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The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency
by gingertart
48 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Some elves get hooked on watching reruns of the great detectives, an investigation into the dodgy breeding of pedigree Crups leads Hermione and Severus into Lucius Malfoy's bed via the bath, Severus goes back to Hogwarts to retrieve his wand, Delilah Derwent, bastion of pure-blood aristocracy, arrives with her Knickers under one arm to play hanky-panky with Malfoy's Magic Wand, a Crup goes bad and some left-over Death Eaters get their comeuppance. Oh, and of course, Severus gets his just desserts.
30,110 Words, Started 07/21/2012, Completed 12/30/2012
Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey
by dracontia
48 Ratings, 0 Likes, 45 Favorites )Sequel to 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey.' Hermione mistakes Severus' intimations that he would like to deepen their relationship for just the opposite, and unintentionally pushes him away. With their relationship needlessly on the rocks, it's Regina Fletcher, to the rescue! More wacky fluff, with a dash of fluffy angst!
41,176 Words, Started 06/13/2006, Completed 06/26/2006
Adventures In Babysitting
by NixItAll
48 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )Harry and Hermione babysit Teddy while Andromeda is away. How much trouble can one little toddler get into anyway?
14,576 Words, Started 01/02/2008, Completed 02/04/2008
The Nine Year (Seven Month, Twelve Day, Fourteen Hour, Thirty-seven Minute) Plan
by mia madwyn
48 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )Runner-Up in The New Library Awards for Best Humour SS/HG. Prompt: Snape didn’t die and is headmaster at Hogwarts. Hermione has split from Ron (who can keep any kids if there are any) and she is teaching at Hogwarts. Snape has no qualms about exploiting his position as the boss to get what he wants – Hermione. (Written for the SS/HG Winter Exchange 2007.
5,419 Words, Started 02/25/2008, Completed 02/25/2008
Worth a Thousand Words
by LaiksMarei
47 Ratings, 0 Likes, 27 Favorites )A failed marriage behind her, Hermione is the newest tutor at Hogwarts. She finds a close companion in, of all people, a portrait.
10,519 Words, Started 02/28/2008, Completed 06/08/2009
MISSION II: Get Hermione Laid...Again!
by Fervesco
47 Ratings, 0 Likes, 114 Favorites )With the school year quickly drawing to a close, there is more fun and more games to be played...
20,021 Words, Started 10/17/2005, Completed 10/17/2005
The Language of Flowers
by Lady Strange
47 Ratings, 0 Likes, 51 Favorites )*Now Complete* A polite romance and comedy of manners based loosely on the WIKTT 'Regency Challenge'. This is intelligent fluff, or so I would like to think. It goes on for 22 chapters and has many pairings. I hope you enjoy reading it.
135,639 Words, Started 10/10/2005, Completed 05/05/2006
Severus Snape and the Story with No Plot
by MHaydn
47 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )Plot-what-plot acquires a new dimension.
49,073 Words, Started 06/29/2008, Completed 09/25/2010
Nevermore
by Pearle
47 Ratings, 0 Likes, 59 Favorites )The war is long over and life has settled into a comfortable routine. Harry and his team of specialists have been charged with tracking down and dismantling Dark objects. While not part of the team, Harry has had occasion to call on his best friend's husband to help them. What started out as routine turned out to be anything but. One question remained: how was he going to explain to Hermione her husband had been turned into a bird?
A response to SouthernWitch69's chapter challenge. A mystery complete in eight chapters.Rating for later chapters. HPB compliant.
Chapter 8 – Epilogue – Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"A bit more information about Severus and Hermione, and a glimpse into the future.
This story is now complete.
16,374 Words, Started 02/07/2006, Completed 02/13/2006
Babbity Git
by pokeystar
47 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Out of the frying pan, into the fire. Sometimes, getting away from it all means there's nowhere to go when it all comes to you.
35,157 Words, Started 05/10/2012, Completed 06/15/2012
Black Silk and Emerald Green Lace
46 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )Lucius had bought underwear for the most beautiful creature he has ever laid eyes upon.
489 Words, Started 02/21/2009, Completed 03/14/2009
Walking Club
46 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Silliness ensues when Severus helps a pregnant Hermione get her daily exercise. A silly little drabble written for GS100.
1,453 Words, Started 04/18/2008, Completed 12/11/2011
The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach
by articcat621
45 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Hermione offers to teach her friend Martha's summer baking class. While doing so, she runs into someone she hadn't seen for years.
11,664 Words, Started 05/21/2014, Completed 07/25/2014
Unreliable Sources
45 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )When her editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren’t they?
20,709 Words, Started 11/13/2011, Completed 11/28/2011
Saturday Drabbles
45 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )This is a collection of drabbles: different pairings and different genres with each new chapter.
1,473 Words, Started 06/29/2008, Updated 08/13/2012
Book Club
45 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Professor Severus Snape believes that Muggle culture has nothing to offer the wizarding world. Professor Hermione Granger sets out to prove him wrong. Hobbits, house-elves and hens all play a part when Hermione attempts to bring Muggle appreciation to the Hogwarts staff.
32,484 Words, Started 12/19/2011, Completed 03/23/2012
The Long Drive Home
by Olethros
44 Ratings, 0 Likes, 46 Favorites )SSHG Exchange 2008 submission. A Portkey blunder leaves Severus and Hermione stranded in America, doomed to a cross-country road trip with only each other for company. They’re obviously perfect for each other, but can they refrain from killing each other first?
15,880 Words, Started 05/25/2009, Completed 06/12/2009
Saving Lucius
by sunny33
44 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Lucius has lost his way after Narcissa left him. There is only one person who can bring him back.
6,592 Words, Started 05/27/2014, Completed 07/02/2014
Frogs In Winter 01
44 Ratings, 3 Likes, 205 Favorites )Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly decides to acquire her for his godfather. Add in a mishap with Veritaserum, and more than the usual mayhem ensues!
14,742 Words, Started 06/06/2005, Completed 06/06/2005
Like Father, Like Daughter
by Kailin
44 Ratings, 0 Likes, 38 Favorites )Severus learns that small children can remember quite a bit.
1,663 Words, Started 04/30/2007, Completed 04/30/2007
The Marriage Benefit
by mia madwyn
44 Ratings, 0 Likes, 68 Favorites )It's all about the money.
[Euphoria Elixir: BEST HUMOUR & Strengthening Solution; BEST MID-LENGTH awards in the Moste Potente Passions SS/HG Awards]
13,687 Words, Started 05/27/2010, Completed 06/02/2010
Rescheduling
by chivalric
44 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )Two years after the war, Snape has no excuse anymore not to attend at a certain appointment every wizard and every witch has to attend to under certain circumstances…
5,311 Words, Started 09/10/2008, Completed 09/10/2008
The 12 Days of Christmas
by notsosaintly
43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 78 Favorites )A merry trip through the 12 days of Christmas with the professor and his apprentice.
2,888 Words, Started 12/07/2006, Completed 12/07/2006