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Stories Authors Pennfana
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Pennfana

Member Since 2005  |  38 Stories  |  Favorited by 15  |  134 Reviews Written  |  358 Review Responses

I always feel extremely strange when I'm writing these things, having never really been all that good at talking about myself.  In any case, here are the basics: I'm a 41-year-old Canadian who started reading the Harry Potter books about twenty years (!) ago just to see what all the fuss was about.  I wrote my first fanfic about a year later, and I've been semi-active in the fandom ever since.  I am very musical; I play the bagpipes, I've played the violin since I was about nine years old and I sing with two choirs (a community choir I've been singing with since 1997 and a church choir I've been singing with since late 2008).   Writing is also one of my many obsessions, and (much to my relief) the monstrous case of writer's block which grabbed me for a couple of years seems to be gradually letting go.  Even so, should I submit any chaptered fics here, it's reasonable to assume that the updates will be pretty far apart even if they're actually finished before I start posting.  It's not intentional; I'm just, at times, a little forgetful.

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Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 301 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Nightmare In Pink Sequins

by Pennfana

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

She's holding something in her hands. It's a dress. Uh-oh...

301 Words,  Started 03/31/2013,  Completed 03/31/2013

Humor Azkaban Prison 11,137 Words 4 Chapters Complete

The Dark Revival

by Pennfana

17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

Voldemort, believing that the Death Eaters are losing their enthusiasm, decides to try to rekindle their fervour through the most desperate of measures: a tent revival. (The rating is for the occasional use of bad language.)

11,137 Words,  Started 04/28/2007,  Completed 03/08/2008

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 384 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Knuts To You

by Pennfana

16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Severus remembers why being careful with his words is a good idea.

384 Words,  Started 06/09/2013,  Completed 06/09/2013

Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 1,195 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Halloween Rite

by Pennfana

16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

Snape has a ritual he performs every Halloween...

1,195 Words,  Started 10/25/2009,  Completed 10/25/2009

Romance Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Epilogue What Epilogue? Saturday Night Drabbles 1,130 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Sudden Change of Plans

by Pennfana

16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

On the night before her wedding, Hermione receives a surprise visitor.

1,130 Words,  Started 08/01/2010,  Completed 08/01/2010

Angst Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 447 Words 1 Chapter Complete

My Sister's Eyes

by Pennfana

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Lily’s dead. Gone forever. My heart grows heavy and I feel tears start to wet my cheeks.

447 Words,  Started 11/29/2009,  Completed 11/29/2009

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 303 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Change of Name

by Pennfana

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

Just another day at the Ministry of Magic...

303 Words,  Started 02/17/2007,  Completed 02/17/2007

Romance Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 555 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Proposition

by Pennfana

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Viktor smiled at her, his suggestion practically still hanging in the air between them. "So, what do you think? Shall we do it?"

555 Words,  Started 08/05/2012,  Completed 08/05/2012

Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 2,300 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Macarena and Cheese

by Pennfana

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Voldemort has a not-so-great idea.

2,300 Words,  Started 08/22/2010,  Completed 08/22/2010

Humor Alternate Universe TPP Every Flavour Auction 3,756 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Most Unusual Tea Party

by Pennfana

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

What happens when Voldemort, Lucius, Draco, Severus and Hermione sit down for a lovely cup of tea?

3,756 Words,  Started 03/01/2011,  Completed 03/01/2011

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 872 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Regular! Ordinary! Scottish Potion Time!

by Pennfana

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

In English! Potion-making like you've never seen it before. Thank goodness.

872 Words,  Started 09/14/2011,  Completed 09/14/2011

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 401 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Kittens!

by Pennfana

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Romilda Vane finds herself in an unusual situation. (The warning is for an act which is referred to, not actually depicted.)

401 Words,  Started 02/15/2010,  Completed 02/15/2010

General Drabble/100-Word Bulgarian Connections 893 Words 1 Chapter Complete

One Small Word

by Pennfana

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Viktor teaches himself how to say a word he's always had trouble with. (Canon-compliant through most of DH, but disregards the epilogue.)

893 Words,  Started 10/17/2010,  Completed 10/17/2010

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 793 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Bog Rolls

by Pennfana

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

What is it that's got some of the students into such a panicked state?

793 Words,  Started 07/05/2013,  Completed 07/05/2013

Humor Hogwarts Castle 3,654 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Telegram For Professor Snape!

by Pennfana

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Severus had never expected that the worst day of his life would have nothing to do with Voldemort.

3,654 Words,  Started 10/26/2010,  Completed 10/26/2010

Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 337 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Accident

by Pennfana

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Something unfortunate happens to Snape.

337 Words,  Started 04/04/2010,  Completed 04/04/2010

Humor Hogwarts Castle 633 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Fan Mail

by Pennfana

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

The survivors of the victorious side of the Final Battle get fan mail. (Alternate universe.)

633 Words,  Started 11/13/2008,  Completed 11/13/2008

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 209 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Cake Wreck

by Pennfana

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Harry orders a cake. What he gets is not what he expected.

209 Words,  Started 11/19/2009,  Completed 11/19/2009

Humor Alternate Universe Hogwarts Castle 2,235 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Longing Beyond Reason

by Pennfana

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

Lupin is consumed with an overwhelming desire for...what? With cameo appearances by Hogwarts teachers, various random house elves, deadly bakeries and a very special singing telegram.

2,235 Words,  Started 10/22/2005,  Completed 10/22/2005

Humor Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Malfoy Manor 665 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Malfoy Dairy

by Pennfana

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

What's so unusual about the Malfoy Dairy, anyway?

665 Words,  Started 08/08/2010,  Completed 08/08/2010

Humor Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Saturday Night Drabbles 1,150 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Great Cookie Theft

by Pennfana

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Somebody who steals from the Weasley cookie jar gets more out of the bargain than he expects to.

1,150 Words,  Started 07/05/2010,  Completed 07/05/2010

General Hogwarts Castle 1,237 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Remembrance

by Pennfana

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

One hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort, people still remember.

1,237 Words,  Started 05/02/2010,  Completed 05/02/2010

Angst Romance Hogwarts Castle 1,717 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Harry's Problem

by Pennfana

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

It's a beautiful, sunny afternoon, and Hermione is relaxing with a book, a cat and a hot cup of tea. Nothing can possibly go wrong... or can it?

1,717 Words,  Started 03/16/2008,  Completed 03/16/2008

Humor General Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Hogwarts Castle 131 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Teatime

by Pennfana

6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Taking a break from the action of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"...

131 Words,  Started 04/25/2008,  Completed 04/25/2008

Humor Romance Malfoy Manor 1,633 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Draco's Problem

by Pennfana

5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Draco has a problem. Crookshanks brings Hermione to help him out of it. Will he be willing to pay the price she asks for her aid?

1,633 Words,  Started 07/08/2010,  Completed 07/08/2010

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