Argus Filch
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What Is Right
by MmeTherese
8.63/10 (35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 32 Favorites )Hermione and Snape discover they both have an obsession for riddles, however, as time progresses, they discover they have a passion for more than just common word play.
82,107 Words, Started 04/05/2005, Updated 09/23/2005
Fame Isn't Everything
by Leilani King
9.09/10 (11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Severus Snape and Evelyn Dumbledore were best friends until Evelyn and her mother fled Aberforth when the children were 5. When Evelyn returns years later, Sev's heart melts and his wall comes crashing down. To keep her safe from Voldemort, he must give her up. But Evelyn is not your average librarian. And sometimes things don't go as planned... And sometimes they do.
16,136 Words, Started 06/19/2005, Completed 08/02/2005
Like the Muggles Do
by fyiagcg
5.01/10 (121 Ratings, 0 Likes, 111 Favorites )The Order of the Phoenix was bored. Happy and relieved, but bored. So Albus began the Order Games. It is now time for their most challenging game to date: Live Like Muggles.
49,201 Words, Started 04/10/2005, Updated 03/12/2009
Peeved Peeves
6.6/10 (15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )Peeves decides to wreak havoc at the castle.
1,559 Words, Started 10/19/2005, Completed 10/19/2005
The Language of Flowers
by Lady Strange
6.34/10 (47 Ratings, 0 Likes, 51 Favorites )*Now Complete* A polite romance and comedy of manners based loosely on the WIKTT 'Regency Challenge'. This is intelligent fluff, or so I would like to think. It goes on for 22 chapters and has many pairings. I hope you enjoy reading it.
135,639 Words, Started 10/10/2005, Completed 05/05/2006
With A Little Drop of Poison
by Danu
5.89/10 (54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 56 Favorites )A love potion + the Weasley twins = trouble for a certain Potions Master and new Transfiguration Apprentice
9,051 Words, Started 10/21/2005, Completed 01/18/2006
The Lies You Tell Yourself
by Shanastay
5.56/10 (27 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )There are places you can never return to... and lies you tell yourself. Snape's work still isn't done and how is this newcomer connected to unfolding events?
63,458 Words, Started 02/24/2006, Updated 10/13/2006
One Night in Azkaban
by Doomspark
6.92/10 (13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Argus takes a desperate chance to become a true wizard.
772 Words, Started 06/01/2006, Completed 06/01/2006
Your Cheating Heart
by Alison
5.2/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Poor Argus Filch! His heart is breaking.
2,251 Words, Started 06/18/2006, Completed 06/18/2006
Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey
by dracontia
6.1/10 (48 Ratings, 0 Likes, 45 Favorites )Sequel to 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey.' Hermione mistakes Severus' intimations that he would like to deepen their relationship for just the opposite, and unintentionally pushes him away. With their relationship needlessly on the rocks, it's Regina Fletcher, to the rescue! More wacky fluff, with a dash of fluffy angst!
41,176 Words, Started 06/13/2006, Completed 06/26/2006
Wielding His Wand
6.27/10 (11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Filch's magic finally comes through for him when he realizes that Mrs. Norris has disappeared... or does it?
2,357 Words, Started 06/21/2006, Completed 06/21/2006
Fixing Filch
by notsosaintly
4.7/10 (10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )Bribery abounds as the Weasley twins make Argus Filch an offer he cannot refuse.
2,487 Words, Started 06/26/2006, Completed 06/26/2006
Testing His Firepower
by apisa_b
5.57/10 (7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )The job description didn't say that acting heroically would be required.
1,260 Words, Started 06/28/2006, Completed 06/28/2006
How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic
by dracontia
3.57/10 (14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )Sadly, the title is the best part of this story. Lavender Brown gets in a tight spot. Can she get out of it by making a deal with the devil? No? Okay, how about a deal with Filch? (I almost added 'angst' to the description on that account!) In the process, Argus Filch gets his magic and squicks the living snot out of you, the reader! Doesn't that sound fun?
5,023 Words, Started 06/29/2006, Completed 06/29/2006
How Argus Got His Groove Back
by SS Lupin
4.29/10 (7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Was Argus Filch the non magical cantankerous caretaker of Hogwarts? Or was he a misunderstood man still coming into his magical prowess? Find out here.
3,336 Words, Started 06/30/2006, Completed 06/30/2006
Shrubbing Filch
6.33/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )My take on how Filch found his magic - a Potter Place Challenge!
838 Words, Started 07/01/2006, Completed 07/01/2006
You Make Me Believe In Magic
by Leandra
4.29/10 (7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )Argus Filch has been a Squib all his life. Then one day he discovers that strange things happen when Hermione Granger is near. A very late response to the How Filch Found His Firepower challenge.
5,837 Words, Started 07/18/2006, Completed 07/18/2006
A Collection of Drabbles about Severus Snape
4.5/10 (8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )A collection of 100-word vignettes about the Potions master and various other people in Potterverse.
572 Words, Started 09/04/2006, Completed 09/04/2006
Madame Potion
by Snapekat
7.03/10 (73 Ratings, 0 Likes, 29 Favorites )Harry Potter isn't the only thing to vex Professor Snape. The mysterious granddaughter of a former potions teacher, a dangerous desire for power and forbidden dreams tempt him to make promises he wishes he hadn't. Snape finds himself a pawn between two women and their own dubious ambitions. The story runs parallel with HP and begins the year before he comes to Hogwarts.
177,076 Words, Started 10/13/2006, Completed 02/05/2008
Night of Secrets
by Raira
8.7/10 (10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Harry, roaming Hogwarts at night, runs into the last person he expects to see.
This fic takes place during Order of the Phoenix, shortly after the Weasley twins have left Hogwarts. It was written for the LJ 30minutefics fic exchange
None of the Harry Potter characters or settings belong to me, nor do I make any profit out of writing about them. I have used JK Rowling's Educational Decrees as a template for the decree at the beginning of this chapter.
24,900 Words, Started 01/23/2007, Completed 03/05/2007
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo
7.52/10 (96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )Harry and company won, and Voldemort is no more. It went so well that almost no one is so much as scratched. What are our heroes going to do next? Why, party until they need medical attention, of course! (The following account thereof is what happens when several alleged adults start discussing the salacious potential of the HP-verse in a chat room--hence our group penname.)
62,809 Words, Started 03/08/2007, Completed 09/10/2007
Bad Kitty
by LovesRickman
10.0/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Professor McGonagall runs afoul of Mrs. Norris
119 Words, Started 04/16/2007, Completed 04/16/2007
The Life of Harry Potter
0.0/10 (1 Rating, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )This is a poem about the events in the HP books/movies. This is the first installment, there will eventually be one for each book.
814 Words, Started 05/01/2007, Updated 05/01/2007
Harry Potter and the Heirs of Slytherin
by Fawkes_07
6.44/10 (277 Ratings, 0 Likes, 52 Favorites )This is a full-length Book Seven fic. Cliffhangers and unexpected twists abound, but don't look for beloved characters to die tragically before your very eyes--Fawkes_07 is all about redemption. Written for young readers but hopefully fun for all.
I'm printing out a version for my kids in book format--I even found all the right fonts and everything. Hence the "artwork" in the chapter headings. What can I say, I'm more of a ceramics person than a drawing person.
Can I note with pride that "Heirs of Slytherin" was just chosen as a Featured Story on MNFF? *glows*
336,179 Words, Started 04/01/2007, Completed 05/19/2008
The Water Demons
by beaweasley2
7.92/10 (12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )The Weasley twins are very clever practical jokers, masters of mischief and mayhem, staunch adversaries of authority, pretension, and known to be disrespectful to teachers in general. Is it any wonder that they took on Umbridge?
So what happens when a fellow student turns to Fred and George, asking for help in getting even with Umbridge? How far will they go in pestering and teasing her, flaunting their wicked sense of humor and inventiveness, and blatant shenanigans? And why would she be gullible enough to go along?
57,064 Words, Started 06/09/2007, Completed 11/02/2007
We Didn't Start the Fandom
5.0/10 (4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel
448 Words, Started 07/01/2007, Completed 07/01/2007
Ginny Weasley and the Yule Ball
by beaweasley2
6.5/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )This is Ginny's Christmas during her third year at Hogwarts and her experiences of the Yule Ball.
For all of us who have read the Goblet of Fire, we remember the Yule Ball and the days leading up to it from Harry's point of view. However, for Ginny Weasley there were ups and downs, brotherly interventions, discoveries, and of course all the preparations, excitement and anticipation of the big event as seen through her eyes.
27,653 Words, Started 01/11/2007, Completed 08/30/2007
Semper Fi, Hermione
by sinbad
8.43/10 (21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 24 Favorites )What drives a woman to war? How does it become a personal matter?
8,045 Words, Started 11/17/2007, Updated 07/14/2008
You're a Mean One, Mr. Filch
0.0/10 (4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )This is a song about Mr. Filch sung to You're a mean one Mr. Grinch. Enjoy!
210 Words, Started 12/12/2007, Completed 12/12/2007