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Saturday Night Drabbles Dark Lords Need Love Too
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Dark Lords Need Love Too

1: Dark Lords Need Love Too

2: Yule Entry

3: Post-Yule Reflections

4: Junior Death Eaters

5: Malfoys Shmalfoys

6: Special Collectibles

7: Bemoaning Bellatrix

8: (Elder) Glee

9: Rank (and File) Stupidity

Dark Lords Need Love Too

peppermint

117 Reviews   |   117 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 2,107 Words 9 Chapters WIP
Tom Riddle (Voldemort)

Lord Voldemort is depressed and needs a hug.

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Chapters (9)

Chapter 1: Dark Lords Need Love Too

Chapter 2: Yule Entry

Chapter 3: Post-Yule Reflections

Chapter 4: Junior Death Eaters

Chapter 5: Malfoys Shmalfoys

Chapter 6: Special Collectibles

Chapter 7: Bemoaning Bellatrix

Chapter 8: (Elder) Glee

Chapter 9: Rank (and File) Stupidity


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Member Since 2007  |  66 Stories  |  Favorited by 91  |  407 Reviews Written  |  538 Review Responses

I'm a Michigander who works from home, keeps my husband in line, and raises two wild, wonderful daughters. I write so I don't go insane. 

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Reviews for Dark Lords Need Love Too

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9/10

aurora borealis

ROFL!!  Can't wait to hear about the trip to the spa.

10/10

sunny33

ROFL. :D

10/10

Anonymous

*mwahaha* Brilliant again! Atrocious nails indeed! And Snape with his new hairdo... I saw a great capiton the other day, with a pic of him, and "L'oreal- because you are worth it". ;o)

0/10

debjunk

I can just see him jumping up and down with joy!  Off to the spa, boys!

10/10

sevibaby

sick, sick, you have one sick and twisted and demented mind.  I love it.  Good chapter.  Please can I have more.

0/10

reader76

Awww....he got his hug.....

10/10

snitchette

OMG! Fortunately he doesn't master the wand. Wonder what that spa day will be like?

0/10

Rose of the West

BWAH!!!
I suspect I now know where the fluffy hair alluded to on Buzz came from a few days ago.  It's most kind of the Tedious One to take such care about his minions and their grooming practices.

10/10

MuseAmusant

Oh dear God, Voldemort and Lucius sharing a spa day? ROFL. I pity the unfortunate soul who has to give the Dark Lord a massage.

But, hey, I would be more than happy to volunteer to give Lucius a massage. And, naturally, Severus too. That would certainly make my Christmas! 

Er, at least as long as I don't have to see even a semi-nude Voldie. *Shudders*

10/10

Mazzy

Ahahaha 'naughty boys need love too' and all that. LOL

Too cute!

10/10

Red_Garnet

haha WIN! I love it!

0/10

reader76

Very funny!  Poor Lucius...he used to be so proud of that hair...

10/10

snitchette

Am I wrong or is this inspired by some scenes in the last movie? Because I made myself the same remark about Lucius' hair. Anyway it's brilliantly done as usual.

Response from peppermint (Author of Dark Lords Need Love Too)

Yes, it is. Seeing DH provided me with some much-needed inspiration, LOL! 

0/10

quaffswinegaily

Sounds like Bella is becoming such an untrustworthy tramp. What's an evil megalomaniac to do?

10/10

morgaine_dulac

Lucius can't get it up anymore? Mehehe, seems to be a trend among writers this week to make dear Lulu look bad. Love it! Just as the rest! 
I am already looking forward to reading all those drabbles in one go once you're done!

9/10

sevibaby

Shame on you making me laugh at work.  I so look forward to your updates.

10/10

sunny33

The comment about Lucius's hair... priceless! :)

10/10

Anonymous

*mwahaha* Brilliant, once again! "Where that mouth has been"  - "needs a conditioning treatment" *roflol*

0/10

Rose of the West

Poor Tedious One, just like any kid on Christmas who didn't get the one thing he was looking for...

0/10

Rose of the West

I'm sure he does get cold on those marble floors.  Cold-blooded creatures need a heat source.  He's really building this hug up in his mind.  I wonder if, when it does happen, it satisfies his expectations.

0/10

Rose of the West

Aw... poor fellow.  I wonder if Lucius knows he could save his wine cellar by giving the Tedious One a little human contact now and again...

8/10

PDamian

"Special collectibles," hm? Well, that would explain my brother-in-law's attachment to his baseball card collection.  I always thought the Ken Griffey rookie card had an evil twinkle in its eye ...

This is hilarious! I'm so glad you updated! I look forward to reading of the fate of the rest of the collectibles!

10/10

blue artemis

*Snort*

0/10

Rose of the West

I don't know whether to pity the "cow" or the TO on what will happen next.  I think Bella will enjoy being tortured, and he will hate being in the room with her...

0/10

Rose of the West

You've almost got me feeling bad for the poor widdle TO.  Almost.

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