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Hermione's Cinderella Adventure (Or a Facsimile of One)
75 Ratings, 0 Likes, 58 Favorites )Written for the SS/HG Summer 2007 Exchange, which was prior to Deathly Hallows. Hermione joins the Potters for a Disney family vacation. Little did she know what surprises she would find there.
16,519 Words, Started 03/12/2008, Completed 05/02/2008
Affected Recollections
75 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Hermione Granger is charged with the task of preparing Severus Snape's memories for trial.
12,473 Words, Started 02/04/2013, Completed 02/21/2013
W-Harmony
by peppermint
75 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )The Yenta is never who you expect it to be.
8,749 Words, Started 09/18/2009, Updated 07/31/2012
Don't Get Me Wrong
by bleddyn
75 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )Written for the 2012 SSHG Exchange. When a determined Hufflepuff decides that Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are meant for each other, they really don't stand a chance.
27,698 Words, Started 03/16/2013, Completed 05/04/2013
The Encounter of the Snapes
73 Ratings, 0 Likes, 27 Favorites )Fanon-Snape meets Canon-Snape.
1,607 Words, Started 10/20/2008, Completed 06/27/2009
Whom the Gods Annoy
73 Ratings, 0 Likes, 29 Favorites )Ron, Harry and Hermione discover the consequences of their inaction with regard to saving the life of one Chosen by the gods – or in this case, goddess. And it all becomes vastly more complicated when the school hires workmen to fix the battle damage at Hogwarts.
This was my submission for the SSHG summer 2010 Exchange, written to a prompt by Tribunicianveto. My wonderful Beta was Subversa.
30,281 Words, Started 09/28/2010, Completed 09/28/2010
If Wishes Were Fishes
by debjunk
73 Ratings, 0 Likes, 37 Favorites )Severus comes face-to-face with his fairy godmother. Will he accept her offer to grant a wish? More importantly... will his wish come true?
17,107 Words, Started 01/24/2010, Completed 03/25/2010
The Act
72 Ratings, 0 Likes, 147 Favorites )Government-in-action. Oh, crap.
17,477 Words, Started 08/17/2006, Completed 08/17/2006
The Courting of Hermione
by peppermint
72 Ratings, 0 Likes, 43 Favorites )GS100 Regency Challenge. Flowery prose, virginal maidens, and tall dark potions professors. *swoon*
3,126 Words, Started 09/04/2007, Completed 12/02/2008
Divorce
by chivalric
72 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )Winner for the Anything Goes Challenge's One Shot Category! The marriage law turned out to be a disaster, and now couples are getting divorced as soon as possible. Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are looking forward to it – they only have to come to an agreement about their possessions, which isn't an easy thing.
3,468 Words, Started 06/22/2008, Completed 06/22/2008
Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie
by gingertart
70 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Twenty-nine years later, Rose Weasley declares her love for Scorpius Malfoy. Molly orders Arthur to have nothing to do with the Malfoys, so Hermione, now widowed, finds herself acting as the head of her family. Naturally, she turns to a book for advice on courting rituals; however, it fails to warn her about jealous Malfoys, the usefulness of owlBay, hungry horses, wizards in cricket whites, interfering elves, perspicacious offspring, the lure of libraries or the life-long loyalty of Crups. She does discover a fondness for elf-made wine and the production thereof, even though 'Château Bonfoi Elf-made Wines' has absolutely nothing to do with Lucius and everything to do with a mysterious arbiter – who is perfectly capable of telling Lucius exactly where he can stick his wand.
24,043 Words, Started 05/01/2013, Completed 06/06/2013
... With Feeling
69 Ratings, 0 Likes, 47 Favorites )Hermione withstands a failing marriage while Severus seeks the help of a psychiatrist. Takes place during the time period of the Epilogue (19 years later).
6,218 Words, Started 05/03/2008, Updated 11/09/2010
Dracpunzel
by dracontia
69 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Once upon a time, Lucius Malfoy decided to execute a tediously convoluted scheme that went (from his perspective, at least) ridiculously wrong. That really narrows it down, doesn’t it?
22,495 Words, Started 11/12/2013, Completed 10/10/2014
Learning Curve
by Melenka
69 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Hermione makes a terrible mistake and turns to Professor Snape for help.
12,179 Words, Started 02/09/2012, Completed 03/16/2012
Sin and Virtue
by Pearle
68 Ratings, 0 Likes, 76 Favorites )Sin and virtue: can one exist without the other? And to what end do they determine our final outcome? Severus ponders these very questions as he tries to determine exactly where he's ended up. Is love really the answer? (Rating is for language, one word really)
***New*** Chapter Four: What's Love Got To Do With It?
Now complete in four chapters!
12,336 Words, Started 12/28/2006, Completed 03/21/2007
Changing Constellations
68 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Hermione had always assumed that if the war hadn't defeated her, nothing could. Constantly going in and out of St Mungo’s as a patient with a rare autoimmune disease was not how she would have chosen to spend the six months after Voldemort’s fall.
40,174 Words, Started 05/29/2012, Completed 10/18/2012
Cursed
by Pearle
68 Ratings, 0 Likes, 85 Favorites )Hermione seeks an elusive cure for the lasting effects of a curse Bellatrix Lestrange managed to hit her with during the Battle of Hogwarts. Her life has been lost to endless bouts of pain and despair that have plagued her these last two years. But her luck may finally be changing. A reference to a Dark potion in an obscure book may hold the key to her cure. But where will she find a Potions master knowledgeable enough to brew it? Written for Warded_Portal for the SSHG Winter 2007 exchange.
Prompt: AU, EWE: Hurt/comfort. Years after the final battle, Hermione struggles daily with the after effects of Bellatrix Lestrange's special brand of Crucio. St. Mungo's advises treating the symptoms, but Hermione wants to live her life. She goes to the oldest center of Wizarding population, Alexandria, Egypt, chasing a rumour: a Potions master with a dual expertise in Legilimency. For some reason, he doesn't want to help her. Without knowing his true identity, Hermione must persuade him she is worth his time. Romance, happy ending please. (Bonuses include: archaeology, magical artifacts, history, dusty libraries, and moments of crazy stupid in love).
18,380 Words, Started 11/27/2008, Completed 11/27/2008
Damned House-Elves!
by braye27
68 Ratings, 0 Likes, 28 Favorites )Severus Snape finds himself drawn to the new Charms Mistress. Unfortunately, he also finds himself repulsed by certain circumstances not under his control. What do Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and house-elves have to do with Friday nights at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
5,969 Words, Started 11/15/2008, Completed 11/15/2008
The Thin Man
by duniazade
68 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )Trust Luna to marry someone who doesn't exist.
Author's Notes: The Thin Man was written for bethbethbeth during the Snuna Exchange on Livejournal. Her prompt was: Everybody's intrigued when The Quibbler announces the marriage of Associate Editor Luna Lovegood to naturalist "Rolf Scamander," especially when they remember Newt Scamander and his wife Porpentina never had children or grandchildren.
Many thanks to the wonderful Melusin for the invaluable help as beta and Britpicker. This is a slightly extended version; any remaining errors are entirely my own.
7,310 Words, Started 02/26/2010, Completed 04/12/2010
A Generation Back
by Cat Feral
67 Ratings, 0 Likes, 51 Favorites )SUMMARY: A botched Time-Speeding spell lands a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone into the hands of young Filius Flitwick. He shares it with a few classmates whose names you might recognize. MST Time!
93,546 Words, Started 12/16/2005, Updated 02/11/2008
Paris When it Sizzles
by bellarossi
67 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )People are supposed to find romance on the streets of Paris, right? Well, what happens when Hermione gets a little more than she bargained for under those French stars?
12,496 Words, Started 01/08/2008, Updated 05/11/2008
Vengeance is Sweet!
66 Ratings, 0 Likes, 126 Favorites )A spiteful Severus decides the only way to bed Hermione before Harry does is to pretend to be a gigolo for one night. Inspired by Betz's Gigolo Challenge at WIKTT.
124,876 Words, Started 04/09/2005, Completed 07/21/2005
Snapewatch
by a_bees_buzz
66 Ratings, 0 Likes, 43 Favorites )The end of the war should have been a time for happily-ever-afters. For Severus Snape, it was the beginning of the greatest torment of all. He had survived the meddling of a master manipulator and the machinations of a mad megalomaniac, only to find himself subjected to the whims of an annoying know-it-all. 
10,141 Words, Started 03/01/2008, Completed 04/01/2008
Yuletide Revelation
65 Ratings, 0 Likes, 73 Favorites )After a chance meeting in Knockturn Alley, Hermione follows Snape home in hopes that he?ll accept an invitation to Christmas dinner. This is my take on the How It Could Be Christmas Challenge that can be found at the Yahoo!Group, Potter_Place.
22,458 Words, Started 12/20/2005, Completed 01/02/2006