, Started 07/12/2008, Updated 11/18/2008
The Fairy God-Jarvey's Apprentice
by dracontia
129 Ratings, 0 Likes, 37 Favorites )Third installment in the 'Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles.' (For the record, I, too, cringe at the pretentiousness of calling them that.) As a Master Fairy God-Jarvey, Regina Fletcher gets an apprentice. However, it's going to take more than two Fairy God-Thingies to rescue Severus' and Hermione's wedding. So, if said thingies needed reinforcements... whom would they deputize?
76,808 Words, Started 11/15/2006, Completed 03/08/2007
The Iago Complex
by Proulxes
129 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )What happens when a new relationship is threatened? A story for HBAR, combining politics, passion and peacock shit.
24,201 Words, Started 09/07/2013, Completed 01/01/2014
Bat Out of Hell
by bleddyn
129 Ratings, 0 Likes, 24 Favorites )Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for?
47,753 Words, Started 03/11/2012, Completed 05/22/2012
The Ghost And Mrs. Krum
by ancientgirl
129 Ratings, 0 Likes, 87 Favorites )Hermione Krum has just lost her husband. She has found a small home for her and young Viktoria Krum. But she soon finds a big surprise shortly after arriving in her new home.
21,221 Words, Started 10/08/2005, Completed 10/22/2005
Charming the Scottish Garden
by MMADfan
126 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )A German Herbology master charms a Scottish garden. Will the gardener also charm a Scottish witch? Opens in Hogsmeade in early 1959. **Part of the "Resolving a Misunderstanding" universe series of stories. Can stand alone.**
112,390 Words, Started 05/22/2010, Updated 02/20/2013
A Practical Approach
124 Ratings, 0 Likes, 155 Favorites )An epidemic of pregnancy after the celebration of Voldemort's demise spurs a mandatory Sex Ed class to be taught at Hogwarts. Heaven help the seventh years.
5,996 Words, Started 07/25/2006, Completed 07/25/2006
Sex Therapy in the Dungeons
122 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )COMPLETED! Severus experiences Erectile Dysfunction. Hermione is a Sex Therapist. Will she be able to cure him?
Nominated for best fic in the 2006 OWL Humour Category.
Now Completed!
74,016 Words, Started 12/08/2006, Completed 06/24/2007
In Time
121 Ratings, 0 Likes, 258 Favorites )A tale of fate versus self-determinism.
38,350 Words, Started 07/27/2008, Completed 07/28/2008
Like the Muggles Do
by fyiagcg
121 Ratings, 0 Likes, 111 Favorites )The Order of the Phoenix was bored. Happy and relieved, but bored. So Albus began the Order Games. It is now time for their most challenging game to date: Live Like Muggles.
49,201 Words, Started 04/10/2005, Updated 03/12/2009
A Potionful of Trouble
121 Ratings, 0 Likes, 225 Favorites )A response to the Potter_Place Fall prompt challenge: #22. The Weasley twins come across Snape shopping for Potions ingredients. A commotion causes Snape to become distracted, and the twins promptly take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime golden opportunity to slip Snape one of their "experimental" products.
53,800 Words, Started 12/18/2006, Completed 03/09/2007
Ars memoriae, or The Art of Memory
by ofankoma
121 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )A decade after failing to rehabilitate her parents, Hermione returns home seeking assistance from an unlikely source. A tale of Pensieves and portraits, memory and the mind, forgiveness, hope, and love.
68,138 Words, Started 08/02/2011, Updated 03/23/2012