Humor

Cooking with Gred and Forge

by TeaOli

There are simpler things in life – such as becoming a Quidditch champion or fighting a war – than being Molly Weasley's daughter-in-law. But not for the reasons one might think.

849 Words,  Started 12/18/2011,  Completed 12/18/2011

Gesundheit!

by HermioneWeasley1972

Good rule to remember: Never cast a spell when you feel a sneeze coming on.

377 Words,  Started 12/18/2011,  Completed 12/18/2011

The Trouble With Mistletoe

by TeaOli

When Molly Weasley finally starts showing signs of moving beyond her grief, her family don't want to deter her. Even if that means dodging magical mistletoe all over the Burrow.

696 Words,  Started 12/25/2011,  Completed 12/25/2011

Sexy Specs

by MystressXOXO

Harry finds out why Draco never asks him to take off his glasses.

201 Words,  Started 08/24/2009,  Completed 08/24/2009

A Double Trouble Birthday Rhyme

by Wolf Moonshadow

The twins may be gone from Hogwarts, but they certainly aren't forgotten... especially on April Fool's Day, which just happens to be their birthday. Not HBP compliant. Takes place between OoTP and HBP.

906 Words,  Started 09/13/2006,  Completed 09/13/2006

Slime For Sale

by TempestOfDreams

Neville's daughter ruins Hermione's day. A 100 x 2 response to the grangersnape100 "Hermione's Bad Day" challenge.

237 Words,  Started 09/04/2006,  Completed 09/04/2006

Conflict Resolution

by SS Lupin

1,400 words on what Hermione does to fight insomnia. RW/HG. One-shot.

1,444 Words,  Started 07/07/2006,  Completed 07/07/2006

Ripples

by Fenrir

Even the simplest event can effect father than you know.

1,869 Words,  Started 02/18/2006,  Updated 02/18/2006

Destiny: The beginning

by Junella

This is a novel I?m working on, and intend to publish on completion. It?s meant to be the first in a trilogy tentatively named Destiny. Do review! It?s my first original fiction, and I need all the help I can get!

1,717 Words,  Started 02/12/2006,  Updated 02/12/2006

Sultana and the Labradoodle

by blue artemis

Severus's new familiar thinks Luna's Labradoodle is her mother.

533 Words,  Started 11/02/2009,  Completed 11/02/2009

For the Children

by pokeystar

Draco and Hermione get a Crup.

608 Words,  Started 04/15/2009,  Completed 04/15/2009

The Filius Files Redux: How Scrimgeour Got His Limp

by Pyttan

How did Scrimgeour get that limp of his?

6,431 Words,  Started 01/20/2013,  Completed 01/20/2013

Secret Santa

by quirkyslayer

Lavender had some wild ideas mainly one that she initiated at their work party. What's everyone to do when she suggests they pick the name out of a hat of the guy they're going to take home with them? Hermione is NOT happy, or is she? HrH

3,837 Words,  Started 12/24/2005,  Completed 12/24/2005

Potterbore, or Not Quite as Good as The Phoenix Owner's Lament

by peskipiksi

A Songfic for Gilbert and Sullivan fans.

477 Words,  Started 02/13/2013,  Completed 02/13/2013

The Sorting Hat

by sigh

My take on how the Sorting Hat came into being. Told from Salazar's perspective.

1,006 Words,  Started 11/11/2005,  Completed 11/11/2005

Drabbles, Drabbles, and More Drabbles – Round Ten

by Pearle

A dozen 100-word drabbles in all, ranging from C to L (G to NC17) in rating and a variety of subjects. Enjoy!

1,784 Words,  Started 11/11/2005,  Completed 11/11/2005

Drabbles, Drabbles, and More Drabbles – Round Nine

by Pearle

Another baker's dozen ? Thirteen 100-word drabbles in all, ranging from C to L (G to NC17) in rating and a variety of subjects. Enjoy!

Spoiler Warning: The last drabble has direct information about book 6. Do not read past the set of double lines if you don't want information about the Half-Blood Prince.

1,994 Words,  Started 08/08/2005,  Completed 08/08/2005

Iasiaesque

by Leilani King

This is something different....I wrote it at the request of a poet friend called Iasia. She claimed mine were all depressing, sooo...written in the style of Iasia. Here it is.

135 Words,  Started 07/20/2005,  Updated 07/20/2005

The Annual Christmas Wager

by flaminia_x

Severus and Minerva have their own, secret, private holiday tradition, and the only one who knows is Albus Dumbledore. And he's not telling.

2,019 Words,  Started 08/23/2013,  Completed 08/23/2013

Veelantine Surprise

by unseenlibrarian

After sharing a New Year's Eve kiss with Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy begins a journey of self-discovery. Who knew a male Veela would suffer such trials and tribulations as he pursues his mate?

1,364 Words,  Started 09/06/2013,  Updated 09/06/2013

Moonlight and Madness

by kittylefish

Severus is behaving rather strangely; Remus decides to go along for the ride.

53 Words,  Started 09/27/2009,  Completed 09/27/2009

Tonks and Kingsley Revisited

by Ms_Figg

Tonks, Kingsley, Hermione and Severus live at number twelve, Grimmauld Place as Order members. Tonks and Kingsley have a "thing" going on, as do Severus and Hermione. Tonks' talent for morphing while "doing the do" has Kingsley's nose wide open. She also has a very naughty, secret wish concerning Hermione and Severus. Will she do anything about it?

3,710 Words,  Started 08/18/2008,  Completed 08/18/2008

Tribute to the Potions Master

by FlyingMermaid

To the tune of 'Jingle Bells'. Inspired by and dedicated to LOTM for her wicked, wicked ways! ;)

*AN*I would like to apologize in advance for this travesty but I just couldn't help myself after reading LOTM's 'Carol of the Dark Lord'. I laughed until I peed my, I mean until I cried.

265 Words,  Started 02/13/2010,  Completed 02/13/2010

Intervention

by IrishEspressoGirl

Blaise gets some inside information.

857 Words,  Started 07/10/2008,  Completed 07/10/2008

Weary In Wiltshire

by Darkrivertempest

After suffering at the ignominious hands of Fate, Lucius Malfoy realizes that if he doesn’t take it upon himself to change the direction of Draco’s life, future generations might be at risk. Fortunately, he has a very willing partner-in-crime to help him accomplish this monumental feat: Rose Weasley.

10,071 Words,  Started 03/07/2010,  Updated 03/22/2010