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Stories Authors ubiquirk
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ubiquirk

Member Since 2006  |  10 Stories  |  Favorited by 212  |  89 Reviews Written  |  1,629 Review Responses

I am a longtime fanfic fanatic, having entered the realm via Buffydom.  One day I read a Willow/Severus crossover and I was hooked – on Snape that is!  He's been in every HP story I've done so far.

I write in multiple fandoms on LJ, esp. BtVS and Firefly. If you're interested in reading my fic for other/crossover fandoms, it can be found at:

http://community.livejournal.com/ubific/

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Drama post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 38,534 Words 27 Chapters Complete

Ladder

by ubiquirk

912 Ratings, 0 Likes, 311 Favorites )

Victory did not make life perfect, and two years on, the shock of surviving the war is finally starting to wear off. Waking to everyday realities, Hermione and Severus discover the delights and pains of living - all prompted by a ladder. HG/SS eventually, but HG/RW and SS/NT for the first bit. Multiple award winner.

38,534 Words,  Started 01/25/2007,  Completed 06/01/2007

Humor Drama Romance Action/Adventure Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges 18,683 Words 11 Chapters Complete

Back in Black

by ubiquirk

487 Ratings, 0 Likes, 186 Favorites )

The Dark Lord has fallen, but an even more terrible force has arisen to take over the Ministry of Magic – the Pink Lord. Ruling with an abundance of ruffles and terrifyingly sharp stiletto heels, Umbridge’s Think Pink Brigade terrorizes a populace grown weary of decrees designed to enforce sweetness. Unexpectedly, Hermione Granger joins the resistance, the sarcastically snarky Back in Black. Award winner.

18,683 Words,  Started 04/15/2007,  Completed 04/29/2007

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Romance Action/Adventure Potions Under Duress 26,362 Words 6 Chapters Complete

Conspiracy Theory

by ubiquirk

58 Ratings, 0 Likes, 61 Favorites )

Working as the Ministry’s new Keeper of Records turns out to be not quite what Hermione Granger had in mind. It’s … well, dull, dull, boring, and possibly – no, very definitely – dull. She has a mountain of information at her fingertips – a log of everything officially recorded in the Wizarding world – and most of it’s, yes, dull. Then one day, a filing cabinet sticks, and her busy brain notices the smallest clue, one that will have her and Severus Snape struggling to uncover a conspiracy that, if true, will tarnish the Wizarding world’s golden post-war view of itself forever.

26,362 Words,  Started 06/01/2009,  Completed 06/17/2009

Drama Potions Under Duress 4,425 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Boomerang

by ubiquirk

42 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )

If you fling yourself through time to change an event in your past, can you be certain which ‘you’ will come back? Thirteen months after the Final Battle, Harry enlists Hermione and Ron’s aid in saving Snape using an untested device – a device with side effects. Award winner.

4,425 Words,  Started 04/08/2008,  Completed 04/08/2008

Drama Angst Potions Under Duress 2,207 Words 1 Chapter Complete

If He Were a Better Man

by ubiquirk

23 Ratings, 0 Likes, 23 Favorites )

If you have nothing left, and you weren't completely whole to begin with, what do you do? A tale of obsession. Warning - Ambiguously Dark Snape.

2,207 Words,  Started 01/06/2007,  Completed 01/06/2007

Humor Parody Potions Under Duress 1,373 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Back in Crack

by ubiquirk

20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

This is a Crack!Fic – an intentional parody. It’s set in an alternate-universe version of Chapter 10 of ‘Back in Black.’ It probably helps to have read that first.

1,373 Words,  Started 05/21/2007,  Completed 05/21/2007

Humor Potions Under Duress 871 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Hiding News

by ubiquirk

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

This is an amusing addendum to ‘Hiding’ that does not feature HG and SS, per se, but only makes sense if you’ve read the HG/SS story first.

871 Words,  Started 04/01/2008,  Completed 04/01/2008

Drama Potions Under Duress 4,703 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Hiding

by ubiquirk

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

If you live a life of lies, how long can you go without telling anyone the truth and keep your sanity? And who would be safe to tell?

4,703 Words,  Started 03/26/2008,  Completed 03/26/2008

Humor Drama General post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 6,207 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Potential

by ubiquirk

13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )

Family obligations can be a pain in the arse, and they’ve landed an increasingly bitter and sarcastic Hermione an unrewarding job in the Muggle world. Just who can incite her to save herself? Why, someone even snarkier, that’s who.

6,207 Words,  Started 07/17/2007,  Completed 07/17/2007

Humor Forbidden Forest 941 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Snape – Yes, Snape – Has a Mighty Fine Wand

by ubiquirk

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Severus is harassed by Ollivander, but this may prove beneficial after all when Harry overhears. Written as a Closing Game Drabble for the 2007 Snarry Games to the prompt: Ollivander's, post war, humor. Warning: Crack!Ollivander.

941 Words,  Started 06/15/2007,  Completed 06/15/2007

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