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The Symposium

by Neptune

Hermione and Severus have had little contact with each other since the war ended, but now that they are both stuck attending the 847th Annual Symposium for Potions Academia, that is about to change.

12,100 Words,  Started 11/08/2009,  Completed 12/20/2009

Sometimes the Best Things Come in Small Packages

by ancientgirl

COMPLETE - The gang is in their last year of the university and get a substitute teacher for their class one day. Ron hasn't been studying and is all nervous. Unfortunately for Severus and Hermione, they get stuck in the middle of the mess.

47,010 Words,  Started 02/19/2006,  Completed 05/11/2006

Defamation of Character

by Looneyluna

Realizing that the characters of the romance novels his students read in his class are based on himself and other members of the Hogwarts' staff, Severus Snape sets out to find the author.

Hermione Granger is a freelance journalist and part-time romance novelist. Her romance series is a smashing success. As she pens the latest addition in the series, a dark, mysterious stranger lays claim to the vacation villa and her heart.

50,344 Words,  Started 02/26/2007,  Completed 09/03/2007

Potions Master For Sale

by Soul Bound

Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... *A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut.*

37,572 Words,  Started 02/20/2007,  Completed 03/04/2007

One Who Is Loved

by Soul Bound

A series of 100 word snapshots, telling the story of Severus and Hermione's daughter from their points of view.

5,477 Words,  Started 01/12/2007,  Updated 02/20/2008

Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual

by tonksinger

He went into the bookstore looking for a good read, but found a bushy-haired ex-student. She opened the bookstore looking to heal her broken heart, but her old teacher reopens the wounds. And when Flourish and Blotts gets a new owner, business in Diagon Alley is about to get nasty.

35,901 Words,  Started 07/25/2008,  Completed 06/14/2009

Some Things Change

by LiteraryBeauty

Draco Malfoy wants Hermione. Lucius Malfoy wants her, too. What will happen when she doesn’t want to decide and her magic chooses for her?

This story is beta-ed by kazfeist.

110,168 Words,  Started 06/27/2009,  Completed 12/07/2009

Yet Everything Stays the Same

by astopperindeath

In spring 1980, Severus Snape hears a portion of a prophecy that will change the course of wizarding and Muggle history. The Dark Lord must choose a boy, but which? Snape is sent to discover the boy’s identity, but the answers he seeks are not to be found in his world. Rated M for violence and eventual sexual situations. SS/HG.

67,542 Words,  Started 05/28/2012,  Completed 09/18/2012

Catspaws

by Doomspark

Chaos ensues when the Familiars at Hogwarts decide to play matchmaker.

71,502 Words,  Started 04/26/2006,  Completed 02/10/2018

For Hogwarts: A Regency Gamble

by Subversa

After the war, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is in a financial bind. Special Ministry worker Hermione Granger is on site with a team of helpers, full of fundraising ideas, and it seems that Headmaster Snape objects to her very presence there. What prizes will be carried away by all those who embark on Miss Granger's madbrained Regency gamble?

121,869 Words,  Started 12/08/2011,  Completed 01/15/2012

The Lost Corridor

by Snarky SandWitches

Hermione and Snape are locked in an unknown corridor at Hogwarts. Each door they open leads them to a different place where they must complete a task in hopes of finding a way out of the corridor. Their journey brings hidden feelings to the surface along the way. Round Robin by some of the Poetess admins.

30,775 Words,  Started 08/08/2007,  Updated 11/21/2007

Snow Day

by OpalJade

A snowstorm forecast changes the dynamics between Professor Granger and Professor Snape forever.

24,113 Words,  Started 02/10/2010,  Completed 05/11/2010

Spinster

by ladyofthemasque

You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat…

106,206 Words,  Started 01/07/2008,  Completed 01/14/2008

Rumour Has It

by Subversa

Severus Snape receives a ransom note. The only problem is, he isn't entirely sure to whom it refers ... the love of his life??

22,724 Words,  Started 10/29/2010,  Completed 12/15/2010

Correspondence

by belle4life

A mystery admirer begins a correspondence with Hermione. When she learns who it is, they develop a friendship, which morphs into something more than that. Written for the HermioneBigBang.

28,818 Words,  Started 10/04/2009,  Completed 05/30/2010

An Act of Love

by MMADfan

Severus Snape is hit by a stray spell, which has unanticipated and undesirable consequences. When he begins to feel some side-effects from the spell, Severus seeks the help of a colleague. A response to the Potter Place Winter Prompt Challenge #22. A third place winner in the Potter Place Challenge, and a featured story at SH Occlumency for November 2007. Not DH-compliant. Completely disregards DH.

Please note ratings and warnings in individual chapters. MA content in several chapters.

158,147 Words,  Started 03/26/2007,  Completed 03/17/2008

Protector

by ladyofthemasque

A mysterious warning from the future prompts Snape to protect Hermione from a terrible curse.

65,661 Words,  Started 06/11/2006,  Completed 06/11/2006

25 Dates

by averygoodun

Hermione's grandmother comes to take care of her after she's injured, but decides Hermione's love life isn't up to snuff.

11,644 Words,  Started 10/03/2005,  Completed 02/03/2006

The Mutual Deal

by Southern_Witch_69

Hermione and Draco pretend to be dating in order to dodge realtionships with Ron and Pansy. Will they truly develop feelings for each other?

47,266 Words,  Started 11/06/2005,  Completed 01/30/2006

Wicked Game

by shalimar1981

After the events in the Department of Mysteries, Hermione finds it hard to cope and receives help from someone unexpected. When a friendship of a sort develops, will it survive the events of the Lightning-Struck Tower? Will an ancient ritual help the Light win the war or will it destroy everything? An HG/SS romance. Not DH compliant.

56,128 Words,  Started 07/02/2006,  Updated 04/10/2009

The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane

by TeddyRadiator

Wizarding Britain, ten years after the war. Things are good, but the Ministry thinks what's needed is a good old fashioned Beltane revel. Hogwarts is just the place to do it. In the meantime, Severus isn't enjoying life right now; he's the subject of Rita Skeeter's new tell-all book. And don't get Hermione started on how Ron continues to make her life a misery. Perhaps this Beltane stuff may just be the ticket to help them out as well. Written for Jenidralph in the winter 2013 LiveJournal SSHG_Prompfest.

64,262 Words,  Started 02/01/2014,  Completed 03/07/2014

The Real Me

by debjunk

Received Honorable Mention in Anything Goes Challenge. Sybill Trelawney has been hiding a huge secret. She’s not the witch she appears to be. Now that she is no longer in danger, she can come out of hiding and be herself. But who is she, really? And what does she want out of life?

50,008 Words,  Started 08/13/2008,  Completed 05/01/2009

Under the Professor's Robes

by sunny33

Something strange is happening at Hogwarts. Snape's students are giggling and making cow eyes at him, and suggestive notes keep appearing in his mail. The other teachers can't look him in the eye, and even the newest staff member, Granger, blushes every time she talks to him.

17,494 Words,  Started 01/22/2014,  Completed 04/09/2014

Matchmaker

by pookah

Jilted by their fiancés, Hermione and Ginny discover some of their acquaintances are betting on who will marry them. How will they get revenge on those who dare to wager about matters of the heart? And what part does the mysterious Headmaster Snape play in all of this?

24,867 Words,  Started 09/09/2008,  Updated 02/13/2009

Wonder Witch Love Potion 69

by beaweasley2

Sometimes your life simply turns upside
down when you least expect it to. Hermione thought her life was all mapped out and going according to plan. Nevertheless, one night at the opera and a mysterious romantic dream may have changed things for her forever.

32,562 Words,  Started 06/15/2008,  Completed 08/22/2008