Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey
dracontia48 Reviews | 48 Ratings, 0 Likes, 45 Favorites )
Sequel to 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey.' Hermione mistakes Severus' intimations that he would like to deepen their relationship for just the opposite, and unintentionally pushes him away. With their relationship needlessly on the rocks, it's Regina Fletcher, to the rescue! More wacky fluff, with a dash of fluffy angst!
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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.
Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*
(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)
Reviews for Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey
Thank you for this wonderful story. Reggie is a delight, I look forward to reading more about her in the future.
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Thank you kindly for reviewing! I really must have a word (four letter or otherwise) with Reggie about coming out of retirement for perhaps one more adventure.
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Thank you kindly for reviewing! I really must have a word (four letter or otherwise) with Reggie about coming out of retirement for perhaps one more adventure.
I suspect Mab is being decidedly devious. Just what is wrong with the new apprentice?
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Just what is wrong with the new apprentice?
*snicker* That's to be answered in the next installment of the series. :D
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Just what is wrong with the new apprentice?
*snicker* That's to be answered in the next installment of the series. :D
Draco and Ginny are going to take the wizarding world by storm. Hope they remember who got them together !
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Ah well, it might be a bit much to expect gratitude, what with kids these days...
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Ah well, it might be a bit much to expect gratitude, what with kids these days...
Just what he needed, a little psychology from Dumbledore and a kick in the arse from Minerva.
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
It's a one-two punch that's a cure for a great variety of ills. ^_^
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
It's a one-two punch that's a cure for a great variety of ills. ^_^
the visual of Sev with pink hair... now that's really something!
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Do not pass go, proceed directly to Comic Con and wow the fanboys/girls! :D
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Do not pass go, proceed directly to Comic Con and wow the fanboys/girls! :D
beware - major confrontation up ahead. Let's take bets as to who wins, I'll pick Sev at 3:1
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
LOL I have to excuse myself or be open to charges of fixing the bet!
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
LOL I have to excuse myself or be open to charges of fixing the bet!
Reggie to the Rescue... hmm, sounds like an Enid Blyton title.
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Not to mention the story of Reggie's life. ^_^
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Not to mention the story of Reggie's life. ^_^
Hope he's wearing his gumboots and mac!
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
As usual, your observations are entirely apt! :D
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
As usual, your observations are entirely apt! :D
Considering I've checked in once, I can answer with a resounding NO-- you also get to eat with a plastic spork. . . or was it a spoon. . . anyway I love you tail here-- you're right, she will need her own room with a star. 
I'm so not worthy, but both you and your uber-beta (okay and Reggie) are. . . . 
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Thanks for the tip, mate--I shall endeavor to stay well clear of the mental sanitation authorities! Thank you also (very much!) for the review!
*Reggie tallies one more vote for the door with the star*
If you do get sent to the bin I hope they let you use the internet or my mental health will suffer from not getting to read your great stories.
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Well, I've been told by people in the know that it's possible to go online from the better mental hospitals--so there's hope for my WIP even if they catch me at this late date! Thanks for the review!
I really enjoyed your story and look forward to the next installment :) I am glad you decided to continue the tale. Thank you for writing
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
It may be a while--but I promise, Reggie IS invited to the wedding! You are very much welcome, and thank you for reviewing!
Brilliant!Loved the scene with the Paintings! (Phineus needing a bowl of prunes... I laughed so outloud for that one!)Although Harry and Luna disturbs me quite a bit as I am a loyal 100% Harry/Ginny shipper and try as I might I can't see either of them with anyone else.Please make a trilogy though - eh how about Severus has pre - wedding jitters the night before and Regina has to yet again sort the mess out.... I could write it you know but I am not a swearing girl and therefore wouldn't be able to keep her in character!
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
*snerk* I'm forever more going to giggle and think of prunes when faced with a mention of Phineas Nigellus... Not the sort of reaction he likes to inspire, I'm sure!I promise, there is more--will be more--it's in progress! Sorry about the Harry/Luna thing, my plot bunny just hopped there in the first story and I realized that it had major comedy potential in this one. But hey, you've always got canon! I'm not a swearing girl, either, but if I get stumped, I can always look to my grandmother! Jarveys could take lessons from that woman!
What a lovely sequel. Just awesome and just as funny as the first. But come on now, you can't possibly leave it there? I have to know what's going on with Reggie!
(I bet when you wrote the first part of this series for that Sex-God Snape challenge you never expected it to go on this long, eh? Lucky for us!)
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Oh, just thought I'd take a year or two off, and--No! Hey, careful, you could hurt someone with that thing! I was just kidding, Sheesh.I am working on the sequel--started it before this one was finished, in fact! Otherwise I would have never left an open ending. Rest assured, apprentices will be trained, weddings will be planned, and chaos will reign supreme!I was almost done with the original story when I realized I had a handful of great lines I hadn't been able to work into the scenes between Reggie and Severus. Those became the 'drunk' scene, the nucleus for this sequel. I'm glad you consider it fortuitous rather than otherwise!
Severus using mirrors and modified yoga *drools* Umm, where was I? Oh yes, good work, nicely done, but I want to see more of Ginny's domination of Draco, as well as more of the jarvey. They let you have internet in the looney bin, but what with the straight jacket you had better start practicing typing with your toes
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Hmmm... yoga... must work that into the sequel. Not hard to figure out who wears the trousers in the Ginny/Draco connection, is it? Although I find 'domination' an interesting choice of words. Do you have spyware on my computer?
I pormoise we'll ne seeing more of everybosy 9and I do mean body...) next time ariobnd Darn, typing with one's toes is hard. I guess I'll have to count on dodging the chaps with the butterfly nets. Cheers! Thanks for reviewing!
A great second part. Light, humorous, jucy. What can one want more.And I would love to read more.Thanks Sandra
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Work has begun on part three, so I would be happy to oblige! Thanks for the kind words!
Yay! I found the new chapter even without directions! Woohoo!
*blushes* Sorry.
Lovely chapter. Reggie got her promotion, but I have the feeling this Motoyoshi fellow is a bit difficult/troublemaker/the weasley twins of the Fellowship...
Don't worry about the loony bin. If you get trapped there I'll gather a rescue team to bring you back... or, if we get trapped there too at least you'll have company. ;)Either way I get to listen more stories about Reggie. *giggles*
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
D'OH! oh, bother... knew there was something I'd forgotten to do.
Of Motoyoshi, I only dare say that he is a unique problem unto himself, and we will all have a ball with him next go 'round (since we only have to read it, it's the characters who have to put up with it!)I've been dodging the White Coat People for the better part of three decades... here's hoping I can keep clear of them a while longer! *hugs*
internet here, just no sharp things - leave your wand at the door unless you want higgins borrowing it to shove up his nose. do you like the nice pink teacosy i kniteed?and its nota loony bin - the correct term is receptacle for the alternatly inlcined.liked the jarvey
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Oh dear... no sharp objects? Then I'd have to leave what's left of my sense of humor behind, and that just won't do! Must stay one step ahead of the butterfly net men...And it is a lovely tea cosy. Thanks for sharing! 
Response from zafania (Reviewer)
that bitch nurse mabel keeps threatening to file my tongue!
Ye be the queen of sequels, so that said, what about another (soon)?
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Oooh... if I'm Queen of Sequels, can I have a Prince? Half a Prince would do nicely... 
Bother. Forgot about my man. Ah, well. Will try to live up to the title right quick--I've already gotten started on #3!
Does Reggie get her own Jarvey to train as a fairy-god Jarvey? could be interesting if that is the case...could be interesting anyway...
Lovin' it...Reggie is my hero..
I can't wait for more!!!!!!
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
*Salaams* Reggie the Heroic is adjusting to the trial that is her apprentice as we speak... intoxication and international mayhem await! Thanks as always for the encouragement!
Tehe! *cheers* EPILOGUE!!! Yes!!!!!! *does a very strange dance* That's made my day!! Woo... I LOVE THIS STORY!!! so sad to see it go.... :( But an epilogue is sooooo great!!! Thanks hun *hugs*
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Why thank you, deary--very strange dances always make my day! Fear not, Reggie is like the cat who came back--she can never stay away too long!
Love your Jarvey stories. Jarvey's have such great comic potential I wonder why they don't get used more in fanfics. Looking forward to more.
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Thank you! I'm not sure why Jarveys don't appear more often, except that it's a rather fine line to walk between funny and foul, with their language. There is more where this came from, so stay tuned!
Epilogue! Woohoo!
I forgot about the biting of the nose, which I find absolutely hilarious. I liked this chapter. It was sweet. Funny, too, but mostly sweet.
Thanks for writing this!
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
You're really, really, welcome! It's just amazing to me when someone who writes really great stories likes one of mine. I always have to check to see if I'm dreaming!
LOL great fic so far you better give us a Epilogue and a part three with the kids they have this is too funny i love the Jarvey fariy god mother i want one of my own LOL Linda
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Jarvey, part three? Epilogue? I think that can be arranged! LOL Thanks for the review, hon!
Great Chapter! Loved it! All of it. The change in Snape was too cute. Who knows what a happy Snape can be like. I just loved it. Eagerly awaiting the epilogue. Thanks.
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Ah yes, that elusive creature, 'the Happy Snape.' Its existence is widely doubted, due to the fact that it has only been seen by one Hermione Granger!Thanks very much for reviewing--the epilogue approacheth!
Goody. I love the chapters.
Draco and Ginny will make a good couple, I'm sure... and a big fortune too.
Yes, of course I want an epilogue. I don't mind about the lemonade as long as Reggie is in it (in the chapter, silly, not the lemons! I'm not that kinky!) *giggles* I love Reggie. She deserves a medal for her work... and maybe a promotion?
Response from dracontia (Author of Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey)
Woo--I'm pretty sure the world isn't ready for 'Reggie Lemons'. I know I'm not!Promotion? Hmmm... Maybe Reggie should be careful what she wishes for!