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The Last Dance

by beaweasley2

* * This story is AU as I wrote it after HBP. * *

There is nothing like a few glasses of good elf-made Liliaberry champagne to lift your mood and help ease the pain of being ignored by your one true love. However, at Bill and Fleur’s wedding, Ginny may have had a few flutes too many.

3,204 Words,  Started 11/01/2007,  Completed 11/01/2007

All I Want For My Birthday is a Toy Broom

by norwegianeyes

Why is it so hard to get a birthday present for a three year old?

615 Words,  Started 09/04/2008,  Completed 09/04/2008

My Virgin Eyes!

by flaminia_x

″Moony, your … offspring is buggering my grandson!″

2,754 Words,  Started 08/24/2013,  Completed 08/24/2013

Room 211

by DawnEB

Severus follows Hermione to a Muggle hotel.

A drabble series of 12 X 100 words, for the GS100 Deception and Undergarment challenges.

1,242 Words,  Started 07/09/2007,  Completed 07/09/2007

You are Impossible, Harry Potter!

by mauvemagique

The idea came from SW69’s birthday challenge. I thought, instead of mine, I would write one birthday story for Hermione, another one for Severus, and maybe one for Harry. As this one is for Severus' birthday, his choice of attire, or the lack of it, is entirely his...

823 Words,  Started 03/17/2008,  Completed 03/17/2008

Cocos Nucifera

by Pennfana

While updating his lesson plans, Snape hears something that makes him think of Lily. Possibly slightly out-of-character.

1,038 Words,  Started 12/16/2009,  Completed 12/16/2009

One Night at a Petrol Station

by Lady Lanera

During the annual Halloween feast, Snape decides to accept Dumbledore's offered lemon drop. Never before did Snape realize that he'd end up hearing from Harry Potter that he is the boy's hero, though, as a result. Inspired by a YouTube vid.

3,777 Words,  Started 12/10/2010,  Completed 12/10/2010

So Close...

by Rose of the West

She had every intention of accepting the proposal she engineered.

460 Words,  Started 07/25/2010,  Completed 07/25/2010

You're a Mean One, Mr. Filch

by HermioneWeasley1972

This is a song about Mr. Filch sung to You're a mean one Mr. Grinch. Enjoy!

210 Words,  Started 12/12/2007,  Completed 12/12/2007

Boys

by earth_fae

A funny little poem I made up.
P.S. The last word isn't supposed to ryhme. It's part of the joke. A lot of people didn't get that when I told them, so I just wanted to clear that up.

33 Words,  Started 10/21/2007,  Completed 10/21/2007

We Didn't Start the Fandom

by Merlina Thalia

Sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel

448 Words,  Started 07/01/2007,  Completed 07/01/2007

Jack O'Lantern James

by Gmariam

A Halloween prank turns against James and Sirius - not once, but twice.

1,243 Words,  Started 10/16/2009,  Completed 10/16/2009

Pomona, Potions and Passiflora

by Fishy

Minerva has a surprise when visiting Hogwarts' greenhouses.

1,495 Words,  Started 07/28/2013,  Updated 07/28/2013

Prawns On Parade

by TempestOfDreams

Professor Snape encounters Pansy Parkinson... visiting... the giant squid.

159 Words,  Started 08/27/2006,  Completed 08/27/2006

Zoo

by SS Lupin

Draco doesn't like the zoo, but Harry's making it a little bit better. Written during Potter_Place chat for the Truth or Dare Challenge.

338 Words,  Started 04/25/2008,  Completed 04/25/2008

The Plushie or A Reality All Its Own

by Pearle

A plushie, by its very nature, could not do anything remotely human, its sole function in life being to collect dust. But where would our story be if that were the case? Then again, the mind knows no limits when engaged in the magic of writing. Or engaged in Magic, it would seem...Severus Snape/Hermione Granger (One-shot)...Please be warned, it does contain spoilers for several of Shiv's wonderful stories.

3,080 Words,  Started 01/09/2006,  Completed 01/09/2006

Polywater

by Tevildo

Neville saves the world!

981 Words,  Started 09/14/2005,  Completed 09/14/2005

Last Call

by pokeystar

Sometimes, when you're done, you're done.

581 Words,  Started 03/09/2010,  Completed 03/09/2010

Jewel Saga

by Fairfield

Our intrepid heroes and heroines are on another quest.

3,426 Words,  Started 03/27/2016,  Updated 03/27/2016

Size Matters

by laurielove

Hermione, Ginny and Hannah ponder the relative size of various parts of their professor's anatomy.

2,863 Words,  Started 03/30/2011,  Completed 03/30/2011

The Twelve Days of Christmas

by beaweasley2

A little tight on the Knuts this year, Ginny decided to rewrite the lyrics for The Twelve Days Of Christmas for Hermione. Who knows, maybe she could get her to sing it with her at the Christmas feast for Dumbledore?

480 Words,  Started 12/02/2007,  Completed 12/02/2007

Faking It

by themadmermaid

Draco needs Ginny's help, and she's quite pleased to have the upper hand, but his simple favor turns into something much more complicated. This was written for delayed_poet as part of the 2008 Weasley Fest exchange on LJ.

5,527 Words,  Started 09/13/2008,  Completed 09/13/2008

Know When to Hold ‘Em: A Meme-Based Minific

by dracontia

Severus and Luna, in the Elevator, With a Deck of Cards. It really isn’t what it sounds like. Or maybe it is.

670 Words,  Started 11/06/2014,  Completed 11/06/2014

I'll Have Myself a Very Dreary Christmas

by Southern_Witch_69

A filk to "Have Yourself a Very Merry Christmas"

132 Words,  Started 12/02/2007,  Completed 12/02/2007

The Pureblood's Tale, Supplement

by Fawkes_07

A couple of short drabbles just for grownups. These were conceived as part of Chapter 27 of my fic, HP and the Heirs of Slytherin. Sadly, they are just not right for my 9-year-old and had to be kept separate from the main story. Those of you that are reading Heirs might enjoy a chuckle or two.

413 Words,  Started 06/06/2007,  Completed 06/06/2007