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Severus Snape's Silky Secret
by DawnEB
1 Rating, 0 Likes, 17 Favorites )A trio of students break into Snape's rooms...
985 Words, Started 05/03/2008, Completed 05/03/2008
Mammals of the Order Chiroptera
by Squibstress
0 Likes, 0 FavoritesDuring a meeting of the Order of the Phoenix, Albus angers Minerva, while Severus makes some observations of the local fauna and overhears something he would rather not.
2,338 Words, Started 05/06/2011, Completed 05/06/2011
Just Business
by museymuse
0 Likes, 2 FavoritesHermione Granger's business is failing, badly. When Severus Snape turns up and offers her a chance to save it, she can't believe her luck; but working with Snape brings a whole new set of problems. Written for voxangelus in the SSHG Exchange 2012.
29,254 Words, Started 05/05/2013, Updated 08/26/2014
Champagne Supernova
0 Likes, 1 FavoriteHermione is annoyed that Ron is flirting with Astoria Greengrass. Draco just wants to have some fun and cause a little mischief.
2,275 Words, Started 10/12/2013, Completed 10/12/2013
Jamie's Food Revolution Hits Hogwarts
by peskipiksi
0 Likes, 3 FavoritesSequel to 'Hell's Kitchen'. Muggle Masterchef goes from bad to worse.
476 Words, Started 05/31/2011, Completed 05/31/2011
My Fair Lady
by Pearle
0 Likes, 1 FavoriteAn unknown hex has an odd effect on our dour Potions Master.
1,777 Words, Started 03/06/2014, Completed 03/06/2014
May the Best Team Win
by imhilien
0 Likes, 1 FavoriteIn which Professor Snape & Professor Granger argue through letters over who will win the Quidditch Cup. (For the 'Epistolary' challenge on grangersnape100. 3 x 100)
340 Words, Started 06/12/2011, Completed 06/12/2011
When You Wish Upon a Star
by blue artemis
0 Likes, 1 FavoriteHermione makes a wish upon a wishing star not knowing that the wishes they grant usually have a twist. This story is best described as dark humor. The rating is not for smut.
4,429 Words, Started 06/17/2011, Completed 06/17/2011
The Plucky Heroine and the Big Bad
by MHaydn
0 Likes, 0 FavoritesWarning: Our team of writers cannot sustain this story line.
10,203 Words, Started 06/04/2017, Updated 06/23/2018
Setting the Record Straight
0 Likes, 2 FavoritesA powerful witch has something to say...
358 Words, Started 06/22/2011, Updated 06/22/2011
Permanent Ink
0 Likes, 0 FavoritesSeverus discovers some interesting properties in the Giant Squid's ink.
354 Words, Started 06/26/2011, Completed 06/26/2011
The Glare
0 Likes, 0 FavoritesHave you ever wondered how Professor Snape did it, keeping a class silent without effort? Well, let me tell you a story.
595 Words, Started 09/07/2017, Completed 09/07/2017
Yes, Sir, I Can Boogie
by Savva
0 Likes, 0 FavoritesApparently, Potter can dance.
2,476 Words, Started 02/28/2014, Completed 02/28/2014
Drabbles- A Bit of This and That
by Pearle
0 Likes, 2 FavoritesFour drabbles about our favorite couple, each different. Enjoy!
2,272 Words, Started 01/21/2014, Completed 01/21/2014
A Quintet of Drabbles
by Pearle
0 Likes, 2 FavoritesThe bed is cold at three in morning when Severus wakes up alone.
1,409 Words, Started 02/14/2014, Completed 02/14/2014
Getting One Over
by flaminia_x
0 Likes, 0 FavoritesOne night, Fred's and George's pranks on Angelina go too far ...
2,734 Words, Started 01/31/2010, Completed 01/31/2010
Living Arrangements
0 Likes, 0 FavoritesFor her own protection Hermione has to stay at the abandoned Spinner's End, but is it previous owner really dead? And what will our genius witch decided to make for Harry's birthday?
1,427 Words, Started 04/24/2019, Completed 04/24/2019
Snape's Original Miscellany
by scaranda
0 Likes, 0 FavoritesWhen Severus Snape retired from Hogwarts, after teaching Potions for ninety-two years, he expected to live in a house he had inherited from an old uncle. However, retirement being just another orbit around planet shite for our Severus, what he actually inherited was large gambling debt and a shack which had been re-mortgaged so many times to the Goblins that Severus had to go into hiding for some years. It is unclear just how Snape spent that time, but he recently resurfaced in a retirement home for bewildered wizards in Scotland, accompanied by a large black dog. His successor in the post of Potions Master found his diaries in some papers hidden beneath a hairbrush which didn't appear to have been moved for some decades. He read them and quit his post a week later. The position remains vacant.
5,333 Words, Started 08/18/2017, Updated 09/03/2017
Going Through the Emotions
0 Likes, 1 FavoriteSnape is not a gracious man under any circumstances, so why is she still here?
115 Words, Started 02/08/2014, Completed 02/08/2014
The Nemesis
0 Likes, 0 FavoritesA dastardly assassin, pursued by a certain wizard couple, runs into a… small problem. Includes a Respectfully Intended Cameo Appearance (x2).
152 Words, Started 02/07/2014, Completed 02/07/2014
Where There's a Will
by stgulik
0 Likes, 0 FavoritesAberforth manages to surprise an old friend
215 Words, Started 01/05/2017, Completed 01/05/2017
Literary Lives
by Cecelle
0 Likes, 1 FavoriteEntry to GrangerSnape100's "Muggle Devices" challenge.
108 Words, Started 05/07/2008, Completed 05/07/2008
Thick
0 Likes, 1 FavoriteHermione has something to say to one Severus Snape.
224 Words, Started 12/25/2012, Completed 12/25/2012
The Mysterious (Non-Ticking) Box
by pokeystar
0 Likes, 1 FavoriteTheir big project was Unspeakably vexing.
5,848 Words, Started 11/13/2012, Completed 11/13/2012