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Potions Under Duress Like Sands Through the Hourglass
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Like Sands Through the Hourglass

1: Days of Our Lives

2: As the Wizarding World Turns

3: Another Wizarding World

4: The Young and the Snarky

5: Passions

6: All My Children

7: Guiding Lumos

8: One Life to Live Together

Like Sands Through the Hourglass

Southern_Witch_69

152 Reviews   |   152 Ratings, 0 Likes, 147 Favorites )

Humor Romance Smut Parody Potions Under Duress 28,867 Words 8 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Finding a fictional story based on her life, Hermione is shocked and outraged. Unfortunately, before she can destroy it, she runs into Snape who forces her to let him read it, as he noticed his name on the parchment?s pages.

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Chapters (8)

Chapter 1: Days of Our Lives

Chapter 2: As the Wizarding World Turns

Chapter 3: Another Wizarding World

Chapter 4: The Young and the Snarky

Chapter 5: Passions

Chapter 6: All My Children

Chapter 7: Guiding Lumos

Chapter 8: One Life to Live Together


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Southern_Witch_69

Member Since 2005  |  144 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,103  |  2,209 Reviews Written  |  5,450 Review Responses

I adore the world of HP.



Thanks for stopping by. I'm off to stir my cauldron.

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Reviews for Like Sands Through the Hourglass

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0/10

Sorceress_Sarah

Haha, lol.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Grin

10/10

cocoachristy

Oh I love love love that twist! Brilliant! But then, you always are!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Glad you liked it! :)

10/10

ubiquirk

I should have known I was in trouble when I read the first chapter and came across:  "I thought you went off with that Legolas bloke you met back in the time of Middle Earth when your Time-Turner messed up! " I laughed so unexpectedly, I almost spit tea all over my laptop!You make me jealous that I can't write humor!

I love the element of metafictionality you've added - the story within a story, and also them writing the fanfic story, which in turn 'wrote' the story of them coming together.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Glad you liked it. :)

10/10

PlaidPooka

Oh my, but that was fun!  I never expected that little twist at the end, and it was just perfect!  Thanks for giving me something to giggle over.  Severus and Hermione romantic comedy is my favorite genre, and there just isn't enough of it!  :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Hey, thanks for reading, Pook! I'm happy that I've given you something to smile at, as you do the same for me with "Price" these days. :)

10/10

sbrande

Ch 2: RATFLMAO!!! Oh this is way too funny... Unfortunately it seems that we have read the same fan fics of which a large majority of your story comes from. The sad thing is that once I start a story I have to know what happens in the end.Thanks SW for bringing this little gem to my attention, and I shall read the rest tomorrow as I am tired. I had to drive for 7 hrs today.Bloody brilliant BTW. Sonia :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Snerk! Thanks for reading. I'm glad you like it. I'm the same way, wanting to know the end, but if I really don't like the story, I'll click back or I may skip forward and just skim over the end.Wow, seven hours? Yikes!

10/10

janis

 I love it already.  It's so deliciously bad that it's good!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thanks for reading! :)

10/10

Soul Bound

Very funny...lol  I'm glad I waited to read it so I could go from beginning to end in one go.  Thanks!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Whoot! :)

10/10

Shiverrus

Love you, love the story.

thanks for finishing it. 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

thanks for reading! :)

10/10

MagicAlly

Fabulous.  Thanks for updating ahd finishing this.  I really did not see this coming.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Glad you enjoyed it. :)

10/10

Lady Apythia

*wipes eyes that are tearing like someone turned on a faucet*

The sex scene, pet names and spells were BRILLIANT! It was like an episode of Bad Sex!Wednesday at Writers Orgasm. 

Hysterical! Great job! 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Teeehee!!!!

10/10

KMJ

Brilliant story! i love the ending that was just classic mate! lol
honestly though there were some parts of your 'horrible version' that i had to skip, just like Hermione and Severus sometimes had to. thats how bad it was!
It was so funny and kept me laughing. thanks for writing it!
-karlamarie

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thanks for reading! :)

0/10

KMJ

Brilliant story! i love the ending that was just classic mate! lol
honestly though there were some parts of your 'horrible version' that i had to skip, just like Hermione and Severus sometimes had to. thats how bad it was!
It was so funny and kept me laughing. thanks for writing it!
-karlamarie

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thanks for reading! :)

0/10

Passionate4Snape

What a wonderful story :>)  It had me laughing so hard at times that I nearly wet my drawers :>)Cute story line and the ending was priceless.Thanks,Linda

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

LOL Thanks!

10/10

Maddy Riddle

*giggles*

That was a good ending. May I be the irritating sod that ask the uncomfortable question the author doesn't want and doesn't care to answer? Please? LOL Sowwy, but I'm still curious about the room... yep, I know, I should shut up and keep giggling about the chapter. *nods and giggles* 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Ah, I didn't really know how to explain the room, so I put in the bit about it being a mystery. Teehee. I'd like it to be something that pops out unexpectedly to get people a bit of help to solve their current dilemna (kind of like what they speculated), but they couldn't prove it. I'd say they were trying to hard.

10/10

Aelfsidene

I loved it! Great story. I'm still laughing at the ending. 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Teehee! Thank you so much for reading. :)

0/10

averygoodun

YAY!!!  I love it!  The perfect ending for the perfect couple.  Thank you for all the laughs!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thanks for reading! :)

9/10

Aurora Greyeyes

Oh my god I cann't remember laughing so hard about a Severus fanfic ever! I was actually disturbing some other people in the room. I hope that my writing has never been that bad although I do know putting Britishism in is very iffy for me. I believe that I will have to take a potion to get the smile off my face. The last thing I read that this reminds me of is Snape the Lotions Master.Thank you so much for writing this.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

LOL Thanks for reading! :)

0/10

wizardrowling

just for the record...i think house elves are invoved somehow

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

lol that would be fun

0/10

Arime Setta

lmao

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

smile

0/10

Cerydden M_Layne

OK, I laughed myself sick. Is there really an epilogue somewhere? I'm kind of new here so don't know where else you might have hidden it. Secret room somewhere?

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thanks for reading! :)And it's up now.

8/10

JoKK2

Here I thought I left a review on this chapter right after reading it, but I guess not (I was kind of busy at work that week)  Sorry for the delay but here goes.  Of course I am enjoying the story very much and laughing with each and every chapter.  Talent just flows through those fingers of yours.  But in addition to that I wanted to give my opinion on who the mystery author is -- I think it is both Severus and Hermione -- from the future!  Having gotten together at some point after putting each other off they see how much time they wasted and use Snape's research to go back and get together sooner.  Just my thougths.  Look forward to the ending.  Thanks, JoAnne

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

You totally guessed it right, didn't you? Hahaha!! :) Thanks for reading!

10/10

femmefatale

Hey, great job- you've got the cream of the crop when it comes to fanfic no no's- good stuff.I'll be laughing about Mr Plonker for weeks ;)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

lol Thanks! :)

10/10

hp4freek

Absolutely brilliant!!  I'll await the epilogue with bated (not baited) breath.  (And no - I'd rather not guess just now).

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thanks for reading! :) LOL

0/10

cmwinters

This is terribly, TERRIBLY funny. :P

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Glad you enjoyed it~!

10/10

ksianna

Another funny chapter! Thank you!It's hard to guess who the author is, but my first thought was that there's more than one author. So I agree with wildcat and MistressSnape here. Please, update soon. I'm sooooo curious! Please, I beg you!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Like Sands Through the Hourglass)

Thanks for reading! :) smiles...

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