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Stories Authors Clairvoyant
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Clairvoyant

Member Since 2007  |  12 Stories  |  Favorited by 42  |  585 Reviews Written  |  281 Review Responses

I'm a fifty-year-old working mom and wife.  I discovered HP fanfiction late in 2007 and fell in love.  My favorite pairing is SS/HG, but I also enjoy stories featuring the triumvirate of Slytherin bad boys:  Severus, Lucius and Draco!  

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Humor Romance Smut Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 54,333 Words 12 Chapters Complete

Handbook for the Recently Deceased

by Clairvoyant

85 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Snape awakens in the Shrieking Shack to find his world upended. A story written for MoreThanMolly, the LJ community celebrating the awesomeness of überfangirls MollysSister and MoreThanSirius.

54,333 Words,  Started 02/20/2014,  Completed 05/08/2014

Humor Romance Smut Potions Under Duress 24,197 Words 7 Chapters Complete

The Ice-Cream Man Cometh

by Clairvoyant

76 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

Unspeakable Severus Snape accepts an unusual assignment without considering the consequences. His colleague Hermione Granger reluctantly helps prepare him for the mysterious mission. How will these two solitary, headstrong individuals learn to play nice together?

24,197 Words,  Started 01/20/2012,  Completed 04/05/2012

General Drabble/100-Word GrangerSnape100 354 Words 3 Chapters WIP

Pygmalion and Galatea

by Clairvoyant

21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

The artist considers how to create the perfect mate.

354 Words,  Started 08/27/2009,  Updated 09/05/2009

Humor Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 2,506 Words 1 Chapter Complete

That Voodoo That You Do So Well

by Clairvoyant

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

An incident at the international potions conference causes Severus to forget social convention. Hermione sets him straight as she calms him down in her own unique way.

2,506 Words,  Started 12/31/2010,  Completed 12/31/2010

Angst Drabble/100-Word GrangerSnape100 111 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Comfort of Dreams

by Clairvoyant

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Hermione must decide which is better, dream or reality?

111 Words,  Started 08/17/2009,  Completed 08/17/2009

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word GrangerSnape100 115 Words 1 Chapter Complete

With a Little Bit of Luck

by Clairvoyant

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

What is she doing with that clover?

115 Words,  Started 10/20/2009,  Completed 10/20/2009

Humor Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 1,347 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Camp Wildewizard

by Clairvoyant

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Severus helps Hermione deal with a challenging situation: sending her son away to camp.

1,347 Words,  Started 07/21/2009,  Completed 07/21/2009

Humor Slash Forbidden Forest 7,107 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Gilderoy and Lucius: The Battle for Peacock Domination

by Clairvoyant

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Gilderoy Lockhart has a new roommate at St. Mungo's: Lucius Malfoy, freshly released from Azkaban.

7,107 Words,  Started 03/21/2010,  Completed 03/21/2010

Humor Romance Smut Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 1,011 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Lucky Charms

by Clairvoyant

6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Ron's breakfast cereal is magically delicious in more ways than one. Is there really a (sur)prize in every box?

1,011 Words,  Started 06/04/2010,  Completed 06/04/2010

Drama Angst Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 370 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Never Let Them See You Cry

by Clairvoyant

6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

Hermione mourns Severus in her own way.

370 Words,  Started 09/16/2009,  Completed 09/16/2009

Humor Smut ptterpr0nprmpts 1,069 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Sam, You Made the Pants Too Long

by Clairvoyant

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

When it comes to customer service, Madam Malkin is heads above the competition. Winner, Mod's Choice at the LJ Community ptterpr0nprmpts for October 2010.

1,069 Words,  Started 11/04/2010,  Completed 11/04/2010

Humor Smut Hogwarts Castle 1,034 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Teaching New Tricks

by Clairvoyant

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Professor Binns doesn't adapt well to change. Can the headmistress help him come to accept it? Winner, Best Use of Prompt at the LJ Community ptterpr0nprmpts for September 2010.

1,034 Words,  Started 10/02/2010,  Completed 10/02/2010

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