Divorce
chivalric72 Reviews | 72 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )
Winner for the Anything Goes Challenge's One Shot Category! The marriage law turned out to be a disaster, and now couples are getting divorced as soon as possible. Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are looking forward to it – they only have to come to an agreement about their possessions, which isn't an easy thing.
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chivalric
Member Since 2007 | 65 Stories | Favorited by 776 | 213 Reviews Written | 4,182 Review Responses
Located in Germany. Female, around 40. The first chapters of my published novels/novellas can be found here on the archive.
Other than writing, I am reading, cycling, running, and singing in a choir.
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Reviews for Divorce
A perfect SS/HG story, such fun.
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
And now I figured you went for my one-shot stories, and the funny ones on top of it. Yay - and thank you!
No wonder you won. This was stunningly brilliant.~Mia
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
*beams* Thank you! If you like, listen to the audio version. To me, it sounded wonderful and strange as well, especially because it was read by an American. Thank you for reading and reviewing!
Oh this was very well written! I really did think they wanted a divorce. Nice twist for an ending!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thank you, dear!
I was worried for a little bit. Very funny and I liked how they ganged up on Carlyle, then proceeded to tell him why the other was perfect. Pansy doesn't have a prayer. Loved it.
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thanks, dear. I read another story where they really had a go at each other, and decided that I prefer them to be a happy couple after all. And Pansy - she earns what she'll get ;-)Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thanks, dear. I read another story where they really had a go at each other, and decided that I prefer them to be a happy couple after all. And Pansy - she earns what she'll get ;-)Thanks for reading and reviewing!
LOL! This was such a fun story, I enjoyed it very much!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thank you so very much for reading and reviewing.
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thank you so very much for reading and reviewing.
And they're both such excellent actors! They are, quite onbviously, perfect for one another. Cara is a lucky puppy!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Cara currently snores gently at my feet and I agree, she is a lucky dog. Couldn't resist to bring her into the story ;-)Thanks for reviewing. And thanks for agreeing with me that those two just belong to each other!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Cara currently snores gently at my feet and I agree, she is a lucky dog. Couldn't resist to bring her into the story ;-)Thanks for reviewing. And thanks for agreeing with me that those two just belong to each other!
lol yes do send Pansy next year I want to see her running for her life from their house now that would be a sight to behold very well done
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
What makes you think she would get out of the house alive, trying to take the twins away?Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Response from Arabella Bloodgood (Reviewer)
She would never touch a their children because they were Hermione's. I'm surprised she is even working, I thought it would be beneath her Slytherin ways.
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
What makes you think she would get out of the house alive, trying to take the twins away?Thanks for reviewing, dear!
Response from Arabella Bloodgood (Reviewer)
She would never touch a their children because they were Hermione's. I'm surprised she is even working, I thought it would be beneath her Slytherin ways.
Oh, you had me sucked into this one as well. LOL Those poor Ministry folks and how they are sent like lions to the slaughter. Thanks for the laugh at the end.
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
My pleasure. I like to end a story with a laugh, and this one called for some humour. Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
My pleasure. I like to end a story with a laugh, and this one called for some humour. Thanks for reviewing!
Hahaha... I love the thought of Snape and Hermione taking on a parkinson. Fabulous!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thank you so much, dear. She's history - can you imagine trying to take the twins away?*snigger*
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thank you so much, dear. She's history - can you imagine trying to take the twins away?*snigger*
Nice job. An interesting take on the challenge.
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Huh, concerning your rating you didn't like much what you've read. Well, thanks for reviewing anyway ;-)
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Huh, concerning your rating you didn't like much what you've read. Well, thanks for reviewing anyway ;-)
This was hilarious, I loved it!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thank you so very much! There is a MP3 out by now, in case you didn't know. The story was read by Gryffcat (have to add the link to the story, I guess). In case you are interested:http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=%20c254d6abb9be258691b20cc0d07ba4d2%20aac94d777353d739Oh, and thank you so much for reading and reviewing!
One word: BRAVO
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thanks for reading and reviewing. I liked writing this fic - I simply can't see them ever falling out with each other.
Response from Arabella Bloodgood (Reviewer)
I really got that from this
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thanks for reading and reviewing. I liked writing this fic - I simply can't see them ever falling out with each other.
Response from Arabella Bloodgood (Reviewer)
I really got that from this
Anonymous
That was a lot of fun!
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I must admit, I can't write a story where they really hate each other *grin*
Very funny. I would love to see Pansey trying to make suggestions for the children to her old Head of house and her arch nemesis!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
She won't get very far. She'll have a heart attack to see them together!Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
She won't get very far. She'll have a heart attack to see them together!Thanks for reviewing!
Lovely! This is so much fun :)))
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thank you, dear!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thank you, dear!
Great twist! I love the thought of Pansy having to see her head of house again. That cow doesn't stand a chance!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Originally, I mixed her up with Parvati, then my beta pointed out to me that Parvati is not Slytherin. Hooray to Wiki! Or maybe I should read the books again...Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Originally, I mixed her up with Parvati, then my beta pointed out to me that Parvati is not Slytherin. Hooray to Wiki! Or maybe I should read the books again...Thanks for reviewing!
i really liked that. it was super funny
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thanks. I wrote a few dark bits lately and needed a bit of fun. Glad you liked it.
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thanks. I wrote a few dark bits lately and needed a bit of fun. Glad you liked it.
Very cute! You had me going there for a minute... Great job!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Precisely my intention :-) Thanks!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Precisely my intention :-) Thanks!
Bloody amazing! Totally brilliant! This oneshot is phenomenally funny...something I will print and add to my library (where currently there are no fanfiction...)So what does that say? YOU WIN! I'm rooting for you mystery author!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Looking forward to your vote ;-)Thanks for your words - and add a few more stories to your library so mine doesn't feel lonely amongst the other non-fanfic ones...
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Looking forward to your vote ;-)Thanks for your words - and add a few more stories to your library so mine doesn't feel lonely amongst the other non-fanfic ones...
Oh my God I loved this! Perfect blend of humor! I thought I'd be disappointed with an angry Hermione/Snape situation but wow! Amazing! :) :)
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thank you! I thought a bit of shouting would do them some good ;-)
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thank you! I thought a bit of shouting would do them some good ;-)
What a fun story. Great job!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thank you!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thank you!
Oh that was a twist I hadn't expected. Why in all Hades doesn't the minsitry just leave them alone? Geeeze!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
The law... the stupidity... the bureaucracy... You know ;-) And Pansy earns a kick, don't you agree?Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
The law... the stupidity... the bureaucracy... You know ;-) And Pansy earns a kick, don't you agree?Thanks for reviewing!
loved it can we hope there be a second dealing with the children
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Don't ask for sequels! Please! Unless you offer to beta it ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Don't ask for sequels! Please! Unless you offer to beta it ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
That was funny!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thanks for liking and reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Divorce)
Thanks for liking and reviewing!