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Spinster
ladyofthemasque203 Reviews | 6.46/10 (203 Ratings, 0 Likes, 367 Favorites )
You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat…
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ladyofthemasque
Member Since 2005 | 37 Stories | Favorited by 1,485 | 368 Reviews Written | 1,311 Review Responses
I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)
Anyhoo...
These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun. I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever. I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.
...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories. (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts. It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)
~Lotm
Reviews for Spinster
Wonderful fic! I loved the way Sev and Hermione interacted. I love to hate Ron; he lived up to his reputation as being an idiot at the end ;)
Hehe! This is so cute and funny so far. Can't wait to read the rest.
Ron got his just deserts, Severus and Hermione get their happy ever after
. Perfect ending.
That Skeeter woman needs locking up, for public safety. Hermione and Severus handled it well, but I get the feeling she'll be back. Ron and Lavender make a good couple, being on the same mental level, just like Severus and Hermione. Meeting the parents was fun. { for us to read at least}
Now THATS home improvement!
lol, my favourite chapter so far =D very cute!
i can't wait to see what snape does to hermione =)
This is a wonderful story! I love the black cat ;) .... I have one myself (now only if my kitty could be a wizard!)
:)
Nice!
I usually do not comment more than once on a story but the exchange with the neighbors was phenomenal!
This chapter was hilarious. But after seeing you use the word frotted I had to look it up, and I do not think it should be used here as it does not mention anything about being a heterosexual movement only a homosexual one. Just a thought.
Snicker! Good job that her parents didn't remember she was peeing in front of the cat. They do seem to be winning everyone over a little bit at a time, though. Now they just need to convince the Muggle neighbours.
Snicker! What a MAN...
Oh dear! That was just too too funny, though I suspect that there may actually be some fall out from that somewhere along the line, and even funnier considering the fact that technically I'm not sure they've quite reached the 'living in sin' stage, yet. I'm not sure exactly where that dividing line falls.
Snicker! I wonder if Severus has been swigging Potions. 3 erections in such a short space of time is really rather good going for a guy in his late thirties.
Snicker! You really are a consummate tease... Offering just a little more and a little more with each chapter.
Snicker! Severus is trying to make her a ring, which on the one hand makes him sort of cute, and on the other makes him a devious Slytherin cheapskate.
Poor Hermione, though I suspect this may be a plot device so that she gets the house and they can start up in business straight away.
Sigh! Hermione... Do you really think he would trust you with all that information, enough to figure it all out, if he wasn't really on the side of good?
Amen!
Snicker! I love the way that McGonagall calls them both on the 'petting' that anyone who wasn't a feline Animagus would miss completely. They'ree both so busted, though I reckon that after weeks of being looked after Severus had a nerve to turn round and tell her she's the hostess. He was just about acting as entitled as Ron.
Snicker! Poor Severus, giving away all his innermost secrets. Let's just hope when we get to the explicit sex mentioned in the summary that the book doesn't get trapped between him and the mattress or something.
Oh god, his thoughts when he was being petted where hilarious... granted I had to change clothes after that considering the milk I had in my mouth at the time of reading it was spit out all over myself... so thanks for that!
Man, now I totally want to get a black cat and name him Severus... that was if I didn't already have seven of the damn things. Only one is mine, the other six are my nieces, I'm not some crazy cat lady.. well maybe a little crazy...
Have absolutely loved the time I've spent reading this story from start to finish - no breaks at all; as I was completely absorbed in the plot and wonderful writing of their characters! :) Absolutely adored it... will definitely be back to read again! (: xx
I love this story, and this chapter so much!...Good writing is in re-read-ability!*nomnomnoms*
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
Now that is the purrrfect praise. *pets'n'cuddles the sapphire_pheonix*~Lotm(kidnapped and held ransom for the last year by plot-bunnies and house-buying elves)
I love this story... doint a re-read! Thrilling end (even when I knew what was coming!) and delightfully long chaps... nom nom nom