Humor

Romeo, He's Not

by luvscharlie

When he humiliates her in front of the Order, Tonks tries to stay away. However, she always finds her willpower lacking when it comes to resisting Fred Weasley.

754 Words,  Started 06/15/2008,  Completed 06/15/2008

Teaching New Tricks

by Clairvoyant

Professor Binns doesn't adapt well to change. Can the headmistress help him come to accept it? Winner, Best Use of Prompt at the LJ Community ptterpr0nprmpts for September 2010.

1,034 Words,  Started 10/02/2010,  Completed 10/02/2010

The Potions Master's Buttons or Button Button Who's Got the Button

by potionmistress60

Severus Snape has several admirers. He finds out, however, the ups and downs of being the center of a button fetish. Pairing: Snape/Rosmerta

10,813 Words,  Started 11/04/2006,  Updated 11/28/2006

Drabbles, Drabbles, and More Drabbles – Round Seven

by Pearle

Twelve more, and yet another dozen - Twelve 100-word drabbles in all, ranging from K to MA (G to NC17) in rating and a variety of subjects. Enjoy!

1,825 Words,  Started 05/28/2005,  Completed 05/28/2005

Draco's Trick

by norwegianeyes

Draco can't stand hot weather.

296 Words,  Started 06/28/2009,  Completed 06/28/2009

Stumbling Into Ecstacy

by Snapekat

Did you know Snape had a foot fetish? Neither did she.

2,323 Words,  Started 05/03/2008,  Completed 05/03/2008

Midnight Rendezvous

by shosier

Fred and George get caught breaking curfew their very first night at Hogwarts. Second place winner for "Fred and George's First Encounter with Filch" contest at The Leaky Cauldron.

756 Words,  Started 10/05/2010,  Completed 10/05/2010

Veggie!H/D Episode II: A Portrait of Miracles

by potteresque_ire

Sequel to Veggie!H/D Episode I: Eggplant Parmesan. Heaven is where one lets go of the past, while keeping faith in the dreams for the future; this is true for Veggie Heaven as well. An out of this world romance featuring Eggplant!Draco and Tomato!Harry, their veggie and not so veggie friends, and a bundle of ... miracles.

6,977 Words,  Started 06/15/2008,  Completed 06/15/2008

The Wizard's Robes

by Pennfana

Ron Weasley steps out of the Three Broomsticks and into a folk song. Sort of.

2,698 Words,  Started 05/26/2010,  Completed 05/26/2010

With His Hand in the Cookie Jar

by norwegianeyes

It's not Sirius' fault that Hermione makes delicious cookies.

239 Words,  Started 07/04/2009,  Completed 07/04/2009

Snapely Drabbles

by Squibstress

A series of 4 drabbles, three humorous, one serious,written for the Snape100 community on LiveJournal.

865 Words,  Started 11/21/2013,  Completed 11/21/2013

Little Black Thong

by MystressXOXO

Harry helps Draco make an important purchase.

688 Words,  Started 07/06/2009,  Completed 07/06/2009

Professor Drabbles

by phoenix

13 100 word vignettes about our favorite Hogwarts professors, or not so favorite professors. The character death is for the obvious, Professor Binns.

1,548 Words,  Started 02/12/2006,  Completed 02/12/2006

Scarlet

by mrs_nott

Ginny remembers her outrage, the itch in her veins to punch the lights out of this sad excuse of a human being. She remembers the amusement in his voice and the way he looked at her. She knew this look. She knew he was undressing her with his eyes. Ginny knew this man she had never met before was thinking about fucking her tight against some cheap motel wall. She thought about walking away. She thought about not waiting for the light to change and maybe getting killed in the process. She thought about telling him to sod the fuck off. Instead, she wound up saying, "You've got it wrong. I'm a hundred-pound whore." AU Non-magic. H/G, mainly.

2,309 Words,  Started 06/07/2010,  Updated 06/07/2010

Drabbles, Drabbles, and More Drabbles – Round 4

by Pearle

Anyone up for another dozen? - Twelve 100-word drabbles in all, ranging from K to MA (G to R) in rating and a variety of subjects. Enjoy!

1,669 Words,  Started 04/24/2005,  Completed 04/24/2005

The Deal that Screwed Padfoot (but Helped Moony)

by purpleygirl

Snape gives Sirius the chance to help Remus out. Sirius doesn’t realise just how far his part of the bargain will go. But then, neither does Snape.

3,426 Words,  Started 10/02/2013,  Completed 10/02/2013

Termination Clause

by Ladymage Samiko

Hermione demands her just due. For the GS100 'Compensation' challenge.

110 Words,  Started 05/11/2008,  Completed 05/11/2008

How Alpine Skiing Was Invented

by Moreteadk

Once upon a time there was only cross country skiing...

1,094 Words,  Started 02/13/2010,  Completed 02/13/2010

Harry Potter and Regius de Astralis

by AcaciaJules

As Harry's fifth year looms, odd things begin to occur. Fleur returns to teach at Hogwarts as promised. What if Harry had a destiny not even Dumbledore knew of? A prophecy tells of a coming war, and of a King who can deliver them all from evil, with an heir of le Fay by his side to set wrongs right long ago committed. [Harry/Fleur]

4,305 Words,  Started 06/22/2006,  Updated 06/22/2006

Heat Wave

by imhilien

It's a hot day at Grimmauld Place and Snape finds his peace interrupted by Hermione. AU. For the 'Undone' challenge at grangersnape100 (3x100).

330 Words,  Started 05/15/2011,  Completed 05/15/2011

Poem from Herm to Sev

by CantSpell

A poem written by Hermione to Severus.

119 Words,  Started 02/26/2006,  Updated 02/26/2006

Severus Snape and the Flobberworm

by sylvanawood

When Voldemort tries to take over Hogwarts, he encounters an unexpected antagonist.

1,607 Words,  Started 01/05/2007,  Completed 01/05/2007

Ten Lifetimes

by OzRatbag2

Hermione shares some precious memories.

2,836 Words,  Started 12/17/2010,  Completed 12/17/2010

The Naughtiest Boy Helps a Friend

by Squibstress

Severus and Minerva are given an odious chore. They find a way to make the best of it.

3,447 Words,  Started 05/06/2011,  Completed 05/06/2011

The Fairy Lantern

by magalena

Hermione finds herself in a difficult situation. Severus to the rescue.

This fic was 2011 birthday fic for talesofsnape, her only prompt was fairy.

2,979 Words,  Started 05/03/2011,  Completed 05/03/2011