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Table Etiquette

by lilbitbord

Hermione is thrown in the middle of her parents' vicious divorce. Can two very delectable wizards help her through it with some very special lessons? Hermione/Remus/Severus threesome. Written for the Hermione_smut exchange.

Disclaimer: NOT DH compliant. I own nothing. I'm not making any money off of this story. If I was, I wouldn't have a secondhand laptop to work with. :)

11,759 Words,  Started 12/14/2007,  Updated 01/03/2009

Reincarnation

by chivalric

It begins with a kitten, but it doesn't end with a snake. Actually, the snake is the trigger for a new beginning.

8,436 Words,  Started 10/01/2008,  Completed 10/01/2008

The 12 Days of Christmas

by notsosaintly

A merry trip through the 12 days of Christmas with the professor and his apprentice.

2,888 Words,  Started 12/07/2006,  Completed 12/07/2006

Lessons in Metempsychosis and Saṅsāra

by TeaOli

After dying in the Shrieking Shack, Severus Snape is sent back so that he can learn to be a functional human being. In spite of the strides he appears to make, he and his very own “Clarence” know that it’s mostly window-dressing.

Hermione Granger doesn’t regret the choices she made during the war, but that doesn’t stop her seeking some sort of absolution for some of the consequences. If she could let go of her guilt, she might learn to believe she’s got abilities beyond being a swot.

38,402 Words,  Started 06/22/2012,  Updated 10/24/2013

Bumps In The Road

by ader_snape

Severus stumbles upon a distressed Hermione with a bottle of Firewhisky. Will the night's events change both of their lives forever?

11,008 Words,  Started 01/02/2012,  Updated 05/21/2012

Anger Management

by teshara

Years after the war Hermione and Severus find themselves thrown together into a Ministry-approved Anger Management course.

12,206 Words,  Started 07/04/2009,  Completed 12/18/2009

The Sorting of Suzie Sefton

by MMADfan

An old wand finds its witch at long-last as a new Muggle-born enters the wizarding world. Suzie finds more than a few diversions along the way, from her first trip to Diagon Alley to the Hogwarts Express to the Sorting Ceremony. Her first encounter with Severus Snape is particularly dramatic—and potentially traumatic.

Not DH-compliant. A “sister story” to A Long Vernal Season.

Chapter One: Wand Waving

Warning: Spoilers for A Long Vernal Season and for Death’s Dominion, to which Long Vernal Season is the sequel.

Part of the Resolving a Misunderstanding universe.

25,074 Words,  Started 11/02/2009,  Completed 11/09/2009

Merry XXXmas, Professor Snape

by Ms_Figg

Father Christmas is challenged to provide a meaningful gift for Professor Snape.

18,421 Words,  Started 07/01/2008,  Completed 07/14/2008

... It Tolls for Thee

by melusin

A series of 100 word drabbles, written for the Grangersnape100 Community, 'Hogwarts: A History' Challenge. This is the 'baby' fic I swore I'd never write.

1,861 Words,  Started 03/10/2007,  Completed 03/10/2007

Lady of the Masque

by chivalric

The combination of a spell and a potion has most unusual consequences for Snape.

10,807 Words,  Started 06/10/2008,  Completed 06/10/2008

Beyond the Door

by Ladymage Samiko

Draco stumbles onto a scene he ought to wish he hadn't found.

1,091 Words,  Started 07/25/2010,  Completed 12/03/2010

Educational Challenge

by chivalric

Time for exams at Hogwarts. For Potions, naturally it's Snape who does the deed. Equally naturally, it's Hermione who wants to get full marks.

11,235 Words,  Started 08/18/2008,  Completed 08/18/2008

The Tadger Tax

by sunny33

The Ministry has announced a new tax. Wizards all over England are dismayed by the news.

589 Words,  Started 10/05/2011,  Completed 10/05/2011

Men With Brooms

by Wenches of SASS

Hermione does not like flying - is it because she's scared, or because she's never been properly taught? A SASSY Production, in the form of a Round Robin

27,977 Words,  Started 04/05/2005,  Completed 04/10/2005

One Down

by PiperKirby

This was written by demand of Ladyofthemasque, who had taken my Muse hostage and refused to release her until I wrote:

“1,500 words (no less than, though she can write more in penance if needed) of hawt SS/HG smutty yummy happy goodness. No Unresolved Sexual Tensions that remain unresolved, either. Full-bore smut, as hawt as she can make it, and with love and happiness by the end of it--and that's by the Lady's definition of happiness. It can be Porn Without Plot, but must not be a Work In Progress.”

1,614 Words,  Started 11/26/2007,  Completed 11/26/2007

Walking Into Bars

by michmak and zambonigirl

In answer to the "Hermione Walks Into A Bar" challenge. A combined effort between Michmak and Zambonigirl. In this chapter: Hermione walks into a bar. Literally.

29,846 Words,  Started 05/18/2006,  Updated 06/23/2006

Verus Votum

by Moreteadk

Severus is hit by a stray spell that makes him behave... rather oddly! Especially towards Hermione.
Response to prompt number 22 of the Winter 2007 prompt challenge at the Potter_Place Yahoo group. The prompt in its entirety is included below the story.
Not HBP-compliant

10,199 Words,  Started 04/13/2007,  Completed 04/13/2007

April Fool

by CyanaWhite

Ron decides to play a prank on Hermione in honor of April Fool's Day. Unfortunately for him, things don't go quite as planned – and, yes, Snape is involved. One-shot. HG/SS Pairing. *Complete*

6,096 Words,  Started 03/24/2007,  Completed 03/24/2007

Severus Snape and The Claiming of Sleeping Hermione

by Pearle

He didn't hate Granger, but he wasn't exactly fond of her, either. So it was with great annoyance that Severus found himself pressed into service by Headmistress McGonagall to find the lost witch. Had anyone told him he would be enjoying the ample "favours" of the not-so-bookish know-it-all by the end of the day in an effort to get back to their reality, he would have promptly committed them to St Mungo's. But reality has a way of turning on you, and magic can have many different meanings.

A rather later response, more or less, to Lotm's "Lost in a good book challenge" on Wiktt. Complete in four chapters.

Chapter Four: There's No Place Like Home

6,982 Words,  Started 05/24/2006,  Completed 05/30/2006

Memos

by blue artemis

These four memos were my contribution to humor month during the OWL House Cup. The warnings are not for every memo, but I wanted them there.

875 Words,  Started 03/22/2010,  Completed 04/07/2010

Summoning

by chivalric

Snape lies dying on the floor of the Shrieking Shack, Nagini's venom rushing through his veins. Casting a summoning spell, not only one, but six helpers rush to his side. And one enemy.

3,759 Words,  Started 02/16/2008,  Completed 02/16/2008

Slytherin Thinking

by hp4freek

This is an answer to the ?Lost in a Book? challenge posted by Ladyofthemasque. Late is always better than never (maybe not here, though). Enjoy!

11,134 Words,  Started 08/15/2006,  Completed 09/21/2006

The Trials of Matchmaking

by shalimar1981

After the war Molly Weasley decides that Severe Matchmaking Tactics have to be employed so everyone will be paired up happily. What does that mean for Hermione and the two men interested in her? Of course, this is Molly Weasely's version of 'happy' we're talking about. Warning: wacky pairings, misunderstandings, machinations and general silliness ahead. Not DH compliant of course. A gift to evie_eros in the Summer Round of the SSHG exchange 2007. Nominated for Best Mulitple Partner Story at the Quill to Parchment awards! Nominated at the OWL awards 2008!

11,623 Words,  Started 08/22/2007,  Updated 04/11/2008

Soul Searching

by ks51689

A case of divine intervention forces Ron to take on a challenge he never imagined: reuniting Hermione with Severus Snape. Written as a gift for bardsdaughter1 for the 2012 SSHG Exchange.

22,621 Words,  Started 04/08/2013,  Completed 06/11/2013

I Can't Believe They Write These Things

by ladyofthemasque

A brief glimpse into the current-day life of SS/HG, and how they might handle all this fanfic...

1,144 Words,  Started 06/23/2009,  Completed 06/23/2009