The 12 Days of Christmas
notsosaintly43 Reviews | 43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 78 Favorites )
A merry trip through the 12 days of Christmas with the professor and his apprentice.
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Now I feel quite in the mood for Christmas!
I Loved it!!! I was laughing the entire time. You have to wright another Hermoine/Snape!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
Thank you. Oh, and I do write Hermione/Snape. Lots of it. Go have a look. *wink*
That was very funny. Thank you. Will pass this on to hubby. He will enjoy it.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
At the very least, it should give him some ideas for Christmas ... um, well, direct him toward the last few days. 
Response from pickles (Reviewer)
I'll mention it. 
This made me smile all the way through, I'll never be able to hear this carol without thinking of this :-)
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
That was the idea. *snicker*
That was truly delightful, and just what I needed. I love how, even in a fluffy piece, your writing is so tight and taut, with some lovely images and nice touches. That was christmas cheer, indeed.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
Thank you very much for the compliment! I think we all need some cheer, that's for sure.
That was great! Well done! Happy New Year too!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
And to you as well! Thanks!
Absolutely wonderful! It's stories like this that keep me going! ~The Mistress
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
I know what you mean ... especially during the holidays. Sometimes it's hard to keep in the spirit. This was my attempt at doing so!
Oooh very funny. An interesting take on the 12 days of Xmas.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
Thanks, Shiv. It was purely an attempt at acquiring some Xmas spirit. Thanks for reading!
Seasonally perky.Made my insides all aquiver by day 12.Hmmmmmm......v.nice.No more needs to be said...Author's Response: I like that ... "seasonally perky". That describes a lot of what was going on between Hermione and Severus. 
Oh that was fun, NSS! It was just the sort of witty, happy, smut that I needed today. You rock! :)
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
I'm glad you had a chance to read. Every time I post a story, I think of my 'sassy sisters'. 
Naughty and nice... :D
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
*snicker* Makes me wonder if Santa is going to leave me anything in my stocking ...
Oh, that was fun!? I love your stuff.? You write such a delightful Severus.? Thanks!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
And thank you for the compliments!
Hee!??
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
Glad I made you giggle! 
Cute story, loved it completely! The acerbic taunts here and there were the perfect touch. Good job! :)
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
I just told someone I write myself into Hermione. My husband still doesn't really "get" my sense of humor. Poor boy.
Response from mmesnape (Reviewer)
Seems were are both 'blessed' (*grin*) with the same kind of clueless husband. But that's ok, we know whats up and that makes it even funnier. ;)
Fabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was laughing today while my students were singing the Twelve Days of Christmas!!!!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
Oh, I can just imagine that... and were you singing the "real" lyrics under your breath? "nine inches of broomstick, eight lewd comments..." 
Response from Corazon (Reviewer)
Of course! *raises a mock eyebrow* Did you expect anything differently? 
now that's my kind of " 12 days of christmas "!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
Yes, it is more along the lines of my preferences as well.
This was hilarious! The best version of 12 days I've ever seen. LoL.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
Thanks! Funny thing is, it took me three days to think of all the things he would 'give' her each day, and now they just keep coming to me.... 
I love it! I will never be able to sing The Twelve Days with a straight face again!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
Yeah ... Instead of nine ladies dancing, you'll be singing, "Nine inches of ... whoops!"
LOL! Oh so very cute... and sexy. Loved it, NSS. :)
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
Thank you! I had so much fun writing it, so I'm glad people are having fun with it.
Bwaaaahhh haahh! I needed a good laugh. TY
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
I aim to please. Apparently, Severus does too.
I enjoyed your story, well done!!!!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
Thank you very much ... and a very happy holiday!
Snort! A lovely little holiday bit of smut! I enjoyed the 12 days of seduction very much.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
And Severus and Hermione are even more fun to "watch" over the holiday over some eggnog. Glad you enjoyed it!
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That was so dang cute! I loved it. Although it did seem that the, ahem, pyhysical gifts popped up out of nowhere, but maybe that's just me being thick. Anyway, thanks.
Author's Response: I'm kind of fond of thinking that Severus was 'under the influence' of Firewhiskey pretty continuously after the lewd comments starting spewing forth... *snicker* Or maybe it was heavily-dosed eggnog. Holiday spirits nonetheless.
Ho ho ho, thats funny. *wonders what ill get for xmas* yea. i think Hermione has the better deal!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
Oh, she definitely does have the better deal in my house. So I shall live vicariously through her. Yup.
This goes beyond lewd. Is there a category called pornographic porn?
Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)
Those lewd comments didn't help, either, did they? 