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The Trials of Matchmaking
by shalimar1981
38 Ratings, 0 Likes, 38 Favorites )After the war Molly Weasley decides that Severe Matchmaking Tactics have to be employed so everyone will be paired up happily. What does that mean for Hermione and the two men interested in her? Of course, this is Molly Weasely's version of 'happy' we're talking about. Warning: wacky pairings, misunderstandings, machinations and general silliness ahead. Not DH compliant of course. A gift to evie_eros in the Summer Round of the SSHG exchange 2007. Nominated for Best Mulitple Partner Story at the Quill to Parchment awards! Nominated at the OWL awards 2008!
11,623 Words, Started 08/22/2007, Updated 04/11/2008
Stargazing
by mia madwyn
38 Ratings, 0 Likes, 34 Favorites )A new scene from Care of Magical Creatures written for the Romancing the Wizard "Bring Out Your Dead" Challenge. A 750-word "outtake" scene, never seen before, from earlier in the story when the angst was less angsty.
Prompt: An incredible orgasm.
948 Words, Started 06/09/2008, Completed 06/09/2008
Soul Searching
by ks51689
38 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )A case of divine intervention forces Ron to take on a challenge he never imagined: reuniting Hermione with Severus Snape. Written as a gift for bardsdaughter1 for the 2012 SSHG Exchange.
22,621 Words, Started 04/08/2013, Completed 06/11/2013
Predictive Text
37 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )Severus gets more than he expected after a mistake texting. A set of drabbles written for the GrangerSnape100 "Spelling Mistake Challenge."
3,905 Words, Started 11/19/2009, Completed 07/04/2011
Circadian Rhythm
by MMADfan
37 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )Four sets of five drabbles each, "Five Mornings," "Five Afternoons," "Five Evenings," and "Five Nights." Some of these were written in response to Southern_Witch_69's request for drabbles for Phoenix Rising.
2,451 Words, Started 05/20/2007, Completed 05/23/2007
One Perfect Valentine
37 Ratings, 0 Likes, 53 Favorites )Severus seems interested in Hermione - but why won't he respond to her advances?
3,200 Words, Started 04/28/2008, Completed 04/28/2008
When They Were Very Young
by Cat Feral
37 Ratings, 0 Likes, 61 Favorites )What would some of Hogwarts' most beloved and established teachers have been like as small children?
1,224 Words, Started 04/29/2006, Completed 04/29/2006
Dented and Tarnished
37 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Hermione is in possession of a very unique silver box, which has strong ties to one Severus Snape. An extensive drabble series in four parts.
5,090 Words, Started 12/07/2010, Completed 12/11/2010
Dinner Plans
by a_bees_buzz
37 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )Hogwarts cuisine leaves much to be desired. The Potions master offers far more tempting treats.
1,220 Words, Started 11/26/2007, Completed 12/05/2007
A Wizard's Guide
by Pearle
37 Ratings, 0 Likes, 81 Favorites )The woman in the photo was her, right down to the birthmark she had on her right hip, but why Snape would have a copy of "The Wizard's Guide to the Kama Sutra" with her picture on it made no sense, but then, not everything is always as it seems.
Based on a drabble written for the GrangerSnape100 ‘It's not what it looks like Challenge.’
7,213 Words, Started 06/01/2007, Completed 06/01/2007
Snape's Laughter
37 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Want to know what finally has the scowling Potions master laughing? Click here.
131 Words, Started 04/01/2008, Completed 04/01/2008
Root Cause
by MHaydn
36 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Our writers struggle to produce a PWP.
Warning: Erotica is not their forte.
34,627 Words, Started 04/20/2014, Completed 07/23/2014
Unlikely Connections
by LadyTuesday
36 Ratings, 0 Likes, 73 Favorites )The strongest connections in life are the ones that seem the most unlikely. After enduring a brutal violation at the hands of a friend and an intimate link with a man she never expected, Hermione Granger was never more sure of anything than that.
7,354 Words, Started 02/12/2008, Updated 03/12/2008
A Conspiracy of Witches
by Amita
36 Ratings, 0 Likes, 25 Favorites )Two witches brew revenge.
6,116 Words, Started 03/14/2009, Completed 04/18/2009
The Plushie Problem
by PlaidPooka
35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 72 Favorites )An extraordinary accident in Transfiguration class forces substitute teacher for the day, Severus Snape, to take a fresh look at one of his more annoying students. Takes place during book six.
7,209 Words, Started 08/20/2006, Completed 08/20/2006
Fucking with Severus
by Titania
35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 24 Favorites )I hate Professor Snape with every fiber of my being. He cannot be allowed to get away with giving me such appalling marks! He’s a bastard! A vampire!
The git! He will pay, oh yes, he will pay! He will rue the day he fucked with me!
2,585 Words, Started 02/11/2009, Updated 02/16/2009
In Loco Parentis
by ayerf
35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 56 Favorites )Severus Snape is no father figure. He wishes Harry Potter agreed.
18,258 Words, Started 04/19/2009, Completed 04/25/2009
Making a Move
by ayerf
35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 32 Favorites )Hermione keeps visiting Spinner's End. Severus thinks it's just because she enjoys his books. He's wrong...
2,360 Words, Started 09/07/2008, Completed 09/10/2008
A Little Advice Goes a Long Way
by sunny33
35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Luna Lovegood is out hunting for Snorkacks when she comes across two Slytherins in a bit of a pickle.
1,359 Words, Started 02/07/2011, Completed 02/07/2011
What Is Right
by MmeTherese
35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 32 Favorites )Hermione and Snape discover they both have an obsession for riddles, however, as time progresses, they discover they have a passion for more than just common word play.
82,107 Words, Started 04/05/2005, Updated 09/23/2005
The Dear John Letters
35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 44 Favorites )Letters in search of a noble end. And a pair of knickers.
2,457 Words, Started 02/27/2008, Completed 02/27/2008
Phlebotonum
by lizzyann
35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 154 Favorites )It was the best of massages; it was the worst of massages.... Think back to the day when a seventh-year Head Girl could develop an overwhelming need to fornicate with her greasy-yet-attractive Potions master, and call it a retro-cliche smut-fest.
10,014 Words, Started 12/25/2007, Completed 12/25/2007
In the Time of the Warlock
by Fairfield
35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 35 Favorites )Two unlikely wizards fall into a quest. Aristotle said comedy portrays people as worse than they are. With this pair, that's not necessary.
There are a number of warnings. Adult relationships are a factor; thoughts, feelings, and events transform the characters; Americanisms abound; and the romance is non-standard.
The story begins after OotP, but the Death Eaters wore disguises and escaped unrecognized from their raid on the Ministry.
Many thanks to the betas: juliannanight and mills.
Chapter one summary: 'The Wand Also Rises.'
42,988 Words, Started 03/16/2007, Completed 06/20/2007
First Times
by TeaOli
35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus tries five times. Hermione helps.
5,499 Words, Started 08/12/2011, Completed 09/15/2011