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All in the Family
by averygoodun
118 Ratings, 0 Likes, 78 Favorites )When Hermione leaves her boyfriend rather suddenly, Harry invites her to stay at his place, much to the irritation of his other flatmate - Severus Snape.
10,176 Words, Started 04/22/2007, Completed 04/24/2007
Dark Lords Need Love Too
by peppermint
117 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )Lord Voldemort is depressed and needs a hug.
2,107 Words, Started 09/13/2009, Updated 06/29/2011
Parody: The Amazing Marriage Law
117 Ratings, 0 Likes, 99 Favorites )The Marriage Law has hit Hogwarts once again. Hermione and Severus are tossed together--to their delight.
19,238 Words, Started 09/17/2007, Completed 09/18/2007
Your Secret Love
by ancientgirl
116 Ratings, 0 Likes, 89 Favorites )*COMPLETE* Professor Snape has a secret admirer. The only problem is, everyone seems to be a suspect.
11,569 Words, Started 12/01/2005, Completed 12/09/2005
Well, I've Never. . .
by inna_chy
116 Ratings, 0 Likes, 208 Favorites )A party at Number twelve Grimmauld Place goes awry for Hermione till Severus and Lucius step in with a special game of dice.
Originally written for Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenge #13.
21,424 Words, Started 04/11/2007, Updated 10/28/2009
The Curse of True Love
by GinnyW
114 Ratings, 0 Likes, 120 Favorites )Some people believe that love is an amazing gift while others feel that it is the worst curse to befall them. The course of true love never did run smooth. Of course, Hermione could always blame sexually charged teenage witches, Divination and Valentine's Day.
18,392 Words, Started 02/13/2008, Updated 03/11/2008
Overcoming Parentage
114 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Post-War, EWE. After the War is over, the Ministry decides to place the children of Death Eaters into rehabilitation. Draco Malfoy, living with Severus Snape, is forced into therapy with a former classmate. Eventual SS/HG.
20,152 Words, Started 08/14/2010, Completed 01/19/2011
Example of Widowhood
by sc010f
112 Ratings, 0 Likes, 44 Favorites )Hermione Weasley's world falls apart. Or does it? Set at least sixteen years after the Final Battle. DH/Epilogue Compliant. Sort of. Based on Patronius' story of the widow from the "Satyricon". Complete in 6
5,354 Words, Started 04/10/2008, Completed 04/19/2008
I'm Not In Love
by neelix
112 Ratings, 0 Likes, 159 Favorites )Hermione and Severus bump into each other while on holiday. Do they ignore each other, or risk saying hello?
15,041 Words, Started 05/25/2009, Completed 07/10/2009
The Snapes Go on Holiday
by ancientgirl
111 Ratings, 0 Likes, 59 Favorites )*COMPLETE* Severus and Hermione celebrate their twelve years of marraige. Too bad for Severus she invites the gang to come along too.
42,050 Words, Started 12/21/2005, Completed 02/20/2006
Don't Stop Me Now
by sunny33
110 Ratings, 0 Likes, 118 Favorites )Lucius and Severus have survived the war with finances and social standings intact, but they are bored. Come with them as they re-visit the guilty pleasures of their youth. However, they are found out by a certain young woman.
11,897 Words, Started 07/27/2009, Completed 08/25/2009
Snape's Dream
by Blue Phoenix
108 Ratings, 0 Likes, 54 Favorites )Something odd indeed has happened in the life of Severus Snape. He is a happy, engaged man about to start a new life. Things are, for the first time in his life, perfect.
Or are they? What would happen if Severus Snape found out that his dream existence was nothing but a figment of his imagination? Would he chase after happiness?
19,655 Words, Started 05/01/2010, Updated 10/09/2010
The P-Word
108 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )Priapism, n. Pathology. continuous, usually nonsexual erection of the penis, esp. due to disease.
34,806 Words, Started 10/06/2010, Completed 02/22/2011
Mercury Poisoning
by OpalJade
107 Ratings, 0 Likes, 117 Favorites )Madam Pince's feeble attempts to lure Professor Snape back into her library have unforeseen consequences.
21,735 Words, Started 06/06/2008, Updated 09/08/2008
The Precious Few
103 Ratings, 0 Likes, 46 Favorites )Sets of 300-word drabbles featuring HG and SS after the the episode in the Shrieking Shack. EWE, otherwise DH-compliant.
3,904 Words, Started 06/25/2009, Completed 08/20/2009
The Potion Master's Assistant
by ClayPotter
100 Ratings, 0 Likes, 105 Favorites )Snape can't decide if his new assistant will drive him crazy, or if he can't live without her. See how he uncovers the many secrets of this mysterious loner.
163,413 Words, Started 05/02/2008, Completed 03/17/2009
Dare to Dance
by ShilohDarke
100 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )This story is inspired by a one-shot that was written by Melisande88 by the name of I Don't Dance, But Thanks for Asking. However, this story will be multiple chapters. Hermione is given a choice between two dares. She steps up to the challenge and discovers that Professor Snape knows how to dance... Rated for later chapters.
22,513 Words, Started 11/07/2006, Updated 05/23/2007
A Handful of Jewels
99 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )Hermione and Severus have created between them a very… unique version of family life. A string of universe-sharing drabbles.
1,669 Words, Started 06/15/2010, Completed 08/22/2015
Doing Time with Hermione Granger
by Kailin
99 Ratings, 0 Likes, 68 Favorites )Severus Snape lies dead on the floor of the Shrieking Shack. Or does he? Words of kindness and reassurance are exchanged.
23,478 Words, Started 12/23/2007, Completed 02/02/2008
A Holiday with the Headmaster
by MMADfan
97 Ratings, 0 Likes, 32 Favorites )Albus and Minerva take a holiday before the onset of the school year. Set in late August 1957. A restful retreat of a story, romantic and lemony. Take a little holiday! Part of the Resolving a Misunderstanding universe, but it's not necessary to be familiar with that story to enjoy this one. Not DH-compliant.
66,130 Words, Started 03/09/2008, Completed 04/10/2008
Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.
by sunny33
96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 53 Favorites )How did Snape survive Nagini's bite? Here is the REAL story. No THATs were harmed in the writing of this fic.
1,618 Words, Started 01/29/2009, Completed 01/29/2009
Sleepless Nights
by CyanaWhite
96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 88 Favorites )*Completed* Hermione is awakened in the middle of the night by a mysterious shadow in her room. Before she has time to react, she finds herself in a situation she had never even dreamed of! Many strange and seemingly inexplicable events ensue.
24,005 Words, Started 04/26/2006, Completed 01/04/2007
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo
96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )Harry and company won, and Voldemort is no more. It went so well that almost no one is so much as scratched. What are our heroes going to do next? Why, party until they need medical attention, of course! (The following account thereof is what happens when several alleged adults start discussing the salacious potential of the HP-verse in a chat room--hence our group penname.)
62,809 Words, Started 03/08/2007, Completed 09/10/2007
A Devil on Her Back
by ks51689
95 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )Inspector Hermione Granger may travel the world, but her job is less than glamorous. Disenchanted with her work, her new assignment brings two surprises that may change her mind: the discovery of a clandestine smuggling ring, and perhaps even more surprising, the appearance of a very much alive Severus Snape.
44,291 Words, Started 12/04/2011, Completed 06/12/2012
A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>
93 Ratings, 0 Likes, 104 Favorites )In which Harry is somewhat indiscriminately randy, Snape struggles manfully to be completely oblivious, Hermione is a connoisseur of printed-out Internet porn, and Draco exits the closet dramatically and demands Resolution of Sexual Tension. This is your TPP chat room on crack—fic.
33,394 Words, Started 01/12/2008, Completed 06/06/2008