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The P-Word

Paisley Snail

108 Reviews   |   108 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )

Humor Angst Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 34,806 Words 13 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Priapism, n. Pathology. continuous, usually nonsexual erection of the penis, esp. due to disease.

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Chapters (13)

Chapter 1: One

Chapter 2: Two

Chapter 3: Three

Chapter 4: Four

Chapter 5: Five

Chapter 6: Six

Chapter 7: Seven

Chapter 8: Eight

Chapter 9: Nine

Chapter 10: Ten

Chapter 11: Eleven

Chapter 12: Twelve

Chapter 13: Thirteen


About Paisley Snail

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Paisley Snail

Member Since 2009  |  3 Stories  |  Favorited by 26  |  9 Reviews Written  |  143 Review Responses

I read and write fanfiction as a means of procrastination - it's usually much more interesting than anything that comes my way from uni.

At OWL I'm mw8, but on Ashwinder or Fanfiction.net and now here I'm Paisley Snail. 

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10/10

TheCopperDragon2004

Very cute story, I liked the humor throughout as well. It was on my favorited stories list but I don't recall the ending, so maybe I'd come across it before it was completed. Either way, loved it and thanks for sharing it with us!

10/10

Night Fairy

Lovely story! I look forward to reading more of your Severus/ Hermione stories. 

0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

An interesting ending to an interesting story. I quite liked it overall, especially how they both come to realize how much the other means to them, but are unwilling to admit it to get the other to stay. Happy endings are always good!

0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

Aww, poor Snape. I wonder why he's so much worse off? No female companionship to ease the pain maybe? Interesting (if slightly naughty) plot line so far, lets see where it hired from here. :)

0/10

semicharmed

Nice story.

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thanks!

0/10

EverMystique

Yay. Thank goodness they got together! Delightful story. Thank you for sharing.

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you - I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

0/10

Elou

I have so enjoyed your lovely work that you have graciously shared with us.  Thank you again for giving Severus a better end. Sometimes I wonder what JKR was thinking.Lovely, indeed.Thanks again~

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Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you very much for all your reviews along the way. I also often wonder what JKR was thinking. Giving him a happier ending is the least I can do! :)

10/10

sunny33

How like Severus to just move her in with him while she  was indisposed! :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Ahahaha, well him being there is not really his choice. :P

10/10

Jinxie

Strong start and plenty of laughs within the first chapter, well done!

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you! :)

10/10

mimmom

Ohhh noooo!  Silly things! 

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~nodsnods~ Definitely very silly. 

0/10

kimjo2

what an engrossing, funny and sexy story!  thanks so much and i look forward to the end.

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you! I hope you liked how it ended. :)

10/10

sunny33

Silly children.  They need to talk. :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~nods~ That they do...

0/10

nata

Once again, your story touches my heart with its humanity. It's raw and deep. You wrote the interaction between the two in a brusque manner that I fully believe of them, but then you went on, beyond the sex right into the cores of their personalities. I love how they grasp and try to cling to their deepest desires despite anything that might happen.In fact, the more I think about your story, the more it seems like the most profound smutty fic. Maybe it's my close reading into this, but it seems more and more unique with every thought. Ain't I a lucky fangirl?

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~squishes you tight~ This fic (and your prompt) tested my writing in a lot of different ways. I struggled a lot with the characters around this middle-later section, so I am relieved and very glad that you like(d) it. :)

10/10

mimmom

Excellent.  Poor Severus can't seem to decipher his own emotions well enough to deal with all of this.  Which is a lot of fun to read about!

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~hee~ Glad you like it. But yes, it's been a rather trying few days for poor Severus. :P

9/10

salvamea

a very charming chapter.both are not proud of what happened. both start to think about the why and the deeper meaning it could get or could have had even before .the changing of the wands.A special scene.How did this idea come to you?he has an old wand that doesn't work, she has a wand that doesn't work.and once regaining her power she is overdoing it. this eager witch.but I can understand that.Well, by the way! who has a new wand for me? I feel my powers all go to the negative and exhausted as well.Where is my new wand?Where is my old wand, come to think of itand then the verbal fight. He couldn't help saying this, could he.nasty bastard.But I liked his thouhgts afterwards, and his nice gesture.He IS thinking. That makes him the more attractive.And she has to face her feelings and find  a way to be able to be the good healer at the same time.hard work ahead.thank you for sharing!

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

I am not sure how I thought of the idea of swapping wands. I think I just liked the idea and the symbolism. ~hands you a new wand~ There, will that do? Thank YOU for your wonderful review. I hope you like the way it turns out. :)

Response from salvamea (Reviewer)

ohhh a wand a wand my kingdom for a wand.Thank you! and Yes,this one is wonderful!!It's a kind of magic *sing*

10/10

BellatrixLives

Wow, tense chapter... but very, very good :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~squishes~ Thank you. :)

0/10

sunny33

That did the trick! :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~grins~ Glad you thought so. :)

10/10

Katniss

Really love this chapter! 

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you!

0/10

snapify52

Finally! Squee!

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thanks! :)

10/10

Anathema

ow ow ow poor sevhilarious premise

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thanks. :)

0/10

salvamea

the last paragraph states, that they might have had each other for a few minutes in "wanton desire", even a mutual feeling, but it is still way to go until they will really have each other. nothing worse than being with another and still feeling alone.brr.hope, they will get past this stage.nicely squeezed lemon, by the way. *wow*

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~squishes~ I'm pleased to hear that, as generally I'm not very comfortable writing lemons at all! :)

10/10

diabolica

I really liked Hermione's explanation of why she became a healer. It's so true to character--just as it's true to character that she would throw herself into her work and studies to the exclusion of everything else. Their last conversation in this chapter was also really great. I'm so enjoying the ride here. :)

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

~squishes~ Glad you liked it. 

0/10

liviconnor

Wow... that last line really serves as an emotional kick to the gut.  Pretending for one night that she's not alone... holy mackarel, that's sad.  However, the sex scene was very amusing. Severus is the grouchiest lay there's ever been, even if he does seem to snuggle a bit afterwards.

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Ahahahaha - 'the grouchiest lay ever' sums it up about right! At least he has some redeeming qualities. :D

10/10

mimmom

very good.  Sad that Hermione has to pretend she's not alone but maybe that won't  be the case for much longer.  Clearly, Snape was okay with her staying next to him afterwards.  They'd be so good together!  LOL.

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Of course they'd be good together! Just wait and see. :D

9/10

sevibaby

Wow, this was a really good chapter.  I like how they are slowly coming together.

Response from Paisley Snail (Author of The P-Word)

Thank you! A new chapter should be queued shortly - just took a short break for Christmas/New Year! :)

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