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Potions Under Duress Like Sands Through the Hourglass
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Like Sands Through the Hourglass

1: Days of Our Lives

2: As the Wizarding World Turns

3: Another Wizarding World

4: The Young and the Snarky

5: Passions

6: All My Children

7: Guiding Lumos

8: One Life to Live Together

Like Sands Through the Hourglass

Southern_Witch_69

152 Reviews   |   152 Ratings, 0 Likes, 147 Favorites )

Humor Romance Smut Parody Potions Under Duress 28,867 Words 8 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Finding a fictional story based on her life, Hermione is shocked and outraged. Unfortunately, before she can destroy it, she runs into Snape who forces her to let him read it, as he noticed his name on the parchment?s pages.

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Chapters (8)

Chapter 1: Days of Our Lives

Chapter 2: As the Wizarding World Turns

Chapter 3: Another Wizarding World

Chapter 4: The Young and the Snarky

Chapter 5: Passions

Chapter 6: All My Children

Chapter 7: Guiding Lumos

Chapter 8: One Life to Live Together


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Member Since 2005  |  144 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,103  |  2,209 Reviews Written  |  5,450 Review Responses

I adore the world of HP.



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Reviews for Like Sands Through the Hourglass

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10/10

jectex

ROFLAMO!!!!!! I love whow you ended this! I don't usually read parodys, but this caught my attention.

0/10

jectex

Love the use of soap titles.  The story is so,so cheesy.  lol

0/10

jectex

Love the 'book'. I wonder just who wrote it?  And how many were in this set up? ;D

10/10

sherrithewriter

Fun story - I enjoyed all of the cliches and did not realize how rife fanfiction land is with cliches. I guess writers just fall into ruts. Great twist at the end!

10/10

lovestruck

I loved this story!!  Actually I love most of your stories.  Looking forward to reading more  :-)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thanks! :)

0/10

moepi

"Normally I think of lemons and Dumbledore together, what with his obsession"No this is just so wrong. Gah Sunshine how could you, please tell me you won't write twinkly wrinkly lemons in future. I don't think I could handle that.The story is really funny though.Cheers  MoepiAKA Michèle

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

LOL Twinkly, Wrinkly lemons...ahahahhaha!!! I love that

Response from moepi (Reviewer)

Yes I know...I have 2 obsessions Harry Potter and TeletubiesCombining them: You have a gay headmaster loving lurid coloured robes and my twisted mind naming him after the purple Tubby Tinky Winky... only that would not do him justice ... so he becomes Twinkly WrinklyI know I'm weard

0/10

Bettina

thanks for an excellent read!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

I'm happy you liked it.

9/10

Bettina

   > “But how? We only fucked those few times a few days ago.”Oh, I forgot, they don't have health care or biology lessons at Hogwarts. Maybe he shoudl ask Hagrid about the b.. erm, the Billywigs and the b... Bowtruckes?Truly a shame that wizards' furniture was of such lousy making! And of such mundane material as box springs.I love how "the real" Hermione and Severus aways have to go to the loo. It is quite the opposite of what happens in most stories. But I see that it is also the only place they can go.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

LOL this was a fun story to write! :)

10/10

Bettina

Quite an acrobatic sex scene there, and what eloquence they show afterwards--amazing. I'm reading this at night and cannot risk laughing out loud; it's truly a shame!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Bummer! hahaha :)

0/10

Bettina

WOW, I'm looking forward to a great story interlaced with horrible prose, wording, descriptions, etc. However, you know,   > ... remember reading something similarThis side will be much fun, indeed. But we have also written such things. Do we want to remember that as well? Probably we should blush a few times.Anyway, it is a promissing start, and I will immediately stop reviewing to return to reading.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Glad you decided to give this a read. I appreciate it. :)

9/10

gwenivere73

Absolutly fecking hilarious.  I woke up most of the house laughing.  I can't wait to read more of your work

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Teehee. Glad you liked it!

9/10

Nemaya

I absolutely LOVED this story. You had me laughing out loud so hard at times that my throat is now hoarse because of it. I wonder what my neighbours must think of me for laughing this hard, but I don't care. I had a GREAT time reading this and I didn't see it coming that they wrote that story, until they started writing it again. Wonderful! :) In a way, their future selves made sure their present selves got together. Brilliant idea!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

LOL! Thanks for reading. It's always good to hear that people have as much fun as I. :)

0/10

droxy

LOL- lovely twist of events.   I hate leaving fics I started unread.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Same here! And it's so hard to get back into them sometimes.

0/10

droxy

ahem.... these lines...Severus (SW69) grumbled, “Who cares what a cat thinks?”“Well, for one, I care,” Hermione (Droxy) said firmly. “He’s got feelings, too, you know!”Nice to see Severus being noble.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Teehee, you little Crookshanks fan you! :) I like a noble Snape. :)

0/10

droxy

the fics they are reading from are hilarious.  The discoveries and dialog between them is reomantic.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Teehee! Thank you. :) I had so much fun making up the "fake storyline"!

10/10

notplainjane

I do love satire, and this is perfect!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thank you so much!

0/10

Alikat

This story was so fuckin funny! I laughed til I cried!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thanks for reading!

10/10

sregner

This was so much fun...all of it!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thanks for reading, mate!

10/10

GinnyW

Okay. I finally read this. I giggled madly throughout. You did a wonderful job and I thoroughly enjoyed it. :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

And I'm finally answering some reviews for it. What, two years later! LOL Glad you liked it.

0/10

Vorona

This was hilarious and delightful.  Great twist at the end!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thanks!

0/10

lipa

You rounded it up nicely. I guess it was fun writing the worst imaginable cliches. I can't help wishing you would write a really serious story about our heros, even if it hurt.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Oh it totally was! hahaha

0/10

Elen_Sila

Cute!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thanks!

10/10

Pearle

Great story, Sun. I loved the chapter titles, very creative. They're banter will reading the story was wonderful. I especially like the last chapter, the irony that they're the author's of the story in the first place due to a botched potion is too much. Thanks for such an entertaining read!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Bwahahaha! Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

siriusneeds

A great finish my dear! Loved it

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

thanks! :)

10/10

sbrande

Oh that was awesome! I never expected that ending. Well done. I was laughing, in between shaking my head at some of the spells you created, the entire way through. Very funny.

Thanks SW, I needed that. 

Sonia :) 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Glad you liked it, doll.

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