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Back in Crack

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This is a Crack!Fic – an intentional parody. It’s set in an alternate-universe version of Chapter 10 of ‘Back in Black.’ It probably helps to have read that first.

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Member Since 2006 | 10 Stories | Favorited by 212 | 89 Reviews Written | 1,629 Review Responses

I am a longtime fanfic fanatic, having entered the realm via Buffydom. One day I read a Willow/Severus crossover and I was hooked – on Snape that is! He's been in every HP story I've done so far.

I write in multiple fandoms on LJ, esp. BtVS and Firefly. If you're interested in reading my fic for other/crossover fandoms, it can be found at:

http://community.livejournal.com/ubific/

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Reviews for Back in Crack

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10/10

kimjo2

oh lordy lordy lordy take that pink! i thot back in black was funny but this had chocolate milk spurting out my nose!! thank you so much!

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! It's wonderful to hear that you enjoyed it so much! I'd hoped people would find it funny.

0/10

FruGal

A very funny version of the last chapter of "Back in Black." I laughed louder than when I read the original version. Good work.

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it and found it funny! It's definitely more over the top than the original!

10/10

LaiksMarei

“People of Wizarding Britain, I am Hermione!”LMFAO!! I fully expected to see 'Hear me roar' after that. This was hysterical!! Once again you deliver in the best of ways.

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm really glad you enjoyed it and found it humorous! Yes - hear me roar may have been going through my head as well!

0/10

Gwenog Jones

Very funny. I enjoy how you are able to poke fun at yourself and your fic. Great job!

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm so glad you liked it! Well, I'm poking fun at something! (winks)

10/10

Maddy Riddle

*LOL*

Hermione behaves in truly superhero fashion. I love it! *giggles*

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm so very glad you enjoyed it and found it funny!

0/10

Southern_Witch_69

heh, some people truly do write hermione this way. Pity. Definitely snerk worthy, my dear. :)

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm really glad you liked it!

10/10

mmesnape

Strategically well placed tears on her costume? Bwahahahahahahahaha! Too freakin' funny!

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm vo very glad you liked it and the humor involved! Yeah - you've got to place those tears just right! (winks)

0/10

Myst

Lol, *choke*, *snort*, Lol-- Surely you will forgive me for not giving a dignified review!

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I'm not sure it deserves a dignified review!

0/10

pygmypuff

After the day I had I needed a good laugh, and thanks to you I got it, hilarious!

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm really glad you liked it and found it funny!

10/10

Saracen77

Oh, my... I have flu... and now I have Beechams Hot Lemon in my keyboard... The other half will have your guts for garters!Superb, as always, my friend!

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm so very glad you enjoyed it and found it that funny! Though I never meant for your keyboard to meet the hot lemon! That stuff is sticky!

10/10

melusin

Hilarious. Hermione too powerful? I can see power going straight to her head, actually. She'd be a benign dictator, I think - making people do what she thought was best for them whether they liked it or not. And, yeah keep Snape - preferably on a leash.

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm really glad you enjoyed it and found it hilarious! I agree that she would consider herself benign. Yeah - I'd keep Snape too!

10/10

ayerf

Why do I get the feeling that this is what would have happened if the Pink Party had attempted to have Hermione Pinked?

One dystopia for another. Those poor denizens of the wizarding world! I can imagine another version of this where it's Powerful!Severus wreaking havoc.

Please tell me no one missed that this was a parody with OOC warnings...

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm really glad you enjoyed it! You're right - this is HG making her own version of Umbridge's world, and that's something I tried really hard to not do in the original story.

No one's complained yet! (grin)

9/10

KMJ

boo yay!

that was brilliant! I laughed so hard I got kicked out of the library lol

cheers

karlamarie

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm really glad you enjoyed it and found it funny! I only hope they let you back into the library.

0/10

Fawkes_07

I have to confess, the first thing I thought of when I saw "Back in Crack" was "Crack in Back." As in, "Hagrid gets a job as a plumber and you do NOT want to be looking when he removes that moleskin coat and hunches down under the sink!" NICKEL SLOT!

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! And I'm not that cracked! (laughs)

10/10

sinbad

This is the first crack fict I've ever read. I'm not sure what to think, it is funny in a exaggerated way, the Madonna Complex (neither Virgin nor whore) made me laugh. So far I like it simply because it's so different (of course my idea of good music is Weird Al Yankovic). Since you wrote it I'm giving it a read just for the giggles. I've enjoyed every story I read from you so far, so I'm putting on my seat belt and going for the ride. You haven't dissapointed me yet!

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm so glad you gave it a chance and enjoyed it! Crack!Fic exaggerate something or do something very non-canon and/or gross on purpose (as for gross, some people will have Hagrid/Dobby sex, for example).

10/10

blue artemis

Hee! That was the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm very glad you enjoyed it and found it funny!

10/10

firefly124

ROFLMAO!! ::wipes tears and wipes up spilled water:: That was absolutely hysterical.

Response from ubiquirk (Author of Back in Crack)

Thanks! I'm really glad you enjoyed it and found it hysterical! Sorry about the liquid-spewing effect!

10/10

amsev