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Potions Under Duress The Ice-Cream Man Cometh
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The Ice-Cream Man Cometh

1: Chapter One

2: Chapter Two

3: Chapter Three

4: Chapter Four

5: Chapter Five

6: Chapter Six

7: Chapter Seven

The Ice-Cream Man Cometh

Clairvoyant

76 Reviews   |   76 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

Humor Romance Smut Potions Under Duress 24,197 Words 7 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Original Character Severus Snape

Unspeakable Severus Snape accepts an unusual assignment without considering the consequences. His colleague Hermione Granger reluctantly helps prepare him for the mysterious mission. How will these two solitary, headstrong individuals learn to play nice together?

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Chapters (7)

Chapter 1: Chapter One

Chapter 2: Chapter Two

Chapter 3: Chapter Three

Chapter 4: Chapter Four

Chapter 5: Chapter Five

Chapter 6: Chapter Six

Chapter 7: Chapter Seven


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Clairvoyant

Member Since 2007  |  12 Stories  |  Favorited by 42  |  585 Reviews Written  |  281 Review Responses

I'm a fifty-year-old working mom and wife.  I discovered HP fanfiction late in 2007 and fell in love.  My favorite pairing is SS/HG, but I also enjoy stories featuring the triumvirate of Slytherin bad boys:  Severus, Lucius and Draco!  

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TheCopperDragon2004

Haha, cute story, but I miss out on the fluffy parts. :( But the thought of Snape having to drive a ice cream truck is awesome. Lol.

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anoesis

Oh, bless you Lloyd! You have to be careful approaching parked cars...
Lovely story!

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anoesis

They're both doing a fair bit of sharing, aren't they? Hopefully Brian will find a way for them to be together...

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anoesis

Tut tut, Snape. You can't get away with quoting to text to Hermione - she'll know!

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anoesis

“Well, you're much better off than Doyle. He recites dirty limericks. How embarrassing.”
I love the idea of the secrecy vows taking that form. Funny.

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anoesis

Learning to drive in  DeLorean? Nice! Shame about the ditch...

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anoesis

I'm loving Brian! I can't wait to see Snape's attempts behind the wheel!

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anoesis

 Even teenagers can learn to drive...
Yep, cos it's that easy!

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phoenix

Very nicely done. I like how Brian got the 'last word'. And it really was fortuitous of Lloyd to show up, wasn't it? At least that got it on in a proper location.

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phoenix

Very nicely done. I love him wanting to ask Brian for advice and then getting prickly when he gets the advice before he asks for it. It was so simple a solution to actually just ask her out, but that's a big step for him isn't it?

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phoenix

Such a nice moment while waiting for the RAC. I almost wonder if Hermione borrowed the beater for a reason? And I just love that he doesn't get the Back to the Future reference. That would be a fun one to explain. LOL

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phoenix

Well, that wasn't as bad as it could have been. Silly dog. I love the H2G2 as her choice of book. Perhaps they can actually have a real conversation while waiting for repairs. After all, they are going to a pub.

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phoenix

Oh, my. His poor neighbor's car. And I love his bluntness with Hermione, followed by desperation once blackmail failed.

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phoenix

I love the Brain he's working with. Nice companion for him. And oh, boy, learning to drive. This ought to be interesting.

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phoenix

Excellent. He didn't quite bollox everything up and now he has Brian trying to play matchmaker. LOL I love how he's going to get after Brian about gossip.

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moor

This was awesome--I loved the humour in it! ^_^b

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Ljpjcg

A very very fun story!  I loved reading Snape's  and Brian's conversations, Snape's methodical internal driving monologue and his sheepish lustful granger thoughts. And the ending was sexy and cute at the same time.

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Lightening

Great ending! Very fun

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persefone

I liked the Brainy-Brian turn. Very original! 

10/10

nagandsev

Yea!!! More Brian the brain! Brian is a sweetie - only seeing the best in everyone; I do so love his and Sev's banter (was worried a bit at the omnious overtones at the very beginning - but he was just missing Sev--quite understand!). Love Hermione and Severus' scene - and the reference to Back to the Future and Macfly, sr! - Awww, poor Sev, he must see the movie - good guys should get the girl! xxx

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nagandsev

Yes, yes, yes, C! Loooved the foreplay--so glad Severus finally go to experience that significant function of an automobile - lol! Love this story--just am beaming and warmth in my heart from it!

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Bettina

He could invite her for an ice cream!A very nice story with both heros well in character!

Response from Clairvoyant (Author of The Ice-Cream Man Cometh)

Ice cream?  That would be a sweet date. ;)  Thanks for reading and reviewing,

Response from Clairvoyant (Author of The Ice-Cream Man Cometh)

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ks51689

It's good to see Hermione and Severus are continuing to open up to each other.  Hopefully, Severus can find the courage to ask her out.  Of course, Brian is doing a marvelous job of boosting his confidence... sort of lol.  Oh and I appreciated how you had Hermione describe Severus' resemblance to George McFly lol ("if you squint and look through a petroleum jelly-smeared lens").  Looking forward to the next chapter!

Response from Clairvoyant (Author of The Ice-Cream Man Cometh)

Snape would ask her out just to shut Brian up, although he is a very encouraging friend.  He's secretly happy she compared him to a hero, although he would scoff if anyone mentioned that in public.  You know, Marty is cute, but there's something about George... a fire smouldering underneath his quiet exterior. ;)Thanks for reading and reviewing, ks.

10/10

MsTree

Getting dating advice from a Brain named Brian? Wait, wasn't that the name of a movie somewhere? *grin* Great chapter. Love the give and take between the characters. ^_^

Response from Clairvoyant (Author of The Ice-Cream Man Cometh)

Maybe Brian gave advice to the lovelorn in his previous life?  Who knows?  He's really good at it, though.  Thanks for reading and reviewing,

Response from Clairvoyant (Author of The Ice-Cream Man Cometh)

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10/10

cottontail

Excellent chapter.  Sorry, having a problem with the computer.  

Response from Clairvoyant (Author of The Ice-Cream Man Cometh)

Thanks again,

Response from Clairvoyant (Author of The Ice-Cream Man Cometh)

.  *grrr* Modern technology can be touchy at times.  Hope your computer has recovered.

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